Jess-occult Stephens
@jessmstephens.bsky.social
I am a professional motivational speaker for dogs. She/her/hers
A Catholic priest in Michigan walked so that Phil Phillips could run.
October 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
A Catholic priest in Michigan walked so that Phil Phillips could run.
I don't think things are going to get better before they get worse. But whatever the future brings, I think we all can agree
August 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I don't think things are going to get better before they get worse. But whatever the future brings, I think we all can agree
Stevie Martin plays a dad who sees Tr*mp and yells, "Oh, my god, it's a pehhhhrveht!"
August 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Stevie Martin plays a dad who sees Tr*mp and yells, "Oh, my god, it's a pehhhhrveht!"
This is all I'm saying you guys. He 100% would nail the role on merit, but also
August 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
This is all I'm saying you guys. He 100% would nail the role on merit, but also
Would you like a cow on your flag or would you like a bird on your flag?
Moldova: Yes
Moldova: Yes
July 30, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Would you like a cow on your flag or would you like a bird on your flag?
Moldova: Yes
Moldova: Yes
My favorite thing about the flag of Sri Lanka is how the lion has at least one opposable thumb.
June 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
My favorite thing about the flag of Sri Lanka is how the lion has at least one opposable thumb.
Guys, nothing's stopping non-Monaco countries from having figure-skating, sword-weilding monks on their national emblems.
May 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Guys, nothing's stopping non-Monaco countries from having figure-skating, sword-weilding monks on their national emblems.
Which flag/coat of arms has the best boxing bear: Berlin, Greenland, Bern, or secret fourth option?
April 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Which flag/coat of arms has the best boxing bear: Berlin, Greenland, Bern, or secret fourth option?
Good evening. Spain has pink in its flag.
March 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Good evening. Spain has pink in its flag.
That's right. Mama's bringing her obsession with flags and national emblems to Bluesky. Someone's gotta help you appreciate Solomon Islands' appreciation of sharks, and I don't mind lending a helping fin where I'm needed.
January 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
That's right. Mama's bringing her obsession with flags and national emblems to Bluesky. Someone's gotta help you appreciate Solomon Islands' appreciation of sharks, and I don't mind lending a helping fin where I'm needed.
The Bahamas has a flamingo in its national emblem. The rest of us need to get on this level.
January 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The Bahamas has a flamingo in its national emblem. The rest of us need to get on this level.
Wikipedia gets me.
December 29, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Wikipedia gets me.
Don't click, just accept that they're aristocrats. That way, you don't take the clickbait bait nor do you sully your mind with an inferior response.
December 29, 2024 at 4:42 AM
Don't click, just accept that they're aristocrats. That way, you don't take the clickbait bait nor do you sully your mind with an inferior response.
I took this picture of Charlie Kirk there.
December 27, 2024 at 6:54 PM
I took this picture of Charlie Kirk there.
Fine. If you say so.
December 19, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Fine. If you say so.
"You need to be assuming"
December 12, 2024 at 5:07 PM
"You need to be assuming"
I bet Socrates was a natural at babysitting.
December 12, 2024 at 4:39 PM
I bet Socrates was a natural at babysitting.
And I'm all out of nutrient slurry.
November 30, 2024 at 2:02 AM
And I'm all out of nutrient slurry.
Jk, this is obviously easily Google-able. I just want to be sure you have this delightful fact tucked away in your knowledge cap.
November 27, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Jk, this is obviously easily Google-able. I just want to be sure you have this delightful fact tucked away in your knowledge cap.
Would a lion hold a sword like Finland's national emblem or Sri Lanka's?
November 23, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Would a lion hold a sword like Finland's national emblem or Sri Lanka's?
Thank you for your services to animal therapy, Don and Charlene. You've been a lovely postscript.
November 21, 2024 at 6:04 AM
Thank you for your services to animal therapy, Don and Charlene. You've been a lovely postscript.
You know what? Patrick Swayze loved his mother and made dancing macho, which honestly is the most alpha male accomplishment ever. (Shout-out to Tupac, who did the same.)
Okay, Patrick. Please don't have done something cancellable I forgot about. You're doing great.
Okay, Patrick. Please don't have done something cancellable I forgot about. You're doing great.
November 21, 2024 at 5:50 AM
You know what? Patrick Swayze loved his mother and made dancing macho, which honestly is the most alpha male accomplishment ever. (Shout-out to Tupac, who did the same.)
Okay, Patrick. Please don't have done something cancellable I forgot about. You're doing great.
Okay, Patrick. Please don't have done something cancellable I forgot about. You're doing great.
Okay, this family is off to a great start! Sam Campbell aspired to be "like a draftsman" on the recreate a painting on post-it notes task.
I won't hold the Puritan stuff against the Swayzes. Ernest had weird Puritan ancestors in that movie where he was scared stupid; that wasn't his fault, either.
I won't hold the Puritan stuff against the Swayzes. Ernest had weird Puritan ancestors in that movie where he was scared stupid; that wasn't his fault, either.
November 21, 2024 at 5:46 AM
Okay, this family is off to a great start! Sam Campbell aspired to be "like a draftsman" on the recreate a painting on post-it notes task.
I won't hold the Puritan stuff against the Swayzes. Ernest had weird Puritan ancestors in that movie where he was scared stupid; that wasn't his fault, either.
I won't hold the Puritan stuff against the Swayzes. Ernest had weird Puritan ancestors in that movie where he was scared stupid; that wasn't his fault, either.