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Jess-occult Stephens
@jessmstephens.bsky.social
I am a professional motivational speaker for dogs. She/her/hers
A Catholic priest in Michigan walked so that Phil Phillips could run.
October 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I don't think things are going to get better before they get worse. But whatever the future brings, I think we all can agree
August 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Stevie Martin plays a dad who sees Tr*mp and yells, "Oh, my god, it's a pehhhhrveht!"
August 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
This is all I'm saying you guys. He 100% would nail the role on merit, but also
August 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Would you like a cow on your flag or would you like a bird on your flag?
Moldova: Yes
July 30, 2025 at 11:31 AM
My favorite thing about the flag of Sri Lanka is how the lion has at least one opposable thumb.
June 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Guys, nothing's stopping non-Monaco countries from having figure-skating, sword-weilding monks on their national emblems.
May 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Which flag/coat of arms has the best boxing bear: Berlin, Greenland, Bern, or secret fourth option?
April 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
March 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Good evening. Spain has pink in its flag.
March 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
That's right. Mama's bringing her obsession with flags and national emblems to Bluesky. Someone's gotta help you appreciate Solomon Islands' appreciation of sharks, and I don't mind lending a helping fin where I'm needed.
January 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The Bahamas has a flamingo in its national emblem. The rest of us need to get on this level.
January 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Wikipedia gets me.
December 29, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Don't click, just accept that they're aristocrats. That way, you don't take the clickbait bait nor do you sully your mind with an inferior response.
December 29, 2024 at 4:42 AM
I took this picture of Charlie Kirk there.
December 27, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Fine. If you say so.
December 19, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Is it now?
December 19, 2024 at 3:24 PM
"You need to be assuming"
December 12, 2024 at 5:07 PM
I bet Socrates was a natural at babysitting.
December 12, 2024 at 4:39 PM
And I'm all out of nutrient slurry.
November 30, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Jk, this is obviously easily Google-able. I just want to be sure you have this delightful fact tucked away in your knowledge cap.
November 27, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Would a lion hold a sword like Finland's national emblem or Sri Lanka's?
November 23, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Thank you for your services to animal therapy, Don and Charlene. You've been a lovely postscript.
November 21, 2024 at 6:04 AM
You know what? Patrick Swayze loved his mother and made dancing macho, which honestly is the most alpha male accomplishment ever. (Shout-out to Tupac, who did the same.)

Okay, Patrick. Please don't have done something cancellable I forgot about. You're doing great.
November 21, 2024 at 5:50 AM
Okay, this family is off to a great start! Sam Campbell aspired to be "like a draftsman" on the recreate a painting on post-it notes task.

I won't hold the Puritan stuff against the Swayzes. Ernest had weird Puritan ancestors in that movie where he was scared stupid; that wasn't his fault, either.
November 21, 2024 at 5:46 AM