Jessica
@jessicawoodard.bsky.social
I feel like you're trying to nail me down, here, and that's not going to work well for either of us.
Y'all are funny, but also, you gonna give a bitch a heart attack.
September 25, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Y'all are funny, but also, you gonna give a bitch a heart attack.
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we're on the precipice of a universal antiviral medication, mRNA technology is out here curing cancers every other month, HIV is cureable AND preventable, renewables generate more energy now than fossil fuels worldwide and and more cost-effective, coral reefs are growing back all over the world rn
Please give me an unironic list of things that have gotten better over the last ten years because I’m spiraling.
I’ll start: you can buy an enormous TV from Costco for like $100 bucks now.
I’ll start: you can buy an enormous TV from Costco for like $100 bucks now.
September 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
we're on the precipice of a universal antiviral medication, mRNA technology is out here curing cancers every other month, HIV is cureable AND preventable, renewables generate more energy now than fossil fuels worldwide and and more cost-effective, coral reefs are growing back all over the world rn
I was possessed by this idea, and now I long to see the Jolenes that live in other people's heads.
September 6, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I was possessed by this idea, and now I long to see the Jolenes that live in other people's heads.
Elon showing up to be the poster boy for hypocrisy
February 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Elon showing up to be the poster boy for hypocrisy
Folks... This is horrifying.
This bill makes it a felony for public officials to vote their conscience.
That is a terrifying precedent to set.
Donate to the ACLU, if you can.
This bill makes it a felony for public officials to vote their conscience.
That is a terrifying precedent to set.
Donate to the ACLU, if you can.
February 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Folks... This is horrifying.
This bill makes it a felony for public officials to vote their conscience.
That is a terrifying precedent to set.
Donate to the ACLU, if you can.
This bill makes it a felony for public officials to vote their conscience.
That is a terrifying precedent to set.
Donate to the ACLU, if you can.
Anyone else find themselves waiting in a boutique store with a curated 90’s ballad playlist, helpless to resist the lure of singing along?
No? Just me?
Alright then.
#theaterkidissues
No? Just me?
Alright then.
#theaterkidissues
January 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Anyone else find themselves waiting in a boutique store with a curated 90’s ballad playlist, helpless to resist the lure of singing along?
No? Just me?
Alright then.
#theaterkidissues
No? Just me?
Alright then.
#theaterkidissues
#Compassion isn't pie. Just because I express concern for one group of people doesn't mean I DON'T care about another group.
January 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
#Compassion isn't pie. Just because I express concern for one group of people doesn't mean I DON'T care about another group.
I'm just saying, maybe he could prioritize actually helping some Americans, in the midst of his reign of terror.
#californiawildfires #priorities #president
#californiawildfires #priorities #president
January 23, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I'm just saying, maybe he could prioritize actually helping some Americans, in the midst of his reign of terror.
#californiawildfires #priorities #president
#californiawildfires #priorities #president
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could not possibly agree more, make them work for every single thing that they do in congress
employ roughly 18000 lawyers ready to challenge everything the executive does in court over and over and over again to delay as much as possible
find your own Reed O'Connor to help with that
employ roughly 18000 lawyers ready to challenge everything the executive does in court over and over and over again to delay as much as possible
find your own Reed O'Connor to help with that
no unanimous consent, for anything, at any time
waste every single moment you can, gum up the procedural works, go full McConnell on them
waste every single moment you can, gum up the procedural works, go full McConnell on them
New: Senate Republicans hope to confirm some of Trump's nominees on Day 1
5 nominees get committee votes today.
GOP leaders want unanimous consent for floor votes TODAY.
Uncertain, but Rubio/State & Ratcliffe/CIA are top prospects.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
5 nominees get committee votes today.
GOP leaders want unanimous consent for floor votes TODAY.
Uncertain, but Rubio/State & Ratcliffe/CIA are top prospects.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
January 23, 2025 at 6:57 AM
could not possibly agree more, make them work for every single thing that they do in congress
employ roughly 18000 lawyers ready to challenge everything the executive does in court over and over and over again to delay as much as possible
find your own Reed O'Connor to help with that
employ roughly 18000 lawyers ready to challenge everything the executive does in court over and over and over again to delay as much as possible
find your own Reed O'Connor to help with that
I am so tired of #thoughtsandprayers being our only reaction to violence against our children. #anotherschoolshooting
January 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I am so tired of #thoughtsandprayers being our only reaction to violence against our children. #anotherschoolshooting
#immigration is a complex issue, but we're never gonna solve it like this. Of course, solutions require both compassion and intelligence, which is not something our current #potus is known for.
January 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
#immigration is a complex issue, but we're never gonna solve it like this. Of course, solutions require both compassion and intelligence, which is not something our current #potus is known for.
Maybe someone should remind them Nick Offerman exists.
Yup, @jamellebouie.net has this exactly right. What these guys are celebrating/pursuing/yearning for is not masculine energy, it's *adolescent* energy. Drinking Red Bull, crushing Call of Duty, refusing to clean your room. It is indescribably pathetic. www.nytimes.com/2025/01/18/o...
January 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Maybe someone should remind them Nick Offerman exists.
This is much better than doom scrolling
January 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
This is much better than doom scrolling
I appear to be going full online.
Today I'm either going to be completely silent or it will be the most online I've ever been, still can't tell which.
January 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I appear to be going full online.
I feel like I'm tied to a railroad track, and I'm watching the train coming. #donaldtrump #inauguration #goodbye #civilliberty
January 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I feel like I'm tied to a railroad track, and I'm watching the train coming. #donaldtrump #inauguration #goodbye #civilliberty
I used to get my heart broken when my heroes turned out to be horrible people. Now I think it just makes me even more numb.
January 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I used to get my heart broken when my heroes turned out to be horrible people. Now I think it just makes me even more numb.
Well this is unacceptable and also very funny
Post your favorite Doctor (Who). Wrong answers only
January 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Well this is unacceptable and also very funny
From those of us here at Terrible Posture, to our entire community, near and far, we wish you #HAPPYHOLIDAYS and a 2025 full of joy.
And trains.
And trains.
December 23, 2024 at 1:00 PM
From those of us here at Terrible Posture, to our entire community, near and far, we wish you #HAPPYHOLIDAYS and a 2025 full of joy.
And trains.
And trains.
Buckle up, Buttercup.
Let's talk about how people who violate boundaries and do not actively work to understand how and why they were in the wrong will do it over and over again; and how we, as a collective whole, allow this to happen. This has been your content warning.
#consent
Let's talk about how people who violate boundaries and do not actively work to understand how and why they were in the wrong will do it over and over again; and how we, as a collective whole, allow this to happen. This has been your content warning.
#consent
November 27, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Buckle up, Buttercup.
Let's talk about how people who violate boundaries and do not actively work to understand how and why they were in the wrong will do it over and over again; and how we, as a collective whole, allow this to happen. This has been your content warning.
#consent
Let's talk about how people who violate boundaries and do not actively work to understand how and why they were in the wrong will do it over and over again; and how we, as a collective whole, allow this to happen. This has been your content warning.
#consent
It's really telling that Kamala has said, several times, that we need leaders that will uplift, instead of tearing down, and Trump's closing statement starts with a truck load of negativity.
#debate2024
#debate2024
September 11, 2024 at 2:45 AM
It's really telling that Kamala has said, several times, that we need leaders that will uplift, instead of tearing down, and Trump's closing statement starts with a truck load of negativity.
#debate2024
#debate2024
That's right. Look him directly in the face and tell him to stop lying.
He's pathologically incapable of stopping, but I respect the attempt anyway.
#debate2024
He's pathologically incapable of stopping, but I respect the attempt anyway.
#debate2024
September 11, 2024 at 2:32 AM
That's right. Look him directly in the face and tell him to stop lying.
He's pathologically incapable of stopping, but I respect the attempt anyway.
#debate2024
He's pathologically incapable of stopping, but I respect the attempt anyway.
#debate2024
September 11, 2024 at 2:28 AM