jessicasele.bsky.social
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You guys ok in here?
December 17, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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In case you weren't on the classified Signal chat, tomorrow night at 7:30 at The Ice House in Pasadena it's New World Disorder with @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social , @mattlieb.bsky.social, @karindadobbins.bsky.social and @jessicasele.bsky.social. Tickets here: bit.ly/3GqsOQ0
April 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Dark times call for dick jokes
🖤NEXT WEDNESDAY 7:30pm
🔥NEW WORLD DISORDER at The Ice House in Pasadena
with GARETH REYNOLDS @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social
APARNA NANCHERLA
JESSICA SELE @jessicasele.bsky.social
MATT LIEB @mattlieb.bsky.social
🎟️Tickets here: bit.ly/3GqsOQ0
April 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Katy Perry visited the void of outer space and achieved congruence
April 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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thinking of one of abraham lincoln's great quotes this morning:

"As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy. Whatever differs from this, to the extent of the difference, is no democracy."
March 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Bill Burr is right on track with understanding that Americans need to come together and not be taken advantage of by the elite but he cannot say a sentence without throwing women under the bus 😂
March 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I get in the shower with my bra on I think an above average amount
March 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Locally I’m a one issue voter. No ferrets.
March 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I feel like when I get sick, my body seriously considers dying
March 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Remember how hard everyone was on Kathy Griffen for that photo? But now it’s like let’s remake but with real thing.
March 6, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Being sick is cool because you get to feel horrible and let everyone down
February 28, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Sorry those dogs don’t know what they’re saying when they press those buttons
February 21, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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Eating ice cream after dinner is married peoples way of having sex
February 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Dang we gotta riot like soon
February 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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The void is getting even voidier
February 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Believe me when I say the music playing from this airport Wolfgang pucks is not good
February 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Do you understand how smug I am when the general security line is much shorter than the precheck?
February 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
This app is less dorky than threads I feel
February 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
One upside is nobody is saying feminazi anymore
February 13, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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And it looks like it’s official. Trump is ignoring court orders.

The rubicon has been crossed.
February 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I wish someone was around to hear my fart. It was so long and slow. Hilarious. Smells bad though.
February 13, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Someone who worked with J-Lo just told me she was really nice! Let’s keep Bluesky as a positive space for J-Lo please 🙏
February 13, 2025 at 3:23 AM
As someone who has spent considerable time concerned for the wellbeing of bad men… Is Drake okay?
February 10, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Are the people that said that organizing a revolution would be easier under Trump than Kamala doing that?
February 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I just woke up from a dream that I lost my phone. I didn’t actually.
February 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM