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Jessica Malek ✨
@jessicamalek.bsky.social
Creative | Strategist | Mother to the cutest dog in the universe 💫
Goddamnit only a few mins in and I already started talking shit to the Detroit News. Oops.

Okay for real, starting NOW.
February 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Good morning! Today I’ve decided I’m NOT going to drown in the overwhelming flood of bad/scary news.

Just today tho. We’ll see about tomorrow.
February 5, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Look at Glenn being annoyed with me that I woke him up from his slumber, but look at his lip!!! 😭😭😭😭😭

#blueskydogs #dogsofbliesky #timelinecleanse
January 30, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Everyone go follow @suicidemachines.bsky.social !! Punk-ska with just the right amount of aggression and fun for these stupid ass times 🏁🏁🏁
The Suicide Machines (@suicidemachines.bsky.social)
Detroit ska/punk Booking: brent@exponentialbooking.com Tour dates + merch + more: amatchandsomegasoline.com
suicidemachines.bsky.social
January 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Reposted by Jessica Malek ✨
Every time folks wanted to talk about how unqualified she was, I wanted to refer to this.
To those same folks, the real disqualifier was that she was a Black woman.
January 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Feed Cleanse Brain Break | Glenny on a chair with his chubby cheeks 🥰 #dogsofbluesky #blueskydogs #eyebleach
January 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Had my first-ever “aliens are here” dream where a ship was flying above me (I may have also been in another ship) and I just think my brain has really funny timing. 🛸👽
January 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Reposted by Jessica Malek ✨
List of ALL 100 U.S. Senators DC Contact Information:

Alabama
Senator Tommy Tuberville 202-224-4124
Senator Katie Boyd Britt 202-224-5744

Alaska
Senator Lisa Murkowski 202-224-6665
Senator Dan Sullivan 202-224-3004

Arizona
Senator Mark Kelly 202-224-2235
Senator Ruben Gallego 202-224-4521

1/17
January 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I hate that I am so addicted to my phone but really need a break from socials and the news so I’ve downloaded phone games. So embarrassing 😩
January 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Dad’s working out in the basement, mom is upstairs. Where to go??
🤔 #dogsofbluesky #skydogs

(idk how hashtags work on here yet so those are a shot in the dark)
January 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Good morning Bluesky! Time to start my daily regimen of consuming so much news I give myself a panic attack.
January 28, 2025 at 1:01 PM
It’s 5:30pm in January which means me and Glenn have turned into couch potatoes for the rest of the evening. #potatotime
January 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Reposted by Jessica Malek ✨
I love this time of year because people will post something super dramatic and vague like “Nooooooo” and I can’t tell if it’s about football or *gestures outside window* all of this.
January 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
My favorite thing about having @nbcpeacock.bsky.social are the uncensored #RHOSLC episodes. Hearing a housewife say “fuck” uncensored gives me a special kind of glee that I didn’t know existed.
January 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
This quote from Hannah Arendt is as relevant today as it was decades ago…even more so.
January 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Reposted by Jessica Malek ✨
If you're feeling overwhelmed, it's intentional. They're calling it "flooding the zone." The intent is to overwhelm and exhaust us so we can not effectively resist. Something simple you can do right now now is to make sure to take breaks and rest.
January 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I recoil in cringe when I think of Musk, Zuck, and Bezos. Really, really cannot stand that money is so alluring that the end of the world will be brought to us by the biggest fucking dweebs ever 😭😭😭
January 27, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Also here is the cutest dog in the universe (cone version)

cc: @justinmalek.bsky.social
January 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I haven’t used text-based social in ages but as a social media professional, I’m committed to making this #1 because FUCK META, FUCK ZUCK, and FUCK ELON.

(Am I allowed to swear on here?) #newtobluesky
January 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Hello Bluesky, world! I’m new and to make sure I’m not constantly mainlining political content, what are some cool accounts to follow in the beauty, fashion, women’s heath, cooking, music, and art/design spaces? Thanks for the help! #newtobluesky #askbluesky
January 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM