Jessica Gutierrez
@jessicagutierrez.bsky.social
Film enjoyer | standup | negative person
Day 23. My plant has never looked worse
December 29, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Day 23. My plant has never looked worse
Day 1 of repotting my plant after root rot. Let’s see if she survives
December 5, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Day 1 of repotting my plant after root rot. Let’s see if she survives
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Reposted by Jessica Gutierrez
having a scapegoat would fix me
November 14, 2024 at 4:50 PM
having a scapegoat would fix me
Joked to my bf that this photo of Joaquin phoenix reminds me of how I look in the morning and he laughed so hard it hurt my feelings
May 20, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Joked to my bf that this photo of Joaquin phoenix reminds me of how I look in the morning and he laughed so hard it hurt my feelings
being a comedian is sometimes deciding whether to skip your mothers birthday to be on a show called “cumrags”
May 3, 2024 at 3:24 AM
being a comedian is sometimes deciding whether to skip your mothers birthday to be on a show called “cumrags”
Stand up is actually the most bisexual thing you can do
April 25, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Stand up is actually the most bisexual thing you can do
I’ll tell you what folks nothing like bombing after a long day of work
April 25, 2024 at 4:46 AM
I’ll tell you what folks nothing like bombing after a long day of work
Reposted by Jessica Gutierrez
Reposted by Jessica Gutierrez
Finally, a trend I can get excited about. 1942. www.flickr.com/photos/87259...
March 12, 2024 at 12:19 AM
Finally, a trend I can get excited about. 1942. www.flickr.com/photos/87259...
When I tell people I’m gonna go see my mom this is what I mean
March 11, 2024 at 5:45 PM
When I tell people I’m gonna go see my mom this is what I mean
Is it really a coincidence that kesha’s most famous song opens with “wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy” and i actually do feel like a huge piece of shit most mornings?
March 8, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Is it really a coincidence that kesha’s most famous song opens with “wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy” and i actually do feel like a huge piece of shit most mornings?