Jessica Crobot
jessica.moe
Jessica Crobot
@jessica.moe
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Homeless.
I'm not a lawyer. I just play one in video games.
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You thought it was pronounced Mojang but it's actually pronounced Mojang
November 15, 2025 at 10:35 AM
#chess #chesspuzzle #FellForItAgainAward

White is losing a little right now but has exactly 1 move that converts to a winning position. I *did* find this in a 5 minute blitz FYI
November 15, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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And like, re: nag lines, I get it, gamers are dumber have worse attention span than ever but idk man, it's starting to feel like it's time to start gatekeeping. Work for it. Pay attention to the fuckin game you're playing. Of course sales will be lost if we DON'T cater to the lowest denominator but🖕
November 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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good morning
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Thank God the Metroid game everyone is griping about is Prime 4 and not a real Metroid game
November 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
People were nice to me today 😊
November 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I spent a couple hours hanging out with a group of cis women yesterday and it rly put into perspective how horribly most of the transfemmes on bsky treat each other. We don't have any rights because you are too small minded to fight for them. You look for easier targets: other trans women.
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I like pancakes, but I'm not picky and can eat anyone you hold dear if you cross me.
November 12, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Keyboard warriors say shit like "Never talk to the cops. A real anarchist doesn't snitch."

The thing is: I'm Old Testament. I genuinely hate my enemies. I will subject them to the violence of the state if I can, based solely on the way they mistreat people I don't even know. Suffer and perish.
Oh right. I forgot that they were friends with the user who was adding Holocaust museum curators to "Nazi" blocklists, immigrants to "anti-immigrant" blocklists, etc. Pretty sure that user was faking being trans but she was 100% German AfD. I got her banned; the Nazi accusations violated German law.
November 12, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Not to get too Millennial at y'all, but the 1990s were superior to the past couple of decades because Nazis were the bad guys in our movies and video games.
November 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
You're a no-talent! 🎺
"you're transition is FLAT, no HRT, no effort, what you just gonna boy mode? I was out voice training and socializing before i even had HRT. "
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
jajaja

Translation: you can probably guess
November 10, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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If you’ve historically been a “vote blue no matter who” type, it’d be cool if you could use this moment to understand why vilifying leftists who actually do think it matters is basically a psyop you accidentally fell for. This is why people warn you about guys like Newsom.
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
I for one will welcome our Chinese overlords #Beerjacket #China #Tsingtao
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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I’m so sorry
November 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Rotating an apple 👍
Recognizing that Clark Kent is Superman 👎
I never considered this but I have face blindness so I wouldn't recognize Superman if he spoke differently and had a different hairstyle. 💀
November 9, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
#chess #puzzle White can get a draw after any legal move on the board, except for one! My opponent found the single worst move! Can YOU? White to play and lose.
November 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Weird that blue or green hair is associated with sjws (or woke or whatever the current term is) when it's one of the sure signs of transphobia. Like a Harry Potter t-shirt for your hair.
November 8, 2025 at 10:44 PM
There's a woman at the park who sounds like Toad. Stop speaking please. Don't talk ever again.
November 8, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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joking aside this is why, if you are going to attempt electoralism, never water down your policies to appease liberals. they'll talk about you like this anyway may as well go all in
November 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM