Jessalyn
@jessalyn91.bsky.social
"no one talks about..."
Yes, they do. People gab about everything.
Yes, they do. People gab about everything.
January 3, 2026 at 6:51 AM
"no one talks about..."
Yes, they do. People gab about everything.
Yes, they do. People gab about everything.
Search for Spock tonight. Let's go...
two boys are dancing in a park with the words lets goooo !!!
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September 27, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Search for Spock tonight. Let's go...
It's the moment my two followers (or whatever) have been waiting for. We're watching Wrath of Khan tonight. And you bet your boots I'll let you know how it goes.
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September 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
It's the moment my two followers (or whatever) have been waiting for. We're watching Wrath of Khan tonight. And you bet your boots I'll let you know how it goes.
My husband and I have begun a watch through of all the Star Trek movies and I thought it would be fun to do a thread about each of them as they come out. I have three kids 4 and under though, so this thread may take a bit of time to complete.
September 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
My husband and I have begun a watch through of all the Star Trek movies and I thought it would be fun to do a thread about each of them as they come out. I have three kids 4 and under though, so this thread may take a bit of time to complete.
The minute my throat is sore...all the nose congestion workers in my body prepared to go on non-stop active duty indefinitely.:
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September 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The minute my throat is sore...all the nose congestion workers in my body prepared to go on non-stop active duty indefinitely.:
I knew a time would come when my little boy would become obsessed with Cars. And about four and a half is the answer.
September 7, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I knew a time would come when my little boy would become obsessed with Cars. And about four and a half is the answer.
4yo: "Mom, you know three languages."
Me: "What ones?"
4yo: "English, cursive, and sign language."
Me: "What ones?"
4yo: "English, cursive, and sign language."
August 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
4yo: "Mom, you know three languages."
Me: "What ones?"
4yo: "English, cursive, and sign language."
Me: "What ones?"
4yo: "English, cursive, and sign language."
Well, I'm just going to say it. Those barefoot shoes are probably better for health, but they look way too doofy.
August 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Well, I'm just going to say it. Those barefoot shoes are probably better for health, but they look way too doofy.
Today my three year old peed her pants only seconds after sitting on my back. A close one for sure.
August 17, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Today my three year old peed her pants only seconds after sitting on my back. A close one for sure.
The other day a friend was holding my seven month old baby at a get together. When I looked over I noticed she had given her popcorn. Pop. Corn.
August 17, 2025 at 6:25 AM
The other day a friend was holding my seven month old baby at a get together. When I looked over I noticed she had given her popcorn. Pop. Corn.
It's sooo fun to have every shingler in town drop by my door with pamphlets, a long speech, and to offer to reroof my house this summer when I'm already feeling stressed out about finances.
"Did you know your roof needs to be replaced???"
"Did you know your roof needs to be replaced???"
a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying you don 't say ?
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July 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
It's sooo fun to have every shingler in town drop by my door with pamphlets, a long speech, and to offer to reroof my house this summer when I'm already feeling stressed out about finances.
"Did you know your roof needs to be replaced???"
"Did you know your roof needs to be replaced???"
Apparently Rick Moranis is coming out of retirement to do Space Balls 2. It will be nice to see my celebrity doppelganger back in front of the camera.
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June 13, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Apparently Rick Moranis is coming out of retirement to do Space Balls 2. It will be nice to see my celebrity doppelganger back in front of the camera.
Saluting the one man responsibility for preventing scurvy in countless children.
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June 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Saluting the one man responsibility for preventing scurvy in countless children.
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how your email finds me
August 12, 2023 at 3:54 PM
how your email finds me
You don't understand. That's my *comfort* glass of water on the nightstand.
May 17, 2025 at 11:04 AM
You don't understand. That's my *comfort* glass of water on the nightstand.
I'm sorry Google, but when I search a movie title the first result you should show me is IMDB, not Wikipedia. Get it together, man.
May 17, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I'm sorry Google, but when I search a movie title the first result you should show me is IMDB, not Wikipedia. Get it together, man.
Boney M really wrote a bop about one of the creepiest little freaks that lived.
May 15, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Boney M really wrote a bop about one of the creepiest little freaks that lived.
Penguinese walked so Simlish could run.
May 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Penguinese walked so Simlish could run.
This is the dawning of the age of asparagus - the age of asparagus.
May 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
This is the dawning of the age of asparagus - the age of asparagus.