Jess
@jess-it-iss.bsky.social
30 | they/them | Au?DHD | lg(B)tq || I'm learning how to draw again
I'm your lesbian mom or bisexual dad
AI = immediate block
I'm your lesbian mom or bisexual dad
AI = immediate block
I didn't think I'd ever become the 'join-a-book-club-when-you-turn-30' type person but I finally read an entire book in less than a year (took me 2 days).
June 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I didn't think I'd ever become the 'join-a-book-club-when-you-turn-30' type person but I finally read an entire book in less than a year (took me 2 days).
I went to Scarborough last weekend and I'm so glad I have a place to post pictures (teacher probs). My outfit isn't even scandalous but I also don't hate my district and want to keep my job.
May 31, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I went to Scarborough last weekend and I'm so glad I have a place to post pictures (teacher probs). My outfit isn't even scandalous but I also don't hate my district and want to keep my job.
As a classically trained musician, it bothers me so much when I become very aware of a shows background music being (poor) MIDI tracks.
May 31, 2025 at 4:42 PM
As a classically trained musician, it bothers me so much when I become very aware of a shows background music being (poor) MIDI tracks.
It's been a minute. Got a new phone and immediately forgot I had an account 👌🏼but I'm back to continue my yelling into the void
May 31, 2025 at 4:33 PM
It's been a minute. Got a new phone and immediately forgot I had an account 👌🏼but I'm back to continue my yelling into the void
Hearing that a friend my partner and I haven't seen in a while made plans and specifically said it wouldn't be fun unless it was all 3 of us, not just a "boys night", honestly makes me really happy. Its nice knowing I have friends that want me around 🥹
February 22, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Hearing that a friend my partner and I haven't seen in a while made plans and specifically said it wouldn't be fun unless it was all 3 of us, not just a "boys night", honestly makes me really happy. Its nice knowing I have friends that want me around 🥹
Just a reminder, don't leave your school iPad on the roof of your car and expect it to be there when you get there. Oops
February 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Just a reminder, don't leave your school iPad on the roof of your car and expect it to be there when you get there. Oops
Does anyone else constantly feel like they have to hold their body together? Like I don't know if my body even knows how to relax; because, even when I'm laying down, I'm so tense and trying to relax makes me notice how unnaturally my body feels.
February 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Does anyone else constantly feel like they have to hold their body together? Like I don't know if my body even knows how to relax; because, even when I'm laying down, I'm so tense and trying to relax makes me notice how unnaturally my body feels.
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This is my “daughter of a Black Panther breakfast program volunteer” coming out but anyone who tells you that you have to be public about all your resistance activity should immediately be under suspicion for being an op, or being under the influence of an op
February 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
This is my “daughter of a Black Panther breakfast program volunteer” coming out but anyone who tells you that you have to be public about all your resistance activity should immediately be under suspicion for being an op, or being under the influence of an op
Awh I just had a really bittersweet realization about being able to finally being able to buy any kind of plant I want and not have to worry about it being pet safe.
Still missing you Callie, my lil everything bagel
Still missing you Callie, my lil everything bagel
February 18, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Awh I just had a really bittersweet realization about being able to finally being able to buy any kind of plant I want and not have to worry about it being pet safe.
Still missing you Callie, my lil everything bagel
Still missing you Callie, my lil everything bagel
Why did I ever think grading 87 kids' six 30-second playing tests each would be achievable in 5 hours? Because it's not. The math wasn't math-ing.
If anyone wants to actually do that math be my guest.
If anyone wants to actually do that math be my guest.
February 18, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Why did I ever think grading 87 kids' six 30-second playing tests each would be achievable in 5 hours? Because it's not. The math wasn't math-ing.
If anyone wants to actually do that math be my guest.
If anyone wants to actually do that math be my guest.
Nothing like coming home from a few days out of town and every single one of my plants I had outside are dead from a random freeze. Fuck you Texas weather.
February 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Nothing like coming home from a few days out of town and every single one of my plants I had outside are dead from a random freeze. Fuck you Texas weather.
I love being at TMEA but good god I'm ready to be back home and smoke a bowl
February 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I love being at TMEA but good god I'm ready to be back home and smoke a bowl
I've come to the realization that my geriatric (30yo) ass needs legit walking shoes to survive any future conventions. RIP
February 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I've come to the realization that my geriatric (30yo) ass needs legit walking shoes to survive any future conventions. RIP
My everyday teaching shoes are somehow giving me blisters on the balls of my feet from how much walking around I've been doing.
February 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
My everyday teaching shoes are somehow giving me blisters on the balls of my feet from how much walking around I've been doing.
Hotels that don't explicitly tell you their breakfast is NOT complimentary should be considered fraud. I should not expect to pay $18 for a "breakfast buffet" you liars
February 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Hotels that don't explicitly tell you their breakfast is NOT complimentary should be considered fraud. I should not expect to pay $18 for a "breakfast buffet" you liars
This is the third public bathroom I've been to today that didn't have toilet paper. Am I really that unlucky?? 🙃
February 14, 2025 at 12:44 AM
This is the third public bathroom I've been to today that didn't have toilet paper. Am I really that unlucky?? 🙃
Are the DMV cameras rigged to take the absolute worst photo that's ever existed of you?
February 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Are the DMV cameras rigged to take the absolute worst photo that's ever existed of you?
There's no better anatomy practice than drawing porn. Now if I can get over the fear of being perceived while drawing it, I'll be unstoppable
February 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
There's no better anatomy practice than drawing porn. Now if I can get over the fear of being perceived while drawing it, I'll be unstoppable
Ever grateful that I never had a Twilight phase
February 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Ever grateful that I never had a Twilight phase
Golden toasted croissant
February 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Golden toasted croissant
I thought January was an eternity but I found out today is only the FIFTH DAY OF FEBRUARY??!?
February 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I thought January was an eternity but I found out today is only the FIFTH DAY OF FEBRUARY??!?
If you teach or are around children for a job, what's your favorite lie you've told about yourself? Mine is that the smell of weed makes me nauseous.
I smoke at least every day to stay sane.
I smoke at least every day to stay sane.
February 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
If you teach or are around children for a job, what's your favorite lie you've told about yourself? Mine is that the smell of weed makes me nauseous.
I smoke at least every day to stay sane.
I smoke at least every day to stay sane.
Look at this footlong boi. He's not even big stretching. This isn't even his final form.
February 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Look at this footlong boi. He's not even big stretching. This isn't even his final form.
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Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)
January 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)
My fever finally broke 🙌🏼😭 I never thought I'd be excited to go back to work tomorrow
January 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
My fever finally broke 🙌🏼😭 I never thought I'd be excited to go back to work tomorrow