Jersey2Bronx
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Teacher, student, (over)thinker, & either one of the smartest idiots or dumbest geniuses you will ever meet. He/Him.
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
All jokes aside, we know he’s blaming Tylenol only because there’s no way in hell he can pronounce acetaminophen.
September 23, 2025 at 12:58 PM
All jokes aside, we know he’s blaming Tylenol only because there’s no way in hell he can pronounce acetaminophen.
Thank god the Cracker Barrel crisis ended just in time for the worst people you know to get weird about a famous musician getting engaged to a famous athlete.
August 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Thank god the Cracker Barrel crisis ended just in time for the worst people you know to get weird about a famous musician getting engaged to a famous athlete.
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First clue of the Andrew Cuomo scavenger hunt is “get in your car and drive twenty miles north of the city to find the bridge named for my father, Governor Mario Cuomo”. There is no second clue.
August 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
First clue of the Andrew Cuomo scavenger hunt is “get in your car and drive twenty miles north of the city to find the bridge named for my father, Governor Mario Cuomo”. There is no second clue.
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Who cares about the Cracker Barrel rebrand? Let’s focus on the important things like RELEASING THE EPSTEIN FILES.
August 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Who cares about the Cracker Barrel rebrand? Let’s focus on the important things like RELEASING THE EPSTEIN FILES.
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not sure how many decades it will take America living down having elected Trump twice
August 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
not sure how many decades it will take America living down having elected Trump twice
Tried the new McDonaldland shake with the mystery flavor... My best guesses are Pepto Bismol or Robitussin. Possibly the fusion of both.
August 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Tried the new McDonaldland shake with the mystery flavor... My best guesses are Pepto Bismol or Robitussin. Possibly the fusion of both.
It’s not surprising that the right is angry about the Superman movie and its message of hope, kindness, and loving your neighbor. It’s the same message they ignore from their alleged savior, Jesus.
July 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
It’s not surprising that the right is angry about the Superman movie and its message of hope, kindness, and loving your neighbor. It’s the same message they ignore from their alleged savior, Jesus.
Out of respect for those who continue to celebrate birthdays even after a loved one has died, let me say “Happy July 4th in Heaven, America!”
July 4, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Out of respect for those who continue to celebrate birthdays even after a loved one has died, let me say “Happy July 4th in Heaven, America!”
Happy Bobby Bonilla Day!
July 1, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Happy Bobby Bonilla Day!
People say it’s ironic that Trump has the Declaration of Independence hanging in his office. I say it is a perfect metaphor.
Every game hunter hangs the heads of their prized kills on the wall.
Every game hunter hangs the heads of their prized kills on the wall.
June 9, 2025 at 9:33 AM
People say it’s ironic that Trump has the Declaration of Independence hanging in his office. I say it is a perfect metaphor.
Every game hunter hangs the heads of their prized kills on the wall.
Every game hunter hangs the heads of their prized kills on the wall.
While we are all loving the Elon/Trump lover’s quarrel, note that it is more important than ever to stay vigilant and keep an eye on what the government is doing. Always be mindful of the potential sleight of hand that can accompany (or be part of) great theatre.
June 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
While we are all loving the Elon/Trump lover’s quarrel, note that it is more important than ever to stay vigilant and keep an eye on what the government is doing. Always be mindful of the potential sleight of hand that can accompany (or be part of) great theatre.
@mta.info Express Transit suddenly not working on my iPhone. I have troubleshooted with Apple, & talked to bank. It is neither the phone or my account. Please advise.
May 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
@mta.info Express Transit suddenly not working on my iPhone. I have troubleshooted with Apple, & talked to bank. It is neither the phone or my account. Please advise.
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If you have a public platform & spent years calming everyone down, telling us Trump was not a danger,was not racist, & arguing that the best way to deal w/Trump was to laugh at him, berated ppl who used the word fascist, insisted that the two parties are the same, admit YOU WERE WRONG.
April 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM
If you have a public platform & spent years calming everyone down, telling us Trump was not a danger,was not racist, & arguing that the best way to deal w/Trump was to laugh at him, berated ppl who used the word fascist, insisted that the two parties are the same, admit YOU WERE WRONG.
In recent years Green Day has gone from a band that I like to a band that I love to a band that of true meaning and significance in my life. Their set at Coachella was nothing short of brilliant and something I desperately needed after a hard couple of weeks. #greenday #Coachella
April 13, 2025 at 5:50 AM
In recent years Green Day has gone from a band that I like to a band that I love to a band that of true meaning and significance in my life. Their set at Coachella was nothing short of brilliant and something I desperately needed after a hard couple of weeks. #greenday #Coachella
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This elderly man showed up to support an anti-trans bill in my home state and then, because he had to wait hours to testify, he was stuck listening to queer folks rally against it
By the time it was his turn to speak, he'd changed his mind
Never doubt that speaking out can change hearts and minds
By the time it was his turn to speak, he'd changed his mind
Never doubt that speaking out can change hearts and minds
Wisconsin man who showed up to support an anti-trans bill does something amazing - Queerty
“I have a very little knowledge of gay people and things like that there…” “I have a very little knowledge of gay people and things like that there…”
www.queerty.com
March 14, 2025 at 6:50 PM
This elderly man showed up to support an anti-trans bill in my home state and then, because he had to wait hours to testify, he was stuck listening to queer folks rally against it
By the time it was his turn to speak, he'd changed his mind
Never doubt that speaking out can change hearts and minds
By the time it was his turn to speak, he'd changed his mind
Never doubt that speaking out can change hearts and minds
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DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.
February 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.
I have been a huge supporter of TikTok, but after the stunt they pulled over the weekend with Dear Leader, they give me the ick. I still believe the ban is wrong - it is govt overreach & sets an awful precedent, but as an individual I am no longer down with the app itself. Good luck, IckTok.
January 21, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I have been a huge supporter of TikTok, but after the stunt they pulled over the weekend with Dear Leader, they give me the ick. I still believe the ban is wrong - it is govt overreach & sets an awful precedent, but as an individual I am no longer down with the app itself. Good luck, IckTok.
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Elon Musk: Heil Hitler!
ADL: Oh, so it's against the law to give your friend a shout out?!?
ADL: Oh, so it's against the law to give your friend a shout out?!?
January 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Elon Musk: Heil Hitler!
ADL: Oh, so it's against the law to give your friend a shout out?!?
ADL: Oh, so it's against the law to give your friend a shout out?!?
Putting this out there to the internet hive mind - where do you all do your taxes? I've used TurboTax for what seems like forever, but I know there's gotta be better options (especially after their "live help" abandoned me 3x in a row during chat).
January 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Putting this out there to the internet hive mind - where do you all do your taxes? I've used TurboTax for what seems like forever, but I know there's gotta be better options (especially after their "live help" abandoned me 3x in a row during chat).
Christmas movie marathon pro tip - watch Love Actually before watching Die Hard so you can see Alan Rickman get what he deserves.
December 25, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Christmas movie marathon pro tip - watch Love Actually before watching Die Hard so you can see Alan Rickman get what he deserves.
Happy Thanksgiving Bluesky!
November 28, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Happy Thanksgiving Bluesky!