Jerry Levine
@jerrylevine.com
Really Awesome Lawyer. Head Law-Talkin' Guy and Chief Evangelist at a really neat technology company.
Law, Tech, LegalTech, Privacy, Democracy, Opinions, Food, Miscellany.
Cheerfully irreverent, usually hungry, but fundamentally kind. Ⓥ
Law, Tech, LegalTech, Privacy, Democracy, Opinions, Food, Miscellany.
Cheerfully irreverent, usually hungry, but fundamentally kind. Ⓥ
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Jerry Levine
@jerrylevine.com
· Nov 10
Hello new peeps 👋! I’m a lawyer and legal tech guy, with a focus on contracts, artificial intelligence, effective lawyering, and the future of law.
Also: community, generational shifts, democracy, video games, cats, dogs, Jersey City, vegan food, travel, etc.
I'm also a Certified Sake Pro. 🍶
Also: community, generational shifts, democracy, video games, cats, dogs, Jersey City, vegan food, travel, etc.
I'm also a Certified Sake Pro. 🍶
Power Wash Simulator 2 is excellent. Gets rid of my biggest gripes with PWS1 and just as relaxing.
November 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Power Wash Simulator 2 is excellent. Gets rid of my biggest gripes with PWS1 and just as relaxing.
All happy clients are alike; every unhappy client is unhappy in their own way.
November 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
All happy clients are alike; every unhappy client is unhappy in their own way.
What a bunch of maroons
Legitimately, I'm surprised by the amount of sheer righteous anger from pretty much everyone
lol, this is stupid
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
What a bunch of maroons
Legitimately, I'm surprised by the amount of sheer righteous anger from pretty much everyone
lol, this is stupid
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Legitimately, I'm surprised by the amount of sheer righteous anger from pretty much everyone
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There's one central rule in working against autocrats - if they see you as weak, if you attempt to appease, you are creating a permission structure for them to escalate, to take more.
Ds are strong right now, and he is weak. We need to use our strength to get more for the American people, not less
Ds are strong right now, and he is weak. We need to use our strength to get more for the American people, not less
With our big election win last week, and Trump's clear political and physical decline, Dems should be more ambitious now, and fight even harder, for the country and the American people. Voters saw us fighting for them & we were rewarded across the country 👇
www.hopiumchronicles.com/p/trumps-gov...
www.hopiumchronicles.com/p/trumps-gov...
Trump's Government Has Failed, His Powers Are Ebbing And For The Good Of The Country Democrats Must Become More Ambitious Now
People are pissed and we need to keep fighting
www.hopiumchronicles.com
November 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
There's one central rule in working against autocrats - if they see you as weak, if you attempt to appease, you are creating a permission structure for them to escalate, to take more.
Ds are strong right now, and he is weak. We need to use our strength to get more for the American people, not less
Ds are strong right now, and he is weak. We need to use our strength to get more for the American people, not less
Time it took my wife to realize I was playing a playlist of nothing but versions of the Major-General's Song from Pirates of Penzance: 37 minutes
November 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Time it took my wife to realize I was playing a playlist of nothing but versions of the Major-General's Song from Pirates of Penzance: 37 minutes
Between the new LEGO Enterprise-D and the new LEGO Ramen Set, I may just never have to leave home again.
November 7, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Between the new LEGO Enterprise-D and the new LEGO Ramen Set, I may just never have to leave home again.
"Going to focus on affordability," which means (using Trump's Razor) he is going to issue some proclamation that there are no longer any tarrifs oon any goods because that will immediately make everything affordable
Guess which liberal pundit said this today: "In Virginia, over half of Winsome Sears’ ads talked about transgender. And it’s not even the top five issues, according to voters."
Oh wait it wasn't a liberal pundit, it was White House Deputy Chief of Staff James Blair!
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
Oh wait it wasn't a liberal pundit, it was White House Deputy Chief of Staff James Blair!
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
Top Trump political adviser says president will focus on affordability going forward
Democrats had resounding election wins by pressing on the economy.
www.politico.com
November 6, 2025 at 1:59 AM
"Going to focus on affordability," which means (using Trump's Razor) he is going to issue some proclamation that there are no longer any tarrifs oon any goods because that will immediately make everything affordable
NY / NJ People: Did anyone else notice how much... happier everyone was today?
November 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
NY / NJ People: Did anyone else notice how much... happier everyone was today?
Miami, famous for its Cuban Sandwiches and it's South African Boerewors
Trump: "For generations Miami has been a haven for those fleeing communist tyranny in South Africa. I mean, if you take a look at what's going on in parts of South Africa. Look at South Africa, what's going on. Look at South America, what's going on. You know, we have a G20 meeting in South Africa."
November 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Miami, famous for its Cuban Sandwiches and it's South African Boerewors
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Good morning to these future governors!
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Good morning to these future governors!
I'm super-excited to join the board of the Corporate Legal Operations Consortium (CLOC) as we bring every corner of the legal ecosystem together to create shared solutions.
I'm pleased to join friends like @colinlevy.bsky.social and others in this new era for CLOC!
www.prweb.com/releases/a-n...
I'm pleased to join friends like @colinlevy.bsky.social and others in this new era for CLOC!
www.prweb.com/releases/a-n...
A New Era of Leadership: CLOC Unveils Expanded, Modernized Board to Unite the Legal Ecosystem
/PRNewswire-PRWeb/ -- CLOC (Corporate Legal Operations Consortium), the leading member-based association for the global legal operations community, today...
www.prweb.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I'm super-excited to join the board of the Corporate Legal Operations Consortium (CLOC) as we bring every corner of the legal ecosystem together to create shared solutions.
I'm pleased to join friends like @colinlevy.bsky.social and others in this new era for CLOC!
www.prweb.com/releases/a-n...
I'm pleased to join friends like @colinlevy.bsky.social and others in this new era for CLOC!
www.prweb.com/releases/a-n...
Reposted by Jerry Levine
The CENTRAL theme of every Democratic candidate (and the party itself) needs to be pro-affordability, anti-corruption, and pro-democracy.
That's it. It's the central message, and every candidate can riff from there. Why start drama when we can be winning together?
That's it. It's the central message, and every candidate can riff from there. Why start drama when we can be winning together?
November 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The CENTRAL theme of every Democratic candidate (and the party itself) needs to be pro-affordability, anti-corruption, and pro-democracy.
That's it. It's the central message, and every candidate can riff from there. Why start drama when we can be winning together?
That's it. It's the central message, and every candidate can riff from there. Why start drama when we can be winning together?
Guys, secret tip: the key to landing a date and building a relationship is easy... just don't be a jackass and show some respect!
Why you should trust me: I've been married for 13 years and a progressive Dem for 26+
Why you should trust me: I've been married for 13 years and a progressive Dem for 26+
WOW. 81% of women 18-29 voted for Mamdani, 80% for Sherril, and 78% for Spanberger.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
November 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Guys, secret tip: the key to landing a date and building a relationship is easy... just don't be a jackass and show some respect!
Why you should trust me: I've been married for 13 years and a progressive Dem for 26+
Why you should trust me: I've been married for 13 years and a progressive Dem for 26+
Congratulations, Madam Governor @mikiesherrill.bsky.social!
New Jersey, it is the honor of my life to earn your trust to become this great state’s 57th Governor.
I promise to listen, lead with courage, and never forget who I serve.
I promise to listen, lead with courage, and never forget who I serve.
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Congratulations, Madam Governor @mikiesherrill.bsky.social!
The CENTRAL theme of every Democratic candidate (and the party itself) needs to be pro-affordability, anti-corruption, and pro-democracy.
That's it. It's the central message, and every candidate can riff from there. Why start drama when we can be winning together?
That's it. It's the central message, and every candidate can riff from there. Why start drama when we can be winning together?
November 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The CENTRAL theme of every Democratic candidate (and the party itself) needs to be pro-affordability, anti-corruption, and pro-democracy.
That's it. It's the central message, and every candidate can riff from there. Why start drama when we can be winning together?
That's it. It's the central message, and every candidate can riff from there. Why start drama when we can be winning together?
I regret to inform you that we are going to win, and we are going to enjoy it, and we will use it for the good of the republic and her people.
BOOM! @decisiondeskhq.bsky.social calls NJ Gov for @mikiesherrill.bsky.social!
November 5, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I regret to inform you that we are going to win, and we are going to enjoy it, and we will use it for the good of the republic and her people.
I regret to inform you that we are going to win, and we are going to enjoy it, and we will use it for the good of the republic and her people.
November 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I regret to inform you that we are going to win, and we are going to enjoy it, and we will use it for the good of the republic and her people.
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Ok imagine Lou Diamond Phillips doesn't leave Meg Ryan for dead at the end of Courage Under Fire and she moves to New Jersey and goes to law school. She's running against a bowl of pasta fazool, who is somehow passing himself off as the ideological heir to Christie Whitman despite being crazy MAGA
November 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Ok imagine Lou Diamond Phillips doesn't leave Meg Ryan for dead at the end of Courage Under Fire and she moves to New Jersey and goes to law school. She's running against a bowl of pasta fazool, who is somehow passing himself off as the ideological heir to Christie Whitman despite being crazy MAGA
Schumer retire to make way for @bradlander.bsky.social challenge, go!
Q: It's election day in NYC. Did you vote for Mamdani or Cuomo?
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
November 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Schumer retire to make way for @bradlander.bsky.social challenge, go!
"Mustard... and Onions? A monster. You certainly were grievously harmed; I can barely believe that you lived to tell this tale."
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
"Mustard... and Onions? A monster. You certainly were grievously harmed; I can barely believe that you lived to tell this tale."
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Jersey City, choose the StreetsPAC NJ candidates who will fight for safter streets. Polls open til 8pm
Endorsement Guide -> streetspacnj.org/#endorsements
Polling location Finder -> nj.gov/state/election…
Endorsement Guide -> streetspacnj.org/#endorsements
Polling location Finder -> nj.gov/state/election…
November 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Jersey City, choose the StreetsPAC NJ candidates who will fight for safter streets. Polls open til 8pm
Endorsement Guide -> streetspacnj.org/#endorsements
Polling location Finder -> nj.gov/state/election…
Endorsement Guide -> streetspacnj.org/#endorsements
Polling location Finder -> nj.gov/state/election…
I am going to retroactively declare and ratify that I won the MegaMillions jackpot
Attorney General Pam Bondi says she has retroactively appointed former Trump attorney Lindsey Halligan as a "special attorney" for DOJ and has "ratified" all of her actions to date, including her presentations to the grand juries that indicted Trump's foes.
November 4, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I am going to retroactively declare and ratify that I won the MegaMillions jackpot
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@andykimnj.bsky.social is hard at work on the trail reminding every last New Jerseyan to make a plan to vote.
November 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
@andykimnj.bsky.social is hard at work on the trail reminding every last New Jerseyan to make a plan to vote.