I thought "As he died to make men holy, let us die to make men free" was the hardest line out there...I was wrong.

“I’ll fight until hell freezes over and then I’ll cut the ice and fight on”

Only thing Lincoln did wrong was picking Johnson as his VP.

Vietnam felt that way for sure and I think it was a very deliberate choice that was very wrong. As for the other ones...damnit, you may have a point. (I still stan Prohibition and Hemingway, tho.)

All my best.

Me when this comes up: EVERY SURROUNING SUBURB THAT IS NICE TO LIVE IN HAS PROPERTY TAXES THAT ARE ABOUT DOUB...AAAAAARGH! (Spontaneously combusts.)

"ReAl LoUiS xIvIsM hAs NeVeR bEeN tRiEd!"

Well put. These TradCaths who put him in power act like an absolutist monarchy is some new thing and I'm like aggssgbftfdsfhfghgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

Having been the victim of an aggravated assault where an in-law offered to send his cousins to "take care of the guy," but I didn't take him up on it and in fact ended up testifying against him in court, I can agree that "people will solve that problem themselves" is not in fact a good solution.

This reads like Fifty Shades of Grey. Or at least like I, a person who has only passing knowledge of the book's existence and has definitely never read it even once, imagine it to read. (Straightens tie.)

I'm not sure I've ever liked a meme this much, and that's saying something.

They make it sound like a romantic bygone era! Like we're all supposed to long for a trip through the mists of the past to this majestic forgotten place...