Jerry B. Flory On the Bass
@jerrybflory.bsky.social
Bass Player, Guitar Strangler, Wordsmith with real hammers, Accepted by Cats.
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I want this moment for us
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I want this moment for us
@vivziepop.bsky.social
Thank you so much for these insanely brilliant cartoons and characters. They make me wanna go to Hell.👨❤️👨
Thank you so much for these insanely brilliant cartoons and characters. They make me wanna go to Hell.👨❤️👨
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 AM
@vivziepop.bsky.social
Thank you so much for these insanely brilliant cartoons and characters. They make me wanna go to Hell.👨❤️👨
Thank you so much for these insanely brilliant cartoons and characters. They make me wanna go to Hell.👨❤️👨
@governorwalz.mn.gov
Do you have any idea why prisoners at Rushville are only allowed out of their cells an hour a day?
Doesn't seem right.
Do you have any idea why prisoners at Rushville are only allowed out of their cells an hour a day?
Doesn't seem right.
October 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
@governorwalz.mn.gov
Do you have any idea why prisoners at Rushville are only allowed out of their cells an hour a day?
Doesn't seem right.
Do you have any idea why prisoners at Rushville are only allowed out of their cells an hour a day?
Doesn't seem right.
Twitter is very maga-friendly these days. Wishing them a bad day will get you locked out for insensitivity to the overly delicate.
July 6, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Twitter is very maga-friendly these days. Wishing them a bad day will get you locked out for insensitivity to the overly delicate.
Someone hacked into my Twitter account. Can't imagine what that's worth to anyone. I just deactivated it. Had it since 2009.
May 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Someone hacked into my Twitter account. Can't imagine what that's worth to anyone. I just deactivated it. Had it since 2009.
If your streaming service has that gloating orange pig at the top of your scroll I'm not watching you today.
He's ruined my birthday enough without you doing it, too.
He's ruined my birthday enough without you doing it, too.
January 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
If your streaming service has that gloating orange pig at the top of your scroll I'm not watching you today.
He's ruined my birthday enough without you doing it, too.
He's ruined my birthday enough without you doing it, too.
Saddest birthday Party Ever still going strong. No one has shown up to ruin it yet.
January 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Saddest birthday Party Ever still going strong. No one has shown up to ruin it yet.
I turn 60 years old today and America dies.
But Happy MLK Day. At least we have a memorial of civil rights.
No cake, though. No eggs.
Sucks.
But Happy MLK Day. At least we have a memorial of civil rights.
No cake, though. No eggs.
Sucks.
January 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I turn 60 years old today and America dies.
But Happy MLK Day. At least we have a memorial of civil rights.
No cake, though. No eggs.
Sucks.
But Happy MLK Day. At least we have a memorial of civil rights.
No cake, though. No eggs.
Sucks.
Welcome to the Saddest Birthday Party Ever. No cake because no eggs, so I'm setting a can of Dinty More beef stew sit outside to get cold so I can slide it out of the can in one piece and stick a candle in it.
It sucks.
It sucks.
January 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Welcome to the Saddest Birthday Party Ever. No cake because no eggs, so I'm setting a can of Dinty More beef stew sit outside to get cold so I can slide it out of the can in one piece and stick a candle in it.
It sucks.
It sucks.
At -25° they quit with the "feels like" ratio because feeling is no longer an option.
January 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
At -25° they quit with the "feels like" ratio because feeling is no longer an option.
I wish revolutions weren't so expensive. Is there li8ke a Great Value brand revolution?
January 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I wish revolutions weren't so expensive. Is there li8ke a Great Value brand revolution?
Things get cold because things slow down. Like the universe is coming to a slow, groaing halt as we near Inauguration Day.
Entropy Day.
Entropy Day.
January 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Things get cold because things slow down. Like the universe is coming to a slow, groaing halt as we near Inauguration Day.
Entropy Day.
Entropy Day.
Remember when this place wasn't just a repeating scroll of the same four political posts?
Good times.
Good-bye Bluesky.
Thou art not your old self.
Good times.
Good-bye Bluesky.
Thou art not your old self.
January 16, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Remember when this place wasn't just a repeating scroll of the same four political posts?
Good times.
Good-bye Bluesky.
Thou art not your old self.
Good times.
Good-bye Bluesky.
Thou art not your old self.
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So, this is life without eggs.
The things you never think you'd miss.
The things you never think you'd miss.
January 14, 2025 at 6:17 AM
So, this is life without eggs.
The things you never think you'd miss.
The things you never think you'd miss.
I'm sorry to hear about folks losing their homes. That's heart tearing to lose so much.
It feels like a tile of great loss already with the incoming gangster administration.
Also, it's snowing to beat hell here.
It feels like a tile of great loss already with the incoming gangster administration.
Also, it's snowing to beat hell here.
January 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I'm sorry to hear about folks losing their homes. That's heart tearing to lose so much.
It feels like a tile of great loss already with the incoming gangster administration.
Also, it's snowing to beat hell here.
It feels like a tile of great loss already with the incoming gangster administration.
Also, it's snowing to beat hell here.
Nine days until the Harkonnen Era.
Also, my birthday. ☹️
Also, my birthday. ☹️
January 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Nine days until the Harkonnen Era.
Also, my birthday. ☹️
Also, my birthday. ☹️
Playing Elder Scrolls Online.
Hope to see ya there!
Hope to see ya there!
January 4, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Playing Elder Scrolls Online.
Hope to see ya there!
Hope to see ya there!
One of the most powerful actions in this world is when a cat wakes from a nap, slinks off to another favorite spot and takes another nap.
Nobody else quite pulls it off.
Nobody else quite pulls it off.
January 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
One of the most powerful actions in this world is when a cat wakes from a nap, slinks off to another favorite spot and takes another nap.
Nobody else quite pulls it off.
Nobody else quite pulls it off.
I'm glad I'm not a guy with hundreds of billions of dollars who still can't make any friends.
December 29, 2024 at 12:19 AM
I'm glad I'm not a guy with hundreds of billions of dollars who still can't make any friends.
VENGEANCE IS MI--
No. Wait. Supper is ready. That's what I meant.
No. Wait. Supper is ready. That's what I meant.
December 29, 2024 at 12:16 AM
VENGEANCE IS MI--
No. Wait. Supper is ready. That's what I meant.
No. Wait. Supper is ready. That's what I meant.
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Who Agrees 👍
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December 25, 2024 at 10:18 PM
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Housewives of Mar-a-lago, streaming now on USA Minus.
December 26, 2024 at 11:25 PM
Housewives of Mar-a-lago, streaming now on USA Minus.
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Finally a Political Movement I can actually get behind:
December 23, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Finally a Political Movement I can actually get behind: