Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer

The real Best Picture winner in our hearts...

ELON: (replying to picture comparing 90s Lara Croft’s breasts to current day Lara Croft’s breasts posted by account called Western_Gaming) Woke must be stopped.
GRIMES: Elon please call me back. Your sickly child Morty Mechahitler got cut in half looking at a photo of a Cybertruck.

No movie title has ever been more misleading than Grumpier Old Men. They were the same level of grumpy.

I should’ve taken the second pass at the phrase I coined: Location Location Location Location

I’m worried that kids today are growing up without a video game series that teaches them 13 or 15 similar sounding skate punk songs

I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong