Jeremy McBrayer
@jeremymcbrayer.bsky.social
Associate Director of School Impact @ Digital Promise | Educator | Suburbs of Chicago
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
Reposted by Jeremy McBrayer
Just another incredible Javy tag. Most other shortstops go get the ball and have to swipe. Javy just lets the ball travel all the way to Victor’s foot.
October 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Just another incredible Javy tag. Most other shortstops go get the ball and have to swipe. Javy just lets the ball travel all the way to Victor’s foot.
"The extra b is for BYOBB"
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 2, 2025 at 12:12 AM
"The extra b is for BYOBB"
If I'm an NFL coach, I don't tell Tom Brady anything during production meetings if he's going to be sitting in a coach booth during Raiders games. #NFL
September 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
If I'm an NFL coach, I don't tell Tom Brady anything during production meetings if he's going to be sitting in a coach booth during Raiders games. #NFL
All you people who claim fall is your favorite season because of the weather. No it's not. This is what you like. You like late summer.
August 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
All you people who claim fall is your favorite season because of the weather. No it's not. This is what you like. You like late summer.
Even when watching Jeopardy! alone, I have to say my response aloud for it to count.
August 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Even when watching Jeopardy! alone, I have to say my response aloud for it to count.
One of my greatest joys is walking past the regular security line and watching people put their shoes back on. Alas, it's been taken from me.
July 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
One of my greatest joys is walking past the regular security line and watching people put their shoes back on. Alas, it's been taken from me.
Who knew that Angel Hernandez resigning would cause such a huge variance?
I think we can all agree a pitch here (Zone 24) is a ball.
In 2008, taken pitches in this zone were called strikes 1 out of every 4 pitches.
This year, it's called a strike 1 out of every 1,000 times.
Umpiring has gotten a lot better.
www.baseballamerica.com/stories/mlb-...
In 2008, taken pitches in this zone were called strikes 1 out of every 4 pitches.
This year, it's called a strike 1 out of every 1,000 times.
Umpiring has gotten a lot better.
www.baseballamerica.com/stories/mlb-...
June 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Who knew that Angel Hernandez resigning would cause such a huge variance?
So now the suburbs are Chicago?
May 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
So now the suburbs are Chicago?
Hey guys, I found some of that government inefficiency. An ad recruiting someone to become a border patrol agent who isn't even eligible because of his age.
April 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Hey guys, I found some of that government inefficiency. An ad recruiting someone to become a border patrol agent who isn't even eligible because of his age.
Just saw a guy cruising through O'Hare on rollerblades. Genius is on the edge of crazy.
April 2, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Just saw a guy cruising through O'Hare on rollerblades. Genius is on the edge of crazy.
Reposted by Jeremy McBrayer
This is Wile E. Coyote's Yankee Hotel Foxtrot.
'Coyote vs. Acme' Lives: Ketchup Entertainment to Release Shelved WB Film
Coyote vs. Acme, the Looney Tunes movie that Warner Bros. decided to shelve, has been resurrected by Ketchup Entertainment.
www.thewrap.com
March 31, 2025 at 2:41 PM
This is Wile E. Coyote's Yankee Hotel Foxtrot.
I just saw an elementary aged kid outside her house playing the recorder. I can only imagine her parents made her go outside to practice.
March 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I just saw an elementary aged kid outside her house playing the recorder. I can only imagine her parents made her go outside to practice.
We really need better 'I voted' stickers in Kendall County.
March 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM
We really need better 'I voted' stickers in Kendall County.
We can put a man on the moon (maybe...Elon seems to be in charge of that now), but we can't have a text message spam filter catch the words "unpaid tolls"?
March 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
We can put a man on the moon (maybe...Elon seems to be in charge of that now), but we can't have a text message spam filter catch the words "unpaid tolls"?
Reposted by Jeremy McBrayer
This is the most Chicago-coded thing you can say without saying the city's name or listing sports team.
pączki table in the process of being replaced with soda bread table at the jewel
March 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
This is the most Chicago-coded thing you can say without saying the city's name or listing sports team.
Reposted by Jeremy McBrayer
“It’s great when you win and it’s terrible when you lose.”
- Tom Brady throwing around Cliff Floyd level analysis
- Tom Brady throwing around Cliff Floyd level analysis
February 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
“It’s great when you win and it’s terrible when you lose.”
- Tom Brady throwing around Cliff Floyd level analysis
- Tom Brady throwing around Cliff Floyd level analysis
The Illinois Department of Transportation sends a suspiciously high number of emojis in their "you have unpaid tolls" text messages. Welp, off to click that link and pay my bill.
February 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
The Illinois Department of Transportation sends a suspiciously high number of emojis in their "you have unpaid tolls" text messages. Welp, off to click that link and pay my bill.
Couldn't help but think of @pointlessexercise.com and giggle as I did the Walkoff this morning. Could've lowered the qualifier for that category to 5'3" and it would've still worked.
January 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Couldn't help but think of @pointlessexercise.com and giggle as I did the Walkoff this morning. Could've lowered the qualifier for that category to 5'3" and it would've still worked.
Reminder: Christmas Story is a trash movie. Put on literally anything else.
December 25, 2024 at 4:11 AM
Reminder: Christmas Story is a trash movie. Put on literally anything else.
Every time my daughter wears a coat to and from middle school, I feel like I've touched the face of God.
December 10, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Every time my daughter wears a coat to and from middle school, I feel like I've touched the face of God.
I'm enjoying @bsky.app so far, but I am looking for one fix. When I open the other app, I pick up from where I left off. On this one, it always defaults to the most recent posts and I have to scroll backwards to see what I missed. I like the former so I can stay chronological.
November 19, 2024 at 7:47 PM
I'm enjoying @bsky.app so far, but I am looking for one fix. When I open the other app, I pick up from where I left off. On this one, it always defaults to the most recent posts and I have to scroll backwards to see what I missed. I like the former so I can stay chronological.