Jeremy John Parker
@jeremyjohnparker.bsky.social
Writer, Editor-in-Chief for @outlooksprings.bsky.social , Book Designer, Mystagogue, Antagonist. Stories in The Normal School, December Magazine, Midwest Gothic, Cheap Pop, Coachella Review, and elsewhere. jeremyjohnparker.com △
I wonder how long before private equity owns everything and has hollowed out all structures of economic activity and is puppeting a mask of American life while we all die.
November 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I wonder how long before private equity owns everything and has hollowed out all structures of economic activity and is puppeting a mask of American life while we all die.
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Utopia Science Fiction Magazine is on the lookout for your weirdest writing and art! #sciencefiction
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November 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Utopia Science Fiction Magazine is on the lookout for your weirdest writing and art! #sciencefiction
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A 50-year mortgage means you're actually just a renter with a bank as your landlord but you have to do all the upkeep a landlord should do.
November 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
A 50-year mortgage means you're actually just a renter with a bank as your landlord but you have to do all the upkeep a landlord should do.
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One of the most difficult request I've gotten for a book cover design: it should give spiritual awakening without being New Agey.
October 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
One of the most difficult request I've gotten for a book cover design: it should give spiritual awakening without being New Agey.
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I look forward to twenty years from now when the history books talk about how Trump and his administration saved America from an army of inflatable frogs pelting sandwiches.
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I look forward to twenty years from now when the history books talk about how Trump and his administration saved America from an army of inflatable frogs pelting sandwiches.
I look forward to twenty years from now when the history books talk about how Trump and his administration saved America from an army of inflatable frogs pelting sandwiches.
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I look forward to twenty years from now when the history books talk about how Trump and his administration saved America from an army of inflatable frogs pelting sandwiches.
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Everybody knows about William Hurt and John Hurt, but I only just learned there's a third Hurt brother they never talk about, named Butt.
October 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Everybody knows about William Hurt and John Hurt, but I only just learned there's a third Hurt brother they never talk about, named Butt.
One of the most difficult request I've gotten for a book cover design: it should give spiritual awakening without being New Agey.
October 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
One of the most difficult request I've gotten for a book cover design: it should give spiritual awakening without being New Agey.
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Iconimicon was amazing! ❤️
October 21, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Iconimicon was amazing! ❤️
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Be the kaiju you want to see in the world.
October 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Be the kaiju you want to see in the world.
Idiots, idiots everywhere, and not a thought to think.
October 10, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Idiots, idiots everywhere, and not a thought to think.
Finally watched the new Superman movie and I feel like I have been gaslit, like Tom Sawyer tricked me into painting his fence.
September 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Finally watched the new Superman movie and I feel like I have been gaslit, like Tom Sawyer tricked me into painting his fence.
Saw a poll recently showing Donald Trump’s lowest approval rating ever. JD Vance polled significantly better, largely because a lot of respondents said they didn’t know enough about him. Don’t let people forget Vance and is just as shitty.
September 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Saw a poll recently showing Donald Trump’s lowest approval rating ever. JD Vance polled significantly better, largely because a lot of respondents said they didn’t know enough about him. Don’t let people forget Vance and is just as shitty.
I hear that three or more people in a room watching Jimmy Kimmel now counts as an antifa meeting. They will never catch us!
September 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I hear that three or more people in a room watching Jimmy Kimmel now counts as an antifa meeting. They will never catch us!
Nothing says worthy of the Nobel prize like asking for the Nobel prize.
September 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Nothing says worthy of the Nobel prize like asking for the Nobel prize.
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I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.
September 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.
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Here is a pallet of bricks and the hindquarters of a dog.
Pick up the new issue of Outlook Springs today.
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Pick up the new issue of Outlook Springs today.
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September 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Here is a pallet of bricks and the hindquarters of a dog.
Pick up the new issue of Outlook Springs today.
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Pick up the new issue of Outlook Springs today.
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September 19, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Border Czar Tom Homan was caught by the FBI accepting bribes - on camera - to deliver government contracts in exchange for $50,000 in cash.
Pam Bondi knew.
Kash Patel knew.
Emil Bove knew.
And they made the investigation go away.
A corrupt attempt to conceal brazen graft.
Pam Bondi knew.
Kash Patel knew.
Emil Bove knew.
And they made the investigation go away.
A corrupt attempt to conceal brazen graft.
September 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Border Czar Tom Homan was caught by the FBI accepting bribes - on camera - to deliver government contracts in exchange for $50,000 in cash.
Pam Bondi knew.
Kash Patel knew.
Emil Bove knew.
And they made the investigation go away.
A corrupt attempt to conceal brazen graft.
Pam Bondi knew.
Kash Patel knew.
Emil Bove knew.
And they made the investigation go away.
A corrupt attempt to conceal brazen graft.
September 19, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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the skewer seems loosening out of the middle of the world
September 17, 2025 at 2:47 PM
the skewer seems loosening out of the middle of the world
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coates is genuinely a generational writer
September 17, 2025 at 4:50 AM
coates is genuinely a generational writer
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Every few months Dark Owl Publishing does something bad and every few months I come here and remind people that shitty indie presses run by racists always do bad things.
September 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Every few months Dark Owl Publishing does something bad and every few months I come here and remind people that shitty indie presses run by racists always do bad things.
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let me throw some fuel on the fire that is the discourse about boys getting laid!!! current-day manopshere content is not good at getting boys laid and that's an effect of the incentives at play. you cannot build an audience of resentful little virgins if you succeed at helping them to have sex
August 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
let me throw some fuel on the fire that is the discourse about boys getting laid!!! current-day manopshere content is not good at getting boys laid and that's an effect of the incentives at play. you cannot build an audience of resentful little virgins if you succeed at helping them to have sex
Kill your darlings. Bring them back to life. Oh shit. Snarling zombie darlings. Darlings kill you. Circle complete. Enjoy the infinite void.
September 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Kill your darlings. Bring them back to life. Oh shit. Snarling zombie darlings. Darlings kill you. Circle complete. Enjoy the infinite void.