I need one of those “Americana is a myth” t-shirts.

Nah think that’s a cousin.

Abita sold out years ago anyway.

I’m an Urban South or NOLA guy these days.

At some point folks y’all gotta quit screaming into the void. There’s other folks waiting their turn.

January will probably be too early for crawfish.
But the BEST part was we got to go to the house while they boiled all that crawfish. Then we got to buy the pies later.

God I miss New Orleans.

My best friend in the entire world runs a small bakery and sells her stuff at farmers markets and she’ll have King Cakes and sometimes savory crawfish boil hand pies.

Absolutely!

Also you can just order Haydels. It’s expensive but they’ll ship it right to your door. We get one every year.

If y’all need recommendations hit me up.

(Get a classic don’t mess with the filled stuff. If you only get one make it an original.)

Honestly…they’re meh…. Not bad but not great. I prefer banana personally.

Bass Pro stocks them because of course they do.

If you’re nice I’ll try to snag one off a Mardi Gras float for you when we go in February.

Chocolate or Banana?

Good God

That’s fair.
I had a few drinks in Japan I have a strong dislike for myself.

Yea sounds like white Yankees to me so watch your wallet.

Who?