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Jeremy Hammett
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Wannabe novelist, foul mouthed story teller, dad and recovering dirtbag I sometimes write something interesting at: https://in-the-pines.ghost.io
By request we’ll try one in malt vinegar.
November 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
To cut the sweet taste of the last round of bread and butter pickles I broke out an old fish fry trick and soaked one in Louisiana brand hot sauce.

This works great w catfish just cut the salt in your batter.

Let’s see how this goes.
November 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Inconsistent heat continues to be an issue.

And the tempura batter looks weird.

Dunno about this one folks.
November 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Once again we wait for the oil temp to fall because fuck man this stove.

But with the fight oil temps things turn out looking a bit better.

On the left are dill. One in bread crumbs one in panko due to burning the last two.

On the right are two bread and butter done in breadcrumbs.
November 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Breading held on perfectly. Might’ve turned out good if the fucking oil wasn’t so hot. Now it tastes like burnt bread and dill pickle.
November 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
November 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
So the player died after we moved to Massachusetts but I managed to snag my grandfathers 8 tracks and some of these albums are absolute classics.
November 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Not as much Waylon Jennings as I’d like and only one lonesome old Johnny Cash but I submit these Waylon albums are absolute must have bangers and I know “Live” and “Are You Ready for the Country” were bought when they were first released.
November 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
My Hank Jr is lacking.
Thinking someone “borrowed” some stuff before I got my hands on my dad’s collection.
November 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I do, however, have a huge amount of Kris Kristofferson originals.
November 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
@ywfyf.com shamed me into it and it’s the first day cool enough to warrant flannel so here’s a little “treat” before I duck out for trick or treating.

My downstairs bathroom is in desperate need of a renovation.
October 31, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Just realized I’m sitting in this crowded Massachusetts waiting area wearing cowboy boots, Wrangler jeans, a pearl snap and a camo ballcap working on a laptop covered in anti-fascist stickers, duck stamps, and Texas beer ads.
October 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
So I never got to meet Cross Canadian Ragweed. But I got a late night voicemail once from Cody Canada and I do have proof still hanging on my basement wall.
October 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I wore that “Got Weed” t-shirt a lot in 2003 and didn’t smoke weed until 2020.
October 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Got a Kaitlin Butts concert tee that says “Sad Yee Haw Vibes” because of course I did and it had this little guy on the back. I think he needs a home on my right wrist.
October 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
But I mean if you gonna throw a challenge out there…
October 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Fuckin Trump out here talking about Massachusetts crime and LOL this white bread ass state ain’t got no fuckin crime.
October 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
There’s a book in this air B&B that just says “Arson!” and I’m curious if it’s pro or con.
October 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Yea fuck a fire man I ain’t ever doing that shit again.
October 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I love my Jewish friends but I can’t ever cook for them. Only thing kosher here is the plate. There may be pig in the Diet Coke. I know there’s a half pound on the plate.
October 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Y’all there’s a DJ playing EDM and I have no weed.
September 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Y’all Tyler Childers has some hari Krishna ass hippie drum circle opening.
September 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I may be alone in the house singing Hank Williams Junior’s “Footlights” as is mandatory every time it comes on. The dog doesn’t think I should quit my day job.
September 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Ten years ago these were my seats in the Moody Theater in Austin, Texas when Turnpike Troubadours were playing.

They were days away from releasing their self titled third album.

The first single was “The Bird Hunters”

This fact is so important to me I wrote about it and I can’t wait to share.
September 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
If y’all wanna read about cowboy boots and fascism I know a guy. And he never once saw the Lumineers live. Can’t even name a song.

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September 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM