Jeremy Abbott (he/him/his)
@jeremyabbott.bsky.social
Software engineer, functional programming enthusiast. Final Fantasy junkie. Forever tired.
#fsharp #ffxiv #ffxvi
#fsharp #ffxiv #ffxvi
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many uses for this, allegedly
November 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
many uses for this, allegedly
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN THIS TO MY CHILD (who is actually a cat)
I am finding out way too much about straight people and their sex lives KEEP IT IN THE BEDROOM
a woman is sitting on a couch with her arms outstretched and saying enough .
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch with her arms outstretched and saying enough .
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN THIS TO MY CHILD (who is actually a cat)
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you do not in fact need to welcome the awful Nazi woman just because she had a fight with another Nazi
November 17, 2025 at 1:13 PM
you do not in fact need to welcome the awful Nazi woman just because she had a fight with another Nazi
My favorite part of the cooler weather is being able to wear this jacket.
November 17, 2025 at 2:45 AM
My favorite part of the cooler weather is being able to wear this jacket.
Lord of the Rings with a kitty in my lap. 🥰
November 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Lord of the Rings with a kitty in my lap. 🥰
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FSharp.SystemCommandLine v2.0 is released, following System.CommandLine out of beta! #fsharp
github.com/JordanMarr/F...
github.com/JordanMarr/F...
GitHub - JordanMarr/FSharp.SystemCommandLine
Contribute to JordanMarr/FSharp.SystemCommandLine development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
FSharp.SystemCommandLine v2.0 is released, following System.CommandLine out of beta! #fsharp
github.com/JordanMarr/F...
github.com/JordanMarr/F...
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doing a bang up job aaron but at least the pedophiles feel safe
November 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM
doing a bang up job aaron but at least the pedophiles feel safe
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3 years ago today, Riot Games offered me a job making more money than I ever thought I’d make in my life. I had 19 interviews over 2.5 months to get it. Partner and I were moving to LA for it. I put in notice at my job and apartment.
2 weeks later they rescinded the offer due to “headcount issues”.
2 weeks later they rescinded the offer due to “headcount issues”.
November 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
3 years ago today, Riot Games offered me a job making more money than I ever thought I’d make in my life. I had 19 interviews over 2.5 months to get it. Partner and I were moving to LA for it. I put in notice at my job and apartment.
2 weeks later they rescinded the offer due to “headcount issues”.
2 weeks later they rescinded the offer due to “headcount issues”.
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Like when I have $10 in my pocket and go "negotiate" the price of a Big Mac at McDonald's.
Me: "I would like that sandwich for $3."
McD's: "It costs $7 or you don't get it."
Me: "Ok, then."
Me: "I would like that sandwich for $3."
McD's: "It costs $7 or you don't get it."
Me: "Ok, then."
TRUMP: We’re going to give Americans the money to buy health insurance
REPORTER: But won’t they buy it from
Insurance companies?
TRUMP: Ahhh. Some may. I mean they’ll be negotiating prices
REPORTER: But won’t they buy it from
Insurance companies?
TRUMP: Ahhh. Some may. I mean they’ll be negotiating prices
November 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Like when I have $10 in my pocket and go "negotiate" the price of a Big Mac at McDonald's.
Me: "I would like that sandwich for $3."
McD's: "It costs $7 or you don't get it."
Me: "Ok, then."
Me: "I would like that sandwich for $3."
McD's: "It costs $7 or you don't get it."
Me: "Ok, then."
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"Last year saw a doubling of Americans who were hospitalized or killed by contaminated food outbreaks ... Despite that, the new funding bill blocks federal rules designed to trace sources of outbreaks, and to prevent contamination of produce."
Congress’s shutdown deal eliminated key food safety rules, blocking agencies from enforcing measures to prevent contamination and trace outbreaks. This rollback has coincided with a surge in hospitalizations and deaths from foodborne illnesses.
Shutdown Deal Kills Rules to Prevent Food Contamination and Foodborne Illnesses
The gutting of these rules coincides with a huge increase in hospitalizations and deaths from foodborne illnesses.
truthout.org
November 15, 2025 at 4:55 PM
"Last year saw a doubling of Americans who were hospitalized or killed by contaminated food outbreaks ... Despite that, the new funding bill blocks federal rules designed to trace sources of outbreaks, and to prevent contamination of produce."
Did anyone else think to themselves, “Why are they holding a lightsaber?”
Father in front of the window painting | Roger Raveel
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Did anyone else think to themselves, “Why are they holding a lightsaber?”
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To the shock of car makers no...no i don't actually want my car to be like a smartphone.
I want it to be like a Nokia 3310
I want it to be like a Nokia 3310
November 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
To the shock of car makers no...no i don't actually want my car to be like a smartphone.
I want it to be like a Nokia 3310
I want it to be like a Nokia 3310
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This is important context from Julie K. Brown.
With alt text.
With alt text.
November 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
This is important context from Julie K. Brown.
With alt text.
With alt text.
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steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
Insulting to the players, insulting to the IP, insulting to the medium, the developers. And the craft itself. Fuck you executives who pushed this garbage.
frvr.com/blog/call-of...
frvr.com/blog/call-of...
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is littered with AI art slop, because your $70 means nothing anymore
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is littered with AI generated artwork which makes the $70 feel like a complete rip-off.
frvr.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
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November 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Shocked that you just can’t tariff your way to growing coffee and tropical fruit in the United States.
November 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Shocked that you just can’t tariff your way to growing coffee and tropical fruit in the United States.
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My session with @maddymontaquila.net on Aspire 13 from .NET Conf is now available on-demand!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXou...
@aspire.dev
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXou...
@aspire.dev
Aspire: Cloud-Native Development Simplified
YouTube video by dotnet
www.youtube.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
My session with @maddymontaquila.net on Aspire 13 from .NET Conf is now available on-demand!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXou...
@aspire.dev
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXou...
@aspire.dev
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No Fan Fest for me. I'll just pretend Florence is Hydaelyn when I go see Florence + The Machine.
November 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
No Fan Fest for me. I'll just pretend Florence is Hydaelyn when I go see Florence + The Machine.
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🤯🤯🤯
I hope anon see this—It’s a strange feeling to feel so grateful and have no one to express it to.
So, whoever you are: Thank you.
I hope anon see this—It’s a strange feeling to feel so grateful and have no one to express it to.
So, whoever you are: Thank you.
We're blown away- the PSF received an anonymous $100k donation 🤯🥰 Thank you, anon, for your investment in #Python, its community, and the PSF. We are deeply grateful and committed to using every dollar to make a difference.
Want to join in? Donate today: donate.python.org
#PythonForEveryone
Want to join in? Donate today: donate.python.org
#PythonForEveryone
November 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
🤯🤯🤯
I hope anon see this—It’s a strange feeling to feel so grateful and have no one to express it to.
So, whoever you are: Thank you.
I hope anon see this—It’s a strange feeling to feel so grateful and have no one to express it to.
So, whoever you are: Thank you.
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Thanks to all who came to my .NET Conf session, you can watch it again at
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7hk...
The presentation is available at dotnetconf2025.azurevoodoo.net & the sample github.com/azurevoodoo/...
Cake 6.0 & Sdk launch blog post cakebuild.net/blog/2025/11...
#dotnet #devops #csharp
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7hk...
The presentation is available at dotnetconf2025.azurevoodoo.net & the sample github.com/azurevoodoo/...
Cake 6.0 & Sdk launch blog post cakebuild.net/blog/2025/11...
#dotnet #devops #csharp
GitHub Actions DevOps Pipelines as Code using C# and Cake SDK
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November 14, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Thanks to all who came to my .NET Conf session, you can watch it again at
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7hk...
The presentation is available at dotnetconf2025.azurevoodoo.net & the sample github.com/azurevoodoo/...
Cake 6.0 & Sdk launch blog post cakebuild.net/blog/2025/11...
#dotnet #devops #csharp
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7hk...
The presentation is available at dotnetconf2025.azurevoodoo.net & the sample github.com/azurevoodoo/...
Cake 6.0 & Sdk launch blog post cakebuild.net/blog/2025/11...
#dotnet #devops #csharp
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Wiggle Wiggle
November 14, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Wiggle Wiggle