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Jen Saunderson
@jensaunderson.bsky.social
Comedian, Horror Movie Nerd, Baker, Toddler Mom and Deviled Egg Enthusiast
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We hosted our Halloween Horror-A-Thon tonight, here was the spread and the movies:

1. Hotel Transylvania (for the kiddos) (2012)
2. Lady in a Cage (1964)
3. Stepfather 2 (1989)
4. Unhinged (2020)
5. The Cat (Hing Kong, 1992)
6. Delirium (Italy, 1987)
If Trump's impeached can we get Colbert back? Asking for a friend... it's America, America is the friend.
November 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Del Toro's "Frankenstein," is now available on Netflix.

It's still spooky season in my heart. Someone please tell Mariah Carey that it's not tiiiiimmmmmeee...

It's FrankenSTEEEEEEIIIIIIIIINNNN!!!
November 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Halloween was last week... I still say the scariest costume I saw was the old white lady wearing a MAGA hat coming out of Starbucks.
November 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
My 4 year old just came by trying to get me to try one of her Halloween candies and she said, "If you haven't ever tried it, you should try it!" and in my 4 years of being an advertising major I feel that was the best slogan I've ever heard.
November 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Me: Well, I’m planning on going to (checks calendar) five surprise horror marathons in October, but then I can take a break for a bit, right?

New Beverly: Howzabout a 2000s horror marathon on (checks calendar) November 1st?

Me: Goddammit.
(reaches for wallet)
This November the New Bev spotlights Burt Lancaster, highlights the work of Bill Forsyth, presents a special 35mm first-run engagement of Osgood Perkins’ new film Keeper, plus family matinees, midnights, and more! Let us know what you’re most excited to see!
October 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I just snuck into my toddler’s bedroom and placed an open book in front of 10 of her stuffies…

This will either result in an adorable sense of wonder or it’ll be the memory she repeats to her therapist for the next 20 years.
October 21, 2025 at 6:00 AM
At this point in my life I just wanna perimenopause sherpa... someone who can tell me, "Yes, bitch that's a hot flash," or "No, bitch that's climate change!"
October 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Check out the brand new Halloween themed game show that I'm on, Graveyard Games to see if I'll be a final girl!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5rN...
Halloween Game Show Episode 1 | Graveyard Games
YouTube video by Graveyard Games
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October 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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A lot of replies here from folks who’ve never listened to NPR in their life, and get their image of it from outraged Bluesky posts.

NPR rules, and delves into social issues the way few other outlets do.
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October 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
For the other parents with toddler girls, which "K-Pop Demon Hunter," song is stuck in your head 24/7 ❤
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September 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Tune in to see if I make it outta the graveyard alive… will I be the final girl on Graveyard Games tune in on Wednesday at 2pm PST on YouTube for the first ep to find out! Happy Spooky Season! I’ll be rocking my favorite New Beverly shirt and Dark Del’s and Scarecrow pins #graveyardgames
September 30, 2025 at 5:50 AM
So excited for you all to see Graveyard Games, the first Halloween game show! On YouTube 10/1 with new eps every Wednesday in October, tune in to see if I’m a Final Girl! ❤️🎃❤️
September 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Maybe we should ban white guys till we figure out what is going on.
September 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
We had a pizza skull break during the horror-a-thon :)
September 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
We hosted our Halloween Horror-A-Thon tonight, here was the spread and the movies:

1. Hotel Transylvania (for the kiddos) (2012)
2. Lady in a Cage (1964)
3. Stepfather 2 (1989)
4. Unhinged (2020)
5. The Cat (Hing Kong, 1992)
6. Delirium (Italy, 1987)
September 28, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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Snack spread part 2! Amazing!
September 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Amazing snack spread at @jensaunderson.bsky.social & @donsaunderson.bsky.social’s Horror Marathon!
September 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
There’s all this talk about the rapture happening tomorrow, but as a horror fan I feel if “Martyrs,” has taught us ANYTHING it’s that God doesn’t take too kindly to folks trying to skip ahead of his plans.
September 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
September 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
People are really merrily moving towards fascism with zero self awareness that if they're not a billionaire they're not on the team.
September 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
At 43 I'm still chasing the feeling of watching horror movies with my friends as a teen and each year I become more and more successful of reliving that feeling!❤
September 15, 2025 at 4:46 AM
HALLOWEEN SECRET:
Pumpkin spice comes from a long lost 6th Spice Girl that we don't talk about… legend has it her boyfriend didn’t want to get with her friends and it just Ziggy Ziggy Awwwh’d from there.
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September 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Prepping for our 7th annual horror-a-thon at the end of the month. I'll be baking 12 different baked goods and 12 savory treats! I'm starting the bakes this week. There are spreadsheets, calendars and lists of ingredients... BUT I still don't know what movies I'm going to play😂😂😂
September 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM