Jen R
@jenroad.bsky.social
Got a lobotomy at Claire’s once and that’s why I’m weird. 👀🖤
Fuck a September slide. This October slide? 😭😭😭 sos
October 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Fuck a September slide. This October slide? 😭😭😭 sos
Ya know how I know I’m not dead/dying or in a coma? Because why the fuck would I imagine this fuckery?!
September 4, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Ya know how I know I’m not dead/dying or in a coma? Because why the fuck would I imagine this fuckery?!
Annnnd now I’m a menace 🙃
August 2, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Annnnd now I’m a menace 🙃
I am absolutely the luckiest girl ever. I have so many people who are cheering me on I don’t even notice those who aren’t. 😍
July 7, 2025 at 10:37 AM
I am absolutely the luckiest girl ever. I have so many people who are cheering me on I don’t even notice those who aren’t. 😍
I know everyone is tired of the rain here..but everything is so green and alive I’m obsessed with it. 😍
June 8, 2025 at 8:13 AM
I know everyone is tired of the rain here..but everything is so green and alive I’m obsessed with it. 😍
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The reason why I cry listening to these old songs isn't because I want to return to the past.
It's through music that I get to bear witness to all my past selves. I can see the girl and woman I used to be. She doesn't know I'm there.
I know my future self is here, right now, watching these tears.
It's through music that I get to bear witness to all my past selves. I can see the girl and woman I used to be. She doesn't know I'm there.
I know my future self is here, right now, watching these tears.
May 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The reason why I cry listening to these old songs isn't because I want to return to the past.
It's through music that I get to bear witness to all my past selves. I can see the girl and woman I used to be. She doesn't know I'm there.
I know my future self is here, right now, watching these tears.
It's through music that I get to bear witness to all my past selves. I can see the girl and woman I used to be. She doesn't know I'm there.
I know my future self is here, right now, watching these tears.
Do I wanna go back to school? Yes absolutely. Am I scared of it? Again yes. But did I just buy a brand new computer for school? Yes. Have I signed up for school? Nope!
April 14, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Do I wanna go back to school? Yes absolutely. Am I scared of it? Again yes. But did I just buy a brand new computer for school? Yes. Have I signed up for school? Nope!
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A lot of Booker's staff clearly worked quite hard to prepare for this speech. He is continuing with a coherent presentation after ten hours and 19 minutes.
April 1, 2025 at 9:19 AM
A lot of Booker's staff clearly worked quite hard to prepare for this speech. He is continuing with a coherent presentation after ten hours and 19 minutes.
I’m tired of this grandpa.
April 1, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I’m tired of this grandpa.
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Tardigrades are cute AF. Look at the tiny little paws 🥺
This little fella is a #tardigrade and I absolutely adore how chubby it is with it's eight little legs. Slowly floating through space - umm I mean a water droplet.
March 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Tardigrades are cute AF. Look at the tiny little paws 🥺
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old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
March 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Ice raid at the white house? I think that’d be something I’d watch.
February 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Ice raid at the white house? I think that’d be something I’d watch.
A creature from the deep.
February 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
A creature from the deep.
Send help obsessed with “Epic: The Musical” I’ve watched it on YouTube about 60 times 😅
February 18, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Send help obsessed with “Epic: The Musical” I’ve watched it on YouTube about 60 times 😅
Swear to goodness, does anyone else just bawl like a baby when daddy Winchester comes back and says he proud of the boys? Because 😭😭😭
February 15, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Swear to goodness, does anyone else just bawl like a baby when daddy Winchester comes back and says he proud of the boys? Because 😭😭😭
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See that small dot to the lower left of the Sun's centre?
That's the planet Mercury.
That's the planet Mercury.
February 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
See that small dot to the lower left of the Sun's centre?
That's the planet Mercury.
That's the planet Mercury.
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Massachusetts to rename Cape Cod Bay to Gulf of Gays just to piss off republicans, probably?
February 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Massachusetts to rename Cape Cod Bay to Gulf of Gays just to piss off republicans, probably?
I’m not even sure what’s real anymore. It really is the bad place. 😅😅 find me and my cat hibernating until it’s over.
February 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I’m not even sure what’s real anymore. It really is the bad place. 😅😅 find me and my cat hibernating until it’s over.
Honestly I’m good with becoming a Canadian.
February 4, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Honestly I’m good with becoming a Canadian.
Eating spaghetti for the upsettis 😅
February 3, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Eating spaghetti for the upsettis 😅
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I, for one, am pretty fond of Canada.
February 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I, for one, am pretty fond of Canada.