When he’s hitting on you in French

Joke's on you capitalism I got no money and I can't even buy stuff at major seasonal discounts anymore so who's the real winner here yeah that's what I thought.

Phannies, d'you think D&P would be down to share the deets on their tech and equipment?
For real, I'm asking for editing tips and recording recommendations 😬

Phannies, favourite DanAndPhilBeats track?

For me right now it's Small Town Store

Pardon my Tumblr nature for a min:
Do I really want to be known as the girl so humble that she constantly chops herself down and down, just to be convenient?
There's little pride in being the one who expects and accepts pittance.

damn. What I wouldn't do for a Ribena right now..

Americans will never know what it was like to be raised by this creature

you wanna influence me? 📺🌀

art debut on bluesky yippee!!
#phanart #dnp #terribleinfluence

Oddly, in about a third of my friend pairings I'm probably the Phil, but in all the others I'm very much the Dan.
#dnp #danandphil

I love this question cos it goes WAY back. I started watching Phil over the summer of 2009 (a dark time), then actively avoided danisnotonfire for unfair reasons (soz).
Anyway, then came Brownie Graveyard and Dan strutted into frame and I was a gone-r 😍
#dnp #danandphil

It's been so long since I was last on a text-based platform. I'm not sure I'll manage! The yapping can't be contained! Too.. long-winded! Must.. ramble... must... top... word count! mmprhfhfg!!