Jenny
@jennycrowitch.bsky.social
Forklift certified and here for a good time. Precious orc girl. Poster of shitty Polaroids in this modern age.
for photography shots: https://www.instagram.com/jennycrowitch/
for photography shots: https://www.instagram.com/jennycrowitch/
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Jenny
@jennycrowitch.bsky.social
· Oct 23
I love art. I love paintings, music, poems, photography, dance... Beauty is wonderful and to let it into your heart is one of most self-beneficial things you can do.
sometimes by brain tells me to say insane things, like "jesus christ got me pregnant" which is ridiculous bc I make him wear a condom
December 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
sometimes by brain tells me to say insane things, like "jesus christ got me pregnant" which is ridiculous bc I make him wear a condom
I think about eating pussy a lot.
December 7, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I think about eating pussy a lot.
I've signed multiple birthday cards for coworkers. I've never gotten one.
December 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I've signed multiple birthday cards for coworkers. I've never gotten one.
Popeye's isn't bds, right? cause I just HOUSED that sammie
December 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Popeye's isn't bds, right? cause I just HOUSED that sammie
doing that finger slap dip tobacco thing to my balls so I know they're packed tight
December 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
doing that finger slap dip tobacco thing to my balls so I know they're packed tight
art is good, it's neat, in fact.
December 6, 2025 at 5:35 AM
art is good, it's neat, in fact.
If Bluesky had that old Myspace-style "play a song when you visit my page" feature, I'd have Cross Bones Style by Cat Power as mine.
December 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
If Bluesky had that old Myspace-style "play a song when you visit my page" feature, I'd have Cross Bones Style by Cat Power as mine.
I can convincingly argue that Detroit is one of the most beautiful cities to exist, you don't wanna meet me on the battlefield of ideas, bitch.
December 6, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I can convincingly argue that Detroit is one of the most beautiful cities to exist, you don't wanna meet me on the battlefield of ideas, bitch.
Sooooo my vehicle is totaled :)
December 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Sooooo my vehicle is totaled :)
adding yeast and sugar to my piss jugs
December 4, 2025 at 10:14 AM
adding yeast and sugar to my piss jugs
Reposted by Jenny
[jim morrison voice] watchers of gay porn.....
December 3, 2025 at 3:59 AM
[jim morrison voice] watchers of gay porn.....
million dollar idea: electric snuggle
November 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
million dollar idea: electric snuggle
I'm gonna cum! (delivered within 7-10 business days)
November 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I'm gonna cum! (delivered within 7-10 business days)
Wet Leg voice:
You think I'm pretty
You think I'm pretty cool
You wanna run over me with a semi truck
I know most people do
You think I'm pretty
You think I'm pretty cool
You wanna run over me with a semi truck
I know most people do
November 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Wet Leg voice:
You think I'm pretty
You think I'm pretty cool
You wanna run over me with a semi truck
I know most people do
You think I'm pretty
You think I'm pretty cool
You wanna run over me with a semi truck
I know most people do
honestly, fuck snow. Don't romanticize that shit. It makes existing worse. Ok yeah, it's pretty, but then ya gotta do The Trudge.
November 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
honestly, fuck snow. Don't romanticize that shit. It makes existing worse. Ok yeah, it's pretty, but then ya gotta do The Trudge.
Me IRL: who are you? Stop bothering me, leave me alone.
Me playing any video game: I HAVE TO TALK TO EVERYONE OR ELSE I WILL MISS SOMETHING
Me playing any video game: I HAVE TO TALK TO EVERYONE OR ELSE I WILL MISS SOMETHING
November 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Me IRL: who are you? Stop bothering me, leave me alone.
Me playing any video game: I HAVE TO TALK TO EVERYONE OR ELSE I WILL MISS SOMETHING
Me playing any video game: I HAVE TO TALK TO EVERYONE OR ELSE I WILL MISS SOMETHING
There aren't any eating utensils at work so I'm eating my lunch with a coffee lid
November 29, 2025 at 4:11 AM
There aren't any eating utensils at work so I'm eating my lunch with a coffee lid
it's utterly insane to me that Regina Spektor could be a Zionist and write "The Trapper and The Furrier", a song condemning colonization.
Look in the fucking mirror, girl. Like goddamn.
Look in the fucking mirror, girl. Like goddamn.
November 27, 2025 at 11:05 AM
it's utterly insane to me that Regina Spektor could be a Zionist and write "The Trapper and The Furrier", a song condemning colonization.
Look in the fucking mirror, girl. Like goddamn.
Look in the fucking mirror, girl. Like goddamn.
Depression makes my tits bigger
November 23, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Depression makes my tits bigger
I have no friends. I am a monster.
November 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I have no friends. I am a monster.
My hard kink is someone that likes me. The most impossible shit.
find urself a gf gf, stat
November 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
My hard kink is someone that likes me. The most impossible shit.
my tummy can't deal
November 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
my tummy can't deal
been getting into Wet Leg recently
November 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
been getting into Wet Leg recently
My mental illness leads me to think everyone hates me, but everyone DOES hate me, soooooo
November 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
My mental illness leads me to think everyone hates me, but everyone DOES hate me, soooooo
Fat Girls Playing Morrowind season, you can smell it in the air
November 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Fat Girls Playing Morrowind season, you can smell it in the air