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Jenny
@jennycrowitch.bsky.social
Forklift certified and here for a good time. Precious orc girl. Poster of shitty Polaroids in this modern age.
for photography shots: https://www.instagram.com/jennycrowitch/
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I love art. I love paintings, music, poems, photography, dance... Beauty is wonderful and to let it into your heart is one of most self-beneficial things you can do.
sometimes by brain tells me to say insane things, like "jesus christ got me pregnant" which is ridiculous bc I make him wear a condom
December 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I think about eating pussy a lot.
December 7, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I've signed multiple birthday cards for coworkers. I've never gotten one.
December 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Popeye's isn't bds, right? cause I just HOUSED that sammie
December 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
doing that finger slap dip tobacco thing to my balls so I know they're packed tight
December 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
art is good, it's neat, in fact.
December 6, 2025 at 5:35 AM
If Bluesky had that old Myspace-style "play a song when you visit my page" feature, I'd have Cross Bones Style by Cat Power as mine.
December 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I can convincingly argue that Detroit is one of the most beautiful cities to exist, you don't wanna meet me on the battlefield of ideas, bitch.
December 6, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Sooooo my vehicle is totaled :)
December 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
adding yeast and sugar to my piss jugs
December 4, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Reposted by Jenny
[jim morrison voice] watchers of gay porn.....
December 3, 2025 at 3:59 AM
million dollar idea: electric snuggle
November 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I'm gonna cum! (delivered within 7-10 business days)
November 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Wet Leg voice:

You think I'm pretty
You think I'm pretty cool
You wanna run over me with a semi truck
I know most people do
November 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM
honestly, fuck snow. Don't romanticize that shit. It makes existing worse. Ok yeah, it's pretty, but then ya gotta do The Trudge.
November 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Me IRL: who are you? Stop bothering me, leave me alone.

Me playing any video game: I HAVE TO TALK TO EVERYONE OR ELSE I WILL MISS SOMETHING
November 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
There aren't any eating utensils at work so I'm eating my lunch with a coffee lid
November 29, 2025 at 4:11 AM
it's utterly insane to me that Regina Spektor could be a Zionist and write "The Trapper and The Furrier", a song condemning colonization.

Look in the fucking mirror, girl. Like goddamn.
November 27, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Depression makes my tits bigger
November 23, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I have no friends. I am a monster.
November 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
My hard kink is someone that likes me. The most impossible shit.
find urself a gf gf, stat
November 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
my tummy can't deal
November 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
been getting into Wet Leg recently
November 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
My mental illness leads me to think everyone hates me, but everyone DOES hate me, soooooo
November 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Fat Girls Playing Morrowind season, you can smell it in the air
November 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM