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Jenny
@jennycrowitch.bsky.social
Forklift certified and here for a good time. Precious orc girl. Poster of shitty Polaroids in this modern age.
for photography shots: https://www.instagram.com/jennycrowitch/
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I love art. I love paintings, music, poems, photography, dance... Beauty is wonderful and to let it into your heart is one of most self-beneficial things you can do.
Posts hold more weight when you can hear yourself typing, compared to the deafness of headphones.
November 20, 2025 at 5:31 AM
People from the Detroit area do not get to represent Michigan as a whole.
November 20, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Ok, we all know trans women that can lactate. What if we added wine yeast and let it ferment? Can we get a trans woman liqueur?
November 15, 2025 at 8:03 AM
People are cracking jokes (fair), but this would be amazing in snow.
nothing but respect to the urban assault smart car
November 15, 2025 at 5:29 AM
My sleep schedule:

4 hours of deep sleep
1 hour awake
2 hours of horrific anxiety dreams, waking up every 20-30 minutes
1 hour awake
2 hours of horrific anxiety dreams, waking up every 20-30 minutes
November 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
couldn't sleep so I got up and ate some spicy ramen, accidentally inhaled some, and HOLY SHIT OUCH
November 13, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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Business idea: Massage parlor that's completely non-sexual but instead they give you a tab of LSD 15 minutes before your appointment.
November 12, 2025 at 9:27 AM
In Utero was better than Nevermind, deal with it.
November 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Business idea: Massage parlor that's completely non-sexual but instead they give you a tab of LSD 15 minutes before your appointment.
November 12, 2025 at 9:27 AM
if you catch me moving and from exclusively in profile, from the neck up I look kinda like a cheap Ringu clone

This observation brought to you by my bathroom mirror
November 9, 2025 at 9:28 AM
it's snowing for the first time this year. God damnit
November 9, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Oh, my lay-off was apparently extended for another week. Fucking great.
Today is my birthday, fuck this aging bullshit.
November 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Today is my birthday, fuck this aging bullshit.
November 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I'm gonna go away for a bit. Day or two.
November 6, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Maybe I'm just a simple girl, but a roast beef sammie with a slice of cheese and a lil 1,000 island is delicious
November 6, 2025 at 12:13 AM
The price of Polaroid film going up bc of tariffs sucks. But at least online, the cost of vintage cameras themselves has gotten crazy

The one I normally use I bought new when I was 16, they're going for around the same price now. 5 years ago, they'd have been like $10. My back-up was $5 w/ the case
November 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Sooo this is me, I make stuff to try to pay for stuff. If you could, please like, share and follow, and maybe buy something if you can, I’m hoping to continue but funds are drying up fast.
I need cash pretty bad right now (don’t we all 🥲), so I have a sale on my website for 10% off 2+ wood & resin bookmarks (link in bio), online only! Ends in one week!

They’re hand cut, original designs, a nice peice of functional art to aesthetically enhance your analog reading experience. 📚✨
November 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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need an aloof wife
November 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Oh hey, my unemployment was approved
November 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
you can fix her, you can fix him.... Why is no one trying to fix Jenny smh
November 2, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I'm just Jenny, idk what's happening
November 1, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Mom, can I go get pregnant now?
November 1, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Instagram is fucking awful.
November 1, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Could god cum a load so big that even he couldn't swallow it?
October 31, 2025 at 6:54 PM