Jenny
jennyblumberg.bsky.social
Jenny
@jennyblumberg.bsky.social
Spider from the Avatar movies has the same energy as Bart Simpson. He calls the enemies “buttholes,“ that’s like saying “eat my shorts!”
December 22, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Saw Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair in theaters. It was enthralling! Hadn’t seen the films since they first came out. Superb experience on the big screen. But then at the very end there is some bullshit Fortnite clip. Completely bereft of tension, excitement, or depth. Just utter trash 😡
December 16, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I haven’t checked out my Spotify Wrapped just yet, but I can say that I spent a good amount of time this year listening to songs where British dudes talk-sing over sick beats. Baxter Dury, Yard Act, Getdown Services, Sleaford Mods, etc. I made a little playlist 🙂 open.spotify.com/playlist/50U...
British dudes talk-singing over sick beats
open.spotify.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I would devour an entire book devoted to the morality of Beavis and Butthead
The main difference between their characters is that I would view Butthead as being morally culpable for his crimes in a way I wouldn’t for Beavis. Beavis I’m almost instantly arguing down to manslaughter, Butthead is full Murder One
November 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Losing my shit at the photoshopped dumbbell
November 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
May 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
“I’m excited to get off stage ‘cause I have LifeSavers in my pocket and pineapple is NEXT”
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM