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won’t mccrackcan’t
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won’t. can’t.

he/him
i think my first year, i accidentally put a rock in there or something and he was really impolite about it
November 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
it’s just like the luau festival in stardew valley
November 6, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Manfred Legpants
November 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
maybe i chose the wrong serving size, but in my defense i don’t know how to fucking measure my pizza in ounces
November 4, 2025 at 10:23 AM
you were the mouse
October 31, 2025 at 4:07 AM
jane’s addiction, more like janky diction
October 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
those are the correct lyrics, that’s why i’m so taken aback!
October 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
i always thought it was “cause you know, honey”
October 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
omg i had to look this up; that’s what he’s saying???
October 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM