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victor almbum good
November 14, 2025 at 3:46 AM
week 5 of my new job! time to redownload poached
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 AM
chuffed.org/project/1384...

my friend noor needs groceries!! my usual request: please give if you can!
Support Noor's journey to recovery
Noor is a young artist and teacher from north Gaza whose life has been upended by conflict. Living in a tent with her mother, five sisters, and two brothers after her father was martyred, Noor has alw...
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November 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Can’t believe Dick Chaney couldn't even last four days into No Nut November
November 5, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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The three types of ‘50s pop songs were come on everybody let’s do the snap pea, if you ever kissed me I would turn into some goo, and hey hey beautiful child I would never take you over state lines
July 28, 2025 at 10:27 AM
🤘🏻🤘🏻
🎶teenagers they🎶
🎵are scare the shit out of me🎵
November 5, 2025 at 5:07 AM
cool! the pizza button on my microwave heats up my pizza, but it also eliminates all of its moisture
November 4, 2025 at 10:18 AM
i have jason funderberker hair today
November 3, 2025 at 6:28 AM
i’m listening to Garbage in the kitchen and then I stepped out of the kitchen and the bartender is also listening to Garbage! i really do belong here
October 31, 2025 at 4:34 AM
STUPID DUMB IDIOT FUCKING DESIGN
what i REALLY wanted for my birthday is a key fob that lets you know its charge status, doesn’t need to be opened by prying it apart with a screwdriver, and doesn’t require metalbending to remove the battery
October 30, 2025 at 3:57 AM
this king of the hill episode where buck takes hank to a coldstone-like ice cream parlor is insanely triggering.
October 29, 2025 at 9:03 AM
the entire pub is singing along to Killing Me Softly
October 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
(long sigh) i think i might like jane’s addiction
October 27, 2025 at 10:19 AM
chuffed.org/project/1530...

Ghalya is still so far from her goal! Please donate if you can so that her mom gets the treatment she deserves.
Help Ghalya get out of Gaza
Hi my name is Breanna I live in the US. I'm the manager of 14 year old Ghalya's chuffed account. She is in Gaza and does not have access to this platform. We are  raising money to help her and her fam...
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October 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
weeping bitter tears over the pointed exclusion of Meat Puppets songs in both the Guitar Hero and Rockband franchises. the entirety of Up on the Sun would be so fun to play
October 24, 2025 at 5:56 AM
weeping bitter teats
October 24, 2025 at 5:55 AM
TONYA HARDING??? 🤩
October 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
www.homes.com/property/231...

(bob the tomato voice) have i got a house for you
www.homes.com
October 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
thinking about buying my dad more pillows
October 22, 2025 at 6:35 AM
“i have never seen an episode of twilight” announced my dad
October 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM