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won’t mccrackcan’t
@jenniperlofez.bsky.social
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won’t. can’t.

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TONYA HARDING??? 🤩
huge signature in cream-colored marker on the right jamb of a wooden door in a pub bathroom. now that i’m looking at it more it looks more like Tony Hawk, but what IS clear is the T and y in the first name and the Ha in the last name. there’s a symbol underneath it that looks like a cross on a hill with two little dots under each side of the arm board
October 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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thinking about buying my dad more pillows
my dad’s dimly lit basement, light blue walls with white wood paneling up to the middle and a white and grey rug. in the foreground, his behemoth sectional covered in blankets and fucking TWELVE pillows of various shapes and designs with a dusty pale blue and copper toned color theme.
October 22, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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hey girl
my beautiful brown and white tabby sitting backwards on the couch with a front leg resting on the arm rest, his big green eyes looking at the camera suavely
September 15, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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footage of me showing my realtor around the house i’m selling
scary mickey mouse mascot in a disgusting basement meme
September 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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i HAVE to have the Disney’s Lady and the Tramp lint roller
my hand holding a used lint roller with a pale blue handle with the logo for Disney’s Lady and the Tramp printed in white. my legs adorned in green pants are resting on a dirty stepstool in the background.
August 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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probably fine
a foot sticking out of the driver’s window of a car ahead in the lane to the right of me at a stopped light, carl’s jr and kirkland hotel basking in the evening sun in the background.
August 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Bare minimum for holding a conversation:
blacked out the name, but a screenshot of a series of text messages sent to me, none of which i responded to: *Jul 17, 2024 at 8:01 PM* Penises *Sun, Jan 19 at 7:35 PM* You single *Fri, Jan 24 at 3:16 PM* Wait is this William (blacked out) My apologies if I have the wrong person. A girl is curious on his status. My bad yo! *Thursday 3:15 PM* Top or bottom? *Today 6:50 PM* ?
August 19, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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ooh LOOK
my cocktail in a wee glass; it’s the color of lemon juice and it has a rosemary sprig and a blue metal straw. fuzzy in the background is my granite kitchen counter with the lemon juice, Freeland Forest Gin™️, rosemary and prosecco i used to make the drink atop it. also on the counter are a red french press, big green utensil holder, a butter dish, and salt.
August 19, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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this fucking guy
a box quote from wikipedia that reads: If you think about it ... Yoko's just come into the picture. He's saying. "Hey, Jude – Hey, John." I know I'm sounding like one of those fans who reads things into it, but you can hear it as a song to me. The words "Go out and get her" – subconsciously he was saying, Go ahead, leave me. On a conscious level, he didn't want me to go ahead.[15] – John Lennon, 1980
August 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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it’s time to look at my son
my cat, Dipper, a brown-grey tabby with white paws and chest and snout looking politely up at the camera with his signature enormous pupils, front paws out but close to his body
July 23, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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i couldn’t find the tom cruise quote i was looking for, but i found this and i really like it
a sepia tone picture of tom cruise on the right looking ponderously into the distance. the top left corner has large white text that reads: IF YOU HAVE KIDS, IT IS T HE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO CREATE GOOD TIMES. the bottom left corner boasts a url: www.quote-coyote.com. above that it says “Tom Cruise” in italics.
May 31, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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maybe i should just stick to planning for now, because this part is way more fun
my computer open on google slides, the currently displayed title slide reads “Operation An House” and its subtitle “A plan”
May 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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a bluesky exclusive just for you
my brown and white tabby sleeping peacefully on his side, front paws crossed like a little angel on an unkempt bed in a messy gray room
April 19, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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i love design
a little white plastic bag i got from the dentist that says “smile.” in big blue unremarkable font and a smaller kaiser permanente dental logo on the bottom and that’s it
March 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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being home hasn’t been super easy lately due to issues with my roommate who may very well be here for another tense and distrustful month and a half, but i rest in the fact that i have a ride-or-die roommate that i will never dread seeing (and out-of-frame stardew valley)
my brown-grey tabby curled up, falling asleep on my messy bed in my messy room
March 26, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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hey can i see the games on ur phone
an extremely zoomed in picture of my brown/grey tabby cat’s impossibly cute face peeking over my bed. his pupils are dilated, his irises are a yellow-ish green and his nose is mostly brown with a little pink part on his right nostril <3
March 18, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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my post (i get weekend) directly under Sridhar Ramesh’s post that says “Do you not resent having to live your life only on weekends and evenings?”
March 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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happy gotcha day to my beautiful boy. wishing him many fish to eat and many necks to step on
my cat in a produce box on the dining table my cat on the couch looking at the camera angelically my cat sitting on the couch like a human looking defeatedly at my switch controller as if he is about to dive deep into a game after a long hard day of work (he doesn’t have a job) my cat is once again on the couch, this time all wrapped up in a blanket with one arm outstretched, looking very sweet
March 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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in times of grief and confusion and pain, i am so grateful for my sweet beautiful kitty. he sees when i am mourning and will come up to me and say “don’t be sad! i am mourning too :( it’s been hours since you’ve played with me, so i’ve been mourning our playtime :( play with me now“ *bite*
my beautiful cat on my couch looking at the camera beautifully
February 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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my yearbook from 6th grade reminding me that we’ve never had it so good and also of some world events that happened that year
my yearbook from 2010 that says “You’ve never had it so good” in big bold letters at the top and is adorned with clippings of newspaper headlines from that school year, including “AVATAR BREAKS BOX OFFICE RECORD”, “WEST DOESN’T LET SWIFT FINISH SPEECH AT MTV AWARDS”, “ECONOMIC CRISIS”, “MICHAEL JACKSON FOUND DEAD!”, “HAITI EARTHQUAKE THOUSANDS RALLY TO PROVIDE AID”, and “SWINE FLU: THREAT OF SICKNESS LEAVES WORLD IN UPROAR”
February 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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there he is
my cat, dipper, looking apprehensive as he often does
November 10, 2024 at 3:42 AM
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happy halloween from Shane Stardewvalley with my own little twist! (brown hair)
me taking a mirror selfie in a shane from stardew valley costume and holding a beer
November 1, 2024 at 4:59 AM
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(u2 voice)

it’s a cutie patoot
(TOOOOOOT)
October 7, 2024 at 6:04 AM
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tsa is making us remove this toy we’ve carried for years off the floor, because they are a prohibited item.
September 29, 2024 at 12:06 AM
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my number is so much bigger than everyone else’s 😎
September 18, 2024 at 6:40 AM