jennie boone
@jennieboone.bsky.social
ms. frizzle wanna-be. disney adult. occasional opera singer. getting divorced. in therapy. she/her
Everything is suddenly awful and sad and could it be to do with the fact I didn’t really sleep last night? WHO CAN SAY
November 30, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Everything is suddenly awful and sad and could it be to do with the fact I didn’t really sleep last night? WHO CAN SAY
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liking smooth jazz is not a crime but it is immoral
November 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
liking smooth jazz is not a crime but it is immoral
“Sleep when the baby sleeps” she muttered, climbing into bed at 2:30pm while her sick 11 year old takes a nap
November 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
“Sleep when the baby sleeps” she muttered, climbing into bed at 2:30pm while her sick 11 year old takes a nap
“You can’t make this stuff up!” maybe YOU can’t
November 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
“You can’t make this stuff up!” maybe YOU can’t
Saturday is a great day to remember that you’ve used literally everything in your entire kitchen
November 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Saturday is a great day to remember that you’ve used literally everything in your entire kitchen
Today a 3rd grader asked me what perfume I was wearing because I smelled like his mom
November 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Today a 3rd grader asked me what perfume I was wearing because I smelled like his mom
I have been very stressed lately, which would explain the puberty face
November 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I have been very stressed lately, which would explain the puberty face
When my grandpa died and I asked my dad how, he said his “heart stopped.”
Which, while true, was not WHAT killed him exactly
and suddenly my heart randomly stopping was something I had to worry about as an eleven year old
Which, while true, was not WHAT killed him exactly
and suddenly my heart randomly stopping was something I had to worry about as an eleven year old
November 21, 2025 at 1:01 AM
When my grandpa died and I asked my dad how, he said his “heart stopped.”
Which, while true, was not WHAT killed him exactly
and suddenly my heart randomly stopping was something I had to worry about as an eleven year old
Which, while true, was not WHAT killed him exactly
and suddenly my heart randomly stopping was something I had to worry about as an eleven year old
Welcome to yes-I-had-soup-you-can-tell-by-the-drips-down-my-shirt season
November 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Welcome to yes-I-had-soup-you-can-tell-by-the-drips-down-my-shirt season
Just committed to my Aldi order, for richer or for poorer
(poorer)
(poorer)
November 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Just committed to my Aldi order, for richer or for poorer
(poorer)
(poorer)
The ADHD urge to over use parentheses (because sometimes you want to clarify a phrase since tone isn’t possible via text and like, you don’t want to come off as an asshole)
November 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
The ADHD urge to over use parentheses (because sometimes you want to clarify a phrase since tone isn’t possible via text and like, you don’t want to come off as an asshole)
That call could have been a text message
November 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
That call could have been a text message
An apostrophe after the s always rubbed me the wrong way
November 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
An apostrophe after the s always rubbed me the wrong way
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I want to get hospitalized for exhaustion like a celebrity.
November 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I want to get hospitalized for exhaustion like a celebrity.
Fuck Zoloft I need someone to figure out how to bottle the Friday night/pajamas on/edible hitting/cat on my lap feeling
November 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Fuck Zoloft I need someone to figure out how to bottle the Friday night/pajamas on/edible hitting/cat on my lap feeling
I think I’ve only eaten protein bars today. Follow more for more great nutritional advice
November 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I think I’ve only eaten protein bars today. Follow more for more great nutritional advice
A solemn and thoughtful Edmund Fitzgerald Day to you and yours
November 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
A solemn and thoughtful Edmund Fitzgerald Day to you and yours
Friends. News.
From the mouths of babes, “67 is the kid version of the grown up number. Kids can say 67 but they can’t say 6 (spelled out) n-i-n-e”
From the mouths of babes, “67 is the kid version of the grown up number. Kids can say 67 but they can’t say 6 (spelled out) n-i-n-e”
November 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Friends. News.
From the mouths of babes, “67 is the kid version of the grown up number. Kids can say 67 but they can’t say 6 (spelled out) n-i-n-e”
From the mouths of babes, “67 is the kid version of the grown up number. Kids can say 67 but they can’t say 6 (spelled out) n-i-n-e”
I don’t normally judge a book by its cover but if your headlights blind me you are definitely an asshole,
Regulate headlight brightness now!
Regulate headlight brightness now!
November 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I don’t normally judge a book by its cover but if your headlights blind me you are definitely an asshole,
Regulate headlight brightness now!
Regulate headlight brightness now!
Marinara Detected in Lightning Connector
November 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Marinara Detected in Lightning Connector
I came here to put away laundry and eat twix that are green on the inside and thanks to a trick or treater miscalculation, I’m never gonna run out of twix that are green on the inside. Sorry, laundry.
November 6, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I came here to put away laundry and eat twix that are green on the inside and thanks to a trick or treater miscalculation, I’m never gonna run out of twix that are green on the inside. Sorry, laundry.
Everyone worries about their google search history after they die, but I’m far less concerned for what I searched for and how I searched for it, ie: pill so little why work big
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Everyone worries about their google search history after they die, but I’m far less concerned for what I searched for and how I searched for it, ie: pill so little why work big
Can’t sleep, better mindlessly scroll my phone for two hours
November 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Can’t sleep, better mindlessly scroll my phone for two hours
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I don't want AI. I want to stop filling out my entire medical history every time I go to the same doctor
November 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I don't want AI. I want to stop filling out my entire medical history every time I go to the same doctor
HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
November 1, 2025 at 11:44 PM
HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD