jennie boone
@jennieboone.bsky.social
ms. frizzle wanna-be. disney adult. occasional opera singer. getting divorced. in therapy. she/her
When my grandpa died and I asked my dad how, he said his “heart stopped.”
Which, while true, was not WHAT killed him exactly
and suddenly my heart randomly stopping was something I had to worry about as an eleven year old
Which, while true, was not WHAT killed him exactly
and suddenly my heart randomly stopping was something I had to worry about as an eleven year old
November 21, 2025 at 1:01 AM
When my grandpa died and I asked my dad how, he said his “heart stopped.”
Which, while true, was not WHAT killed him exactly
and suddenly my heart randomly stopping was something I had to worry about as an eleven year old
Which, while true, was not WHAT killed him exactly
and suddenly my heart randomly stopping was something I had to worry about as an eleven year old
Welcome to yes-I-had-soup-you-can-tell-by-the-drips-down-my-shirt season
November 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Welcome to yes-I-had-soup-you-can-tell-by-the-drips-down-my-shirt season
Just committed to my Aldi order, for richer or for poorer
(poorer)
(poorer)
November 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Just committed to my Aldi order, for richer or for poorer
(poorer)
(poorer)
The ADHD urge to over use parentheses (because sometimes you want to clarify a phrase since tone isn’t possible via text and like, you don’t want to come off as an asshole)
November 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
The ADHD urge to over use parentheses (because sometimes you want to clarify a phrase since tone isn’t possible via text and like, you don’t want to come off as an asshole)
That call could have been a text message
November 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
That call could have been a text message
An apostrophe after the s always rubbed me the wrong way
November 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
An apostrophe after the s always rubbed me the wrong way
Reposted by jennie boone
I want to get hospitalized for exhaustion like a celebrity.
November 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I want to get hospitalized for exhaustion like a celebrity.
Fuck Zoloft I need someone to figure out how to bottle the Friday night/pajamas on/edible hitting/cat on my lap feeling
November 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Fuck Zoloft I need someone to figure out how to bottle the Friday night/pajamas on/edible hitting/cat on my lap feeling
I think I’ve only eaten protein bars today. Follow more for more great nutritional advice
November 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I think I’ve only eaten protein bars today. Follow more for more great nutritional advice
A solemn and thoughtful Edmund Fitzgerald Day to you and yours
November 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
A solemn and thoughtful Edmund Fitzgerald Day to you and yours
Friends. News.
From the mouths of babes, “67 is the kid version of the grown up number. Kids can say 67 but they can’t say 6 (spelled out) n-i-n-e”
From the mouths of babes, “67 is the kid version of the grown up number. Kids can say 67 but they can’t say 6 (spelled out) n-i-n-e”
November 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Friends. News.
From the mouths of babes, “67 is the kid version of the grown up number. Kids can say 67 but they can’t say 6 (spelled out) n-i-n-e”
From the mouths of babes, “67 is the kid version of the grown up number. Kids can say 67 but they can’t say 6 (spelled out) n-i-n-e”
I don’t normally judge a book by its cover but if your headlights blind me you are definitely an asshole,
Regulate headlight brightness now!
Regulate headlight brightness now!
November 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I don’t normally judge a book by its cover but if your headlights blind me you are definitely an asshole,
Regulate headlight brightness now!
Regulate headlight brightness now!
Marinara Detected in Lightning Connector
November 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Marinara Detected in Lightning Connector
I came here to put away laundry and eat twix that are green on the inside and thanks to a trick or treater miscalculation, I’m never gonna run out of twix that are green on the inside. Sorry, laundry.
November 6, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I came here to put away laundry and eat twix that are green on the inside and thanks to a trick or treater miscalculation, I’m never gonna run out of twix that are green on the inside. Sorry, laundry.
Everyone worries about their google search history after they die, but I’m far less concerned for what I searched for and how I searched for it, ie: pill so little why work big
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Everyone worries about their google search history after they die, but I’m far less concerned for what I searched for and how I searched for it, ie: pill so little why work big
Can’t sleep, better mindlessly scroll my phone for two hours
November 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Can’t sleep, better mindlessly scroll my phone for two hours
Reposted by jennie boone
I don't want AI. I want to stop filling out my entire medical history every time I go to the same doctor
November 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I don't want AI. I want to stop filling out my entire medical history every time I go to the same doctor
HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
November 1, 2025 at 11:44 PM
HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
You’ll never bully me into physical media because getting up to change a dvd after four episodes of Buffy was a CHORE
Ask me if I want to keep watching harder
Ask me if I want to keep watching harder
November 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
You’ll never bully me into physical media because getting up to change a dvd after four episodes of Buffy was a CHORE
Ask me if I want to keep watching harder
Ask me if I want to keep watching harder
If people were giving out edibles disguised as trick or treat candy you better believe I’d be out there in costume playing that secret scavenger hunt
November 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
If people were giving out edibles disguised as trick or treat candy you better believe I’d be out there in costume playing that secret scavenger hunt
If you aren’t triggered by 6 and 7 you’re living a better life than me
October 31, 2025 at 9:28 PM
If you aren’t triggered by 6 and 7 you’re living a better life than me
Today’s lunch options at school are boneless wings and chicken tenders
October 31, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Today’s lunch options at school are boneless wings and chicken tenders
Yeah I’m into AI: (New York accent)
AI’m walkin’ here!
Is this something I’m very tired
AI’m walkin’ here!
Is this something I’m very tired
October 31, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Yeah I’m into AI: (New York accent)
AI’m walkin’ here!
Is this something I’m very tired
AI’m walkin’ here!
Is this something I’m very tired
2nd grader (who looks awful): I feel so sick!
Me: OK, make sure to tell your grownups when you get home.
2nd grader: They already know
🤦🏼♀️
Me: OK, make sure to tell your grownups when you get home.
2nd grader: They already know
🤦🏼♀️
October 31, 2025 at 6:22 AM
2nd grader (who looks awful): I feel so sick!
Me: OK, make sure to tell your grownups when you get home.
2nd grader: They already know
🤦🏼♀️
Me: OK, make sure to tell your grownups when you get home.
2nd grader: They already know
🤦🏼♀️
I’d wonder why I’m starting to feel gross and lose my voice but then I remember I teach elementary school and kids keep coughing directly into my face
October 31, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I’d wonder why I’m starting to feel gross and lose my voice but then I remember I teach elementary school and kids keep coughing directly into my face