Jenneviere
@jenneviere.com
Community builder, actor, singer, pottymouth. Schitt's Creek gifs are my love language. Find me at jenneviere.com
3rd day out of the last 4 seeing the absolutely wrong side of 5am. I've been awake for an hour. These brain weasels can go jump off a cliff.
March 4, 2025 at 1:00 PM
3rd day out of the last 4 seeing the absolutely wrong side of 5am. I've been awake for an hour. These brain weasels can go jump off a cliff.
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brb signing the government up for some sweet discounts 😏
February 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
brb signing the government up for some sweet discounts 😏
A Thursday? In THIS economy??
Pretty rude for it to only be Thursday
February 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
A Thursday? In THIS economy??
Had to call FAFSA today for an error in connecting student to parent forms.
FAFSA phone support: You need to find an old Dell computer to complete this form.
Me, an intellectual: FFS NO. That's not how this works.
I would have thrown my phone if I wasn't laughing so hard.
FAFSA phone support: You need to find an old Dell computer to complete this form.
Me, an intellectual: FFS NO. That's not how this works.
I would have thrown my phone if I wasn't laughing so hard.
February 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Had to call FAFSA today for an error in connecting student to parent forms.
FAFSA phone support: You need to find an old Dell computer to complete this form.
Me, an intellectual: FFS NO. That's not how this works.
I would have thrown my phone if I wasn't laughing so hard.
FAFSA phone support: You need to find an old Dell computer to complete this form.
Me, an intellectual: FFS NO. That's not how this works.
I would have thrown my phone if I wasn't laughing so hard.
BAY AREA: Grab your wigs, your David sweaters, your Roland plaids, your Jocelyn WHATEVERS, and join this Sat as we traipse about and enjoy the finest fruit wine Herb Ertlinger has to offer. Don't act like a disgruntled pelican... invite your friends: the MORE the MOIRA-IER! 🖤 lu.ma/8k6httd5
Moira Rose's Annual Grand Tour of the Finest Establishments · Luma
Ah, my dear darlings, gather 'round for an evening of unparalleled sophistication and whimsy! Join me, Moira Rose, on an opulent journey through the most…
lu.ma
February 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
BAY AREA: Grab your wigs, your David sweaters, your Roland plaids, your Jocelyn WHATEVERS, and join this Sat as we traipse about and enjoy the finest fruit wine Herb Ertlinger has to offer. Don't act like a disgruntled pelican... invite your friends: the MORE the MOIRA-IER! 🖤 lu.ma/8k6httd5
Not even long distance friends. All friends. [grabby hands] GIMME.
February 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Not even long distance friends. All friends. [grabby hands] GIMME.
I don’t think people realize what a flex it is to just be able to turn plenty of my ears off when I’m overhearing a really fucking stupid or annoying conversation happening around me. #HexingAid #HoH
February 5, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I don’t think people realize what a flex it is to just be able to turn plenty of my ears off when I’m overhearing a really fucking stupid or annoying conversation happening around me. #HexingAid #HoH
A year ago I shared a photo of our sleeping cat in a Sphynx cat group, and in solid proof that the internet can still be a place of whimsey and magic, I got this unsolicited photoshop version back which is absolutely [chefskiss].
February 2, 2025 at 7:33 PM
A year ago I shared a photo of our sleeping cat in a Sphynx cat group, and in solid proof that the internet can still be a place of whimsey and magic, I got this unsolicited photoshop version back which is absolutely [chefskiss].
My latest tattoo is finally ready to make its debut!
The negative space piece is the most design-intensive piece @dotstolines.bsky.social and I have worked on together, and this is just part 1. I can’t wait to see her in her final form, and for now I absolutely love her just the way she is.
The negative space piece is the most design-intensive piece @dotstolines.bsky.social and I have worked on together, and this is just part 1. I can’t wait to see her in her final form, and for now I absolutely love her just the way she is.
February 1, 2025 at 1:22 AM
My latest tattoo is finally ready to make its debut!
The negative space piece is the most design-intensive piece @dotstolines.bsky.social and I have worked on together, and this is just part 1. I can’t wait to see her in her final form, and for now I absolutely love her just the way she is.
The negative space piece is the most design-intensive piece @dotstolines.bsky.social and I have worked on together, and this is just part 1. I can’t wait to see her in her final form, and for now I absolutely love her just the way she is.
Last night TinyHuman™ came up to hug me. I thought to myself "awww yeah, such a good human, coming to give their parent some love after a long day"
No, no, they were just excited I got them their favourite oat milk creamer that they saw in the fridge and the hug was my thank you.
No, no, they were just excited I got them their favourite oat milk creamer that they saw in the fridge and the hug was my thank you.
January 31, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Last night TinyHuman™ came up to hug me. I thought to myself "awww yeah, such a good human, coming to give their parent some love after a long day"
No, no, they were just excited I got them their favourite oat milk creamer that they saw in the fridge and the hug was my thank you.
No, no, they were just excited I got them their favourite oat milk creamer that they saw in the fridge and the hug was my thank you.
Throw back to that time 9 years ago when @tiny-human.bsky.social was unintentionally hilarious.
![Screenshot that reads:
TinyHuman™: [while giving me a back massage] "I'm getting really good at being a... massage-a-nist"
Me: [through stifled laughter] "No, no my love. 'Massage therapist'. A misogynist is something else entirely."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:t7tcu353ewgaax76wfrx3tpr/bafkreib2qckh3vcrsg26lxhjngk3szqvbtft6qhs5ivsrlfwmilfoqeohm@jpeg)
January 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Throw back to that time 9 years ago when @tiny-human.bsky.social was unintentionally hilarious.
dear recruiters: for the love of all that is worthwhile do not do this
how absolute dare
My name is right there for you to ctrl+c, ctrl+v
I paid good money for this name. You will use every. single. letter.
how absolute dare
My name is right there for you to ctrl+c, ctrl+v
I paid good money for this name. You will use every. single. letter.
January 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
dear recruiters: for the love of all that is worthwhile do not do this
how absolute dare
My name is right there for you to ctrl+c, ctrl+v
I paid good money for this name. You will use every. single. letter.
how absolute dare
My name is right there for you to ctrl+c, ctrl+v
I paid good money for this name. You will use every. single. letter.
A year ago we hosted a butter party.
In case anyone is wondering: a butter tasting party is a GREAT idea. Highly recommend getting together with several friends, grabbing some fancy butters, making some butter conveyance vehicles, and figuring out which are your favourites.
In case anyone is wondering: a butter tasting party is a GREAT idea. Highly recommend getting together with several friends, grabbing some fancy butters, making some butter conveyance vehicles, and figuring out which are your favourites.
January 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
A year ago we hosted a butter party.
In case anyone is wondering: a butter tasting party is a GREAT idea. Highly recommend getting together with several friends, grabbing some fancy butters, making some butter conveyance vehicles, and figuring out which are your favourites.
In case anyone is wondering: a butter tasting party is a GREAT idea. Highly recommend getting together with several friends, grabbing some fancy butters, making some butter conveyance vehicles, and figuring out which are your favourites.
And as quickly as he came into our lives, so, too, swiftly he left...
Off you pop, Cinder. Go find Mercutio, he'll show you around. 🐾
Off you pop, Cinder. Go find Mercutio, he'll show you around. 🐾
January 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
And as quickly as he came into our lives, so, too, swiftly he left...
Off you pop, Cinder. Go find Mercutio, he'll show you around. 🐾
Off you pop, Cinder. Go find Mercutio, he'll show you around. 🐾
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Yes I am paying attention.
Yes I am scared.
But right now, I’m choosing joy.
I’ll freak out later.
Yes I am scared.
But right now, I’m choosing joy.
I’ll freak out later.
January 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Yes I am paying attention.
Yes I am scared.
But right now, I’m choosing joy.
I’ll freak out later.
Yes I am scared.
But right now, I’m choosing joy.
I’ll freak out later.
Today I went to my happy place (the cheese counter) and discovered that there's a thing called White Stilton with Apricot and this little cheese-based life form is SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW. It has been added to my current Emotional Support Cheese™ stash. #EmotionalSupportCheese
January 24, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Today I went to my happy place (the cheese counter) and discovered that there's a thing called White Stilton with Apricot and this little cheese-based life form is SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW. It has been added to my current Emotional Support Cheese™ stash. #EmotionalSupportCheese
I've officially re-started (again) #HouseOfLeaves by Mark Z Danielewski.
The first time I read this book I, as a young adult, became scared of the dark for 6 months.
I'm excited and terrified.
#HoL
The first time I read this book I, as a young adult, became scared of the dark for 6 months.
I'm excited and terrified.
#HoL
January 22, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I've officially re-started (again) #HouseOfLeaves by Mark Z Danielewski.
The first time I read this book I, as a young adult, became scared of the dark for 6 months.
I'm excited and terrified.
#HoL
The first time I read this book I, as a young adult, became scared of the dark for 6 months.
I'm excited and terrified.
#HoL
Throw back to that time I went bowling with my sleeping baby on my back (and wore a colour other than black), ~17 years and a fafillion lifetimes ago.
January 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Throw back to that time I went bowling with my sleeping baby on my back (and wore a colour other than black), ~17 years and a fafillion lifetimes ago.
You can take the girl out of Minnesota (over 2 decades ago now!) but our taste buds are another story...
January 15, 2025 at 5:23 PM
You can take the girl out of Minnesota (over 2 decades ago now!) but our taste buds are another story...
January 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Happy 10th Anniversary to Schitts Creek! Friendly reminder that in just over a month we'll be paying homage to Moira and all the rest with the 2nd Annual Moira Rose event in San Francisco. Join us!
lu.ma/8k6httd5
lu.ma/8k6httd5
Moira Rose's Annual Grand Tour of the Finest Establishments · Luma
Ah, my dear darlings, gather 'round for an evening of unparalleled sophistication and whimsy! Join me, Moira Rose, on an opulent journey through the most…
lu.ma
January 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Happy 10th Anniversary to Schitts Creek! Friendly reminder that in just over a month we'll be paying homage to Moira and all the rest with the 2nd Annual Moira Rose event in San Francisco. Join us!
lu.ma/8k6httd5
lu.ma/8k6httd5
Oh hey, apparently it's national Kiss a Ginger Day. As a pseudo-ginger (both with my hair and my nickname of GingerBeer) I welcome you to celebrate while also listening to this delightful song from one of my faves: www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0Xb...
Prejudice - Tim Minchin And The Heritage Orchestra: Live At The Royal Albert
YouTube video by Comedy Dynamics
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January 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Oh hey, apparently it's national Kiss a Ginger Day. As a pseudo-ginger (both with my hair and my nickname of GingerBeer) I welcome you to celebrate while also listening to this delightful song from one of my faves: www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0Xb...
I've officially reached the point of being a Californian where my adrenaline doesn't spike for *every* earthquake and I judge them by how much the hanging stemware tinkles.
January 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I've officially reached the point of being a Californian where my adrenaline doesn't spike for *every* earthquake and I judge them by how much the hanging stemware tinkles.