Ours got retrofitted when it was raised an entire story in the 90s, and she shimmies but it's on purpose. Like a willow branch in the wind, she bends so she doesn't break. Glad you have that, too. 🖤

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I live for a good petty hex and "may your cookies always taste weird" is a GREAT one.

It's an AMAZING show. The first whole season takes a bit of effort to get through, but that's on purpose. The story arcs are amazing. I've watched probably over a dozen times. My friends in Schitt's Creek kept me company during some of my hardest life times. A+++. Can't recommend highly enough.

Yet another signal that it's easier to destroy things than to build them.

I mean: same Jiji, same. Game recognize game. 🤟

Egyptian wig blep is a 12/10 blep, IMO

STAIRS???

sure! just let me know if it's text or signal that's best!

That was supposed to read “one of my ears” but I like “plenty”, it makes me sound even more otherworldly.

Sometimes I wish it were more obvious though: like a big remote control I can just point at the offenders, rather than just pushing a button on my phone.

right?? the level of detail

Thankfully they are generous with their hugs and I *do* get plain old "I love you" hugs in there, too. Shocking no one, my child is very physically affectionate. 🤣

Don't get me wrong, I'll take it, I was just under false pretenses as to why I earned it. 🤣