can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing

You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. You have never made a film before and it would take a long time to figure out.

I don't believe in invalid handles. God don't make mistakes honey