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Jen
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Geriatric millennial
I intentionally drive a small car (a mini) but even so the current model is 300mm wider than my 10 year old one. It’s a meter longer than the original ones… etc etc etc

Parking space sizes haven’t changed…
December 3, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Seen Ikea twice now
November 30, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Today I have been buying Delft tiles. No tabbie cats though (and I’m feeling bad because we appear to have established I am the only human Dora currently tolerates so we are both missing each other)
November 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
(Although I usually get Mother this which he shares in)

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Christmas Three - The Cheese Shed
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November 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Hahaha, my (husband’s) company is going to have to contribute to my pension if I’m going to be salaried 👹
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Yes, even though auction is usually the opposite (or at least elsewhere in the country)
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
It’s probably way overpriced for a developer to make any profit on. London construction costs aren’t much less astronomical than London house prices
November 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Did the Libertines throw a party there back in the day?

(As an aside, a quick look on Rightmove suggests the estate agent is probably severely underestimating the cost of the refurbishment)
November 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
An acceptable (to one of us) compromise
November 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Maybe I should feel a moral obligation to take money out of the business that I’d like but don’t need so the government can take over half of it
November 21, 2025 at 11:07 AM
I’d pay myself more if it didn’t throw me off a tax cliff so 🤷🏽‍♀️
November 21, 2025 at 10:43 AM
The moment of previous job related horror when I see Cadogan flash up but
a woman says i don t know her in a purple background
ALT: a woman says i don t know her in a purple background
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Dibbler and Sacharissa, 9 years ago, captured in the act of ensuring Benny and Dora have never even seen a Christmas tree:

*apart from in the neighbours’ houses which are outside my control
November 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
(Mind you, it’s far easier to find a 18 year old foolish enough to become an apprentice Quantity Surveyor than it is to find someone who’s spent £30k putting themselves through a degree to become a QS…)
November 17, 2025 at 2:00 PM