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Jen
@jenkt.bsky.social
Geriatric millennial
Hello from a mountain of cupboard
November 23, 2025 at 10:48 AM
But Dora I need to get up
November 22, 2025 at 7:48 AM
An acceptable (to one of us) compromise
November 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
You’re in my chair
November 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Oh, Cecilia, I'm down on my knees
November 20, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Dibbler and Sacharissa, 9 years ago, captured in the act of ensuring Benny and Dora have never even seen a Christmas tree:

*apart from in the neighbours’ houses which are outside my control
November 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Dora does not fake affection to steal one of the only two chairs we can use until this phase of the building works are done (instead she guards the boxes containing the new kitchen)
November 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Clingy Benny
November 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Why can’t we come in the window?
November 15, 2025 at 12:48 PM
What is “speeding”?

(I was on a train for the record)
November 15, 2025 at 11:40 AM
(The fireworks that is not the dreamies - she has several boxes left)
November 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Benny would also like today to get in the bin
November 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Nah, Benny’s just an idiot
November 4, 2025 at 9:03 AM
See?
November 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Order (of sorts) has resumed
October 31, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Dora’s spot again…
October 31, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Oh God, that has Dora’s name all over it
October 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Also Benny:
October 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
How dare you have rubbish gutters which can’t support my weight?
October 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I’ve got two deadlines today.
Benny:
October 24, 2025 at 12:12 PM
October 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Pink nosed moron
October 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Of course women don’t like the Cybertruck.

Women only want one thing, and it’s a yellow Ducati 996
October 17, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Dora tried to insist Benny and I slept on the sofa the other night but didn’t get her way. She’s still quite angry about it.
October 17, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Apparently Benny and I are on the sofa tonight
October 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM