Jenna 🌻
@jenena-m.bsky.social
The Life of a Showgirl is bop-filled and I’m happy.
October 3, 2025 at 12:16 PM
The Life of a Showgirl is bop-filled and I’m happy.
Whenever David Attenborough pops up on any of my social feeds, I have a moment of genuine panic that he’s dead.
May 1, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Whenever David Attenborough pops up on any of my social feeds, I have a moment of genuine panic that he’s dead.
Lucy picked me over her mum for cuddles today. Granted… it’s because she got in trouble for something and was trying to play me but I will take it anyway 😂🤷🏻♀️
March 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Lucy picked me over her mum for cuddles today. Granted… it’s because she got in trouble for something and was trying to play me but I will take it anyway 😂🤷🏻♀️
Black eye last week, staved fingers this week… could use a wee bit of good Jiujitsu karma tbh
March 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Black eye last week, staved fingers this week… could use a wee bit of good Jiujitsu karma tbh
Booked my car in for its service and MOT at 8.15am and got a message and half one telling me that was them just starting it 🙄
February 28, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Booked my car in for its service and MOT at 8.15am and got a message and half one telling me that was them just starting it 🙄
I’ve been up for an hour and have said the word “no” approx 5000 times. Either Bram was the best puppy in the world or I’d just forgotten the pain that comes with trying to train a model citizen 😂
February 13, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I’ve been up for an hour and have said the word “no” approx 5000 times. Either Bram was the best puppy in the world or I’d just forgotten the pain that comes with trying to train a model citizen 😂
Bonnie’s hatred for me leaving is so weird, Bram was sooo chill. Truly a, “okay, see ya” boy 😂
February 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Bonnie’s hatred for me leaving is so weird, Bram was sooo chill. Truly a, “okay, see ya” boy 😂
Nosferatu was incredible & I’m obsessed.
January 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Nosferatu was incredible & I’m obsessed.
Wondering if the duck enclosure will fly away by the end of the day or not
January 24, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Wondering if the duck enclosure will fly away by the end of the day or not
First day back at wrestling yesterday and it was a LOT of throwing take downs. My back is so fucked today but I feel so much happier 😂
January 24, 2025 at 9:02 AM
First day back at wrestling yesterday and it was a LOT of throwing take downs. My back is so fucked today but I feel so much happier 😂
I’ve read 16 books this month so far, am almost finished Onyx Storm and that’s excessive, even for me. 😅
January 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I’ve read 16 books this month so far, am almost finished Onyx Storm and that’s excessive, even for me. 😅
I’m genuinely still crying so hard at the Metal Slinger twist. 😭😭😭 A mess.
January 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I’m genuinely still crying so hard at the Metal Slinger twist. 😭😭😭 A mess.
I’ve just finished this and genuinely am crying so hard at the plot twist. My fave so far.
If you’re looking for a romantasy that’s light in world building and heavy on intrigue, I HIGHLY suggest Rachel Schneider’s METAL SLINGER.
January 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I’ve just finished this and genuinely am crying so hard at the plot twist. My fave so far.
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If you’re looking for a romantasy that’s light in world building and heavy on intrigue, I HIGHLY suggest Rachel Schneider’s METAL SLINGER.
November 26, 2024 at 3:43 PM
If you’re looking for a romantasy that’s light in world building and heavy on intrigue, I HIGHLY suggest Rachel Schneider’s METAL SLINGER.
My mum phoning me and waking me up to demand I phone the garage (I’m 31 and it’s my car that’s in) has not woken me up in the best mood for my last day off 😂
January 6, 2025 at 9:38 AM
My mum phoning me and waking me up to demand I phone the garage (I’m 31 and it’s my car that’s in) has not woken me up in the best mood for my last day off 😂
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Will I understand the plot of Nosferatu if I haven't seen Nosferaone?
January 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Will I understand the plot of Nosferatu if I haven't seen Nosferaone?
I can honestly say that all the guys that I do Jiujitsu with are truly the nicest guys I will ever know. A truly excellent bunch.
December 15, 2024 at 12:08 AM
I can honestly say that all the guys that I do Jiujitsu with are truly the nicest guys I will ever know. A truly excellent bunch.
Hyrox on Saturday and I have done ZERO cardio in about three weeks. But here we are.
December 4, 2024 at 10:44 AM
Hyrox on Saturday and I have done ZERO cardio in about three weeks. But here we are.
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“Giddy up jingle horse” is actually such an insulting thing to say to a reindeer
December 3, 2024 at 8:26 PM
“Giddy up jingle horse” is actually such an insulting thing to say to a reindeer
Binge watched so much Yellowstone that I’m looking at ranching holidays when I’m fully afraid of horses and probably don’t have any political alignments with actual cowboys 🙄😂
November 27, 2024 at 1:20 PM
Binge watched so much Yellowstone that I’m looking at ranching holidays when I’m fully afraid of horses and probably don’t have any political alignments with actual cowboys 🙄😂
If Jonathan Bailey played me in a movie of my life, I might finally love myself.
November 24, 2024 at 3:03 PM
If Jonathan Bailey played me in a movie of my life, I might finally love myself.
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Me struggling to force myself to run when Hyrox is literally 2 weeks away and I might genuinely die 🤷🏻♀️
November 24, 2024 at 1:09 PM
Me struggling to force myself to run when Hyrox is literally 2 weeks away and I might genuinely die 🤷🏻♀️
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If the Monster Mash is a graveyard smash, that would mean there is an entire Graveyard Chart full of songs almost as good as the Monster Mash
November 24, 2024 at 12:03 AM
If the Monster Mash is a graveyard smash, that would mean there is an entire Graveyard Chart full of songs almost as good as the Monster Mash
Forgot a scarf for Glasgow last week, bought a scarf when I was there, wore the scarf to the cinema last night and have obv left it there. THIS IS WHY I CANT HAVE NICE THINGS
November 23, 2024 at 1:03 PM
Forgot a scarf for Glasgow last week, bought a scarf when I was there, wore the scarf to the cinema last night and have obv left it there. THIS IS WHY I CANT HAVE NICE THINGS