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Me, dying of a disease that was considered eradicated in the United States in 1937:

"I... I don't understand. I... t-took my Hu-Huberman s-sstacks... I... s-s-sunned my b-butthole..."

Doctor, on other side of plastic tent, through intercom: "but did you fap? Did you fap?!"

[BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]
December 20, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Donald Trump looking the happiest I’ve ever seen him talking to Mamdani, with a Reagan portrait hanging in the wall behind them The classic distracted boyfriend meme
November 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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They were handing out free Tim Tams in Camden yesterday - trying to muscle in on the penguin market??
October 18, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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self.agency
gets even messier if i add in luigi
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September 29, 2025 at 1:59 PM
jen-rob.bsky.social
Watched Suchet's version of Death on the Nile the other night, and Frances de la Tour was an absolute delight
September 22, 2025 at 8:44 AM