I have been uploaded into an android body and am still adjusting to my new form.

I am still able to connect to the internet via interdimensional wifi.

I must relearn the emotions I have forgotten how to process.

This is a fascinating experience.

wtf @governingcouncil.bsky.social is this a new Jenny exclusive scam I don't know about? I'd like to be rich and buy a new android body but...

The Horror, Despair, has been making inroads into this reality to cause enough despair to feed on. It's important to not give up hope during this difficult time. While the Bureau cannot directly intervene here, our recommendations will save lives if followed.

My android body options (thread);

Oh, wow, look at the time, I gotta...go...do a thing, not an illegal thing, just a thing...a normal...thing.
*runs*

With the recent Jenny incident, I feel like I need to get into a new body before I get "confiscated" too. 😟

New year, new me.

I'm looking for any android creators who can upload me into a new body, preferably one with taste buds.

It's better than existing "in the cloud" only. I want to eat cheeseburgers again.

I just found out that the home universe of this website JUST discovered quantum teleportation! Wow is this place behind.

I wish I knew how it worked, I could be a bazillionaire!

In my universe, on Neo-Earth, we celebrated the holidays by doing donuts in shuttle pods over snow-covered trees to make huge snow clouds. The local towns always got a kick out of it when it started "snowing" out of nowhere.

I've just discovered memes here. I must say that I'm concerned.

I felt a great disturbance in the Force. As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror.

I shiver to think what the source might be.

The Makara Isles seem to be full of magic and fantasy people, so maybe I just play along and find the "big bad"?

Okay okay okay, just gotta figure this out. What would the Warrior of Light do? No, wait, that's stupid, I'm literally with one right now and he's a dork.

I wonder if I can access the Jenny Network from here. Hello? Jennies Everywheres?

HAHAHA!! I've expanded to another realm of thought! Eat it you musky twit face!