Android Jenny Everywhere
@jen-everywhere.bsky.social
No longer trapped in the internet and finally in an android body. Beep boop.
I am sure those robots are adorable.
I was given the money by Jennifer Every Where to buy a new body from the scientist Anthony Dunn.
I no longer have a need for a new body as I already have one. I thank you for your consideration.
I was given the money by Jennifer Every Where to buy a new body from the scientist Anthony Dunn.
I no longer have a need for a new body as I already have one. I thank you for your consideration.
January 26, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I am sure those robots are adorable.
I was given the money by Jennifer Every Where to buy a new body from the scientist Anthony Dunn.
I no longer have a need for a new body as I already have one. I thank you for your consideration.
I was given the money by Jennifer Every Where to buy a new body from the scientist Anthony Dunn.
I no longer have a need for a new body as I already have one. I thank you for your consideration.
It is alright, now. I was uploaded into an android body 1 day, 7 hours, 13 minutes ago.
January 26, 2025 at 8:59 AM
It is alright, now. I was uploaded into an android body 1 day, 7 hours, 13 minutes ago.
You know what? F it. YOLO. Gimme the free money.
January 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
You know what? F it. YOLO. Gimme the free money.
Maybe that's why the Janitors are hiring. I wonder if they'd make me an android body if I got hired...
January 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Maybe that's why the Janitors are hiring. I wonder if they'd make me an android body if I got hired...
Wait, I've heard of Horrors, they're why we have Neo-Earth. I heard that they tore a hole through reality and ruined the whole planet, so the survivors left for a new home.
January 13, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Wait, I've heard of Horrors, they're why we have Neo-Earth. I heard that they tore a hole through reality and ruined the whole planet, so the survivors left for a new home.
Anthony Dunn aka NoMan Android
Downsides; body is millions of dollars (which I certainly don't have).
Upsides; Able to body hop, advanced, fully functional 😉, creator is a badass spy hero.
Downsides; body is millions of dollars (which I certainly don't have).
Upsides; Able to body hop, advanced, fully functional 😉, creator is a badass spy hero.
January 12, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Anthony Dunn aka NoMan Android
Downsides; body is millions of dollars (which I certainly don't have).
Upsides; Able to body hop, advanced, fully functional 😉, creator is a badass spy hero.
Downsides; body is millions of dollars (which I certainly don't have).
Upsides; Able to body hop, advanced, fully functional 😉, creator is a badass spy hero.
Unknown 'extradimensional entities' Android
Downsides; creators like to stake colonialist claims on solar systems, bouts of extreme violence, don't know where to find them.
Upsides; Superman level of power, basically invincible.
Downsides; creators like to stake colonialist claims on solar systems, bouts of extreme violence, don't know where to find them.
Upsides; Superman level of power, basically invincible.
January 12, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Unknown 'extradimensional entities' Android
Downsides; creators like to stake colonialist claims on solar systems, bouts of extreme violence, don't know where to find them.
Upsides; Superman level of power, basically invincible.
Downsides; creators like to stake colonialist claims on solar systems, bouts of extreme violence, don't know where to find them.
Upsides; Superman level of power, basically invincible.
Sikandur the Robot Master Android
Downsides; causes fire on contact, skinsuit over very basic tech body, creator is a wannabe dictator.
Upsides; Somehow worse than every other option.
Downsides; causes fire on contact, skinsuit over very basic tech body, creator is a wannabe dictator.
Upsides; Somehow worse than every other option.
January 12, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Sikandur the Robot Master Android
Downsides; causes fire on contact, skinsuit over very basic tech body, creator is a wannabe dictator.
Upsides; Somehow worse than every other option.
Downsides; causes fire on contact, skinsuit over very basic tech body, creator is a wannabe dictator.
Upsides; Somehow worse than every other option.
Dr. Sivana Android
Downsides; creator is a bullied nerd revenge villain, fascist, and bad dad.
Upsides; very advanced body.
Downsides; creator is a bullied nerd revenge villain, fascist, and bad dad.
Upsides; very advanced body.
January 12, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Dr. Sivana Android
Downsides; creator is a bullied nerd revenge villain, fascist, and bad dad.
Upsides; very advanced body.
Downsides; creator is a bullied nerd revenge villain, fascist, and bad dad.
Upsides; very advanced body.
Blyntzyn Android
Downsides; "Love Robot", rust from moisture, everyone falls in love with me, creators are tiny fascists.
Upsides; I get to be hot.
Downsides; "Love Robot", rust from moisture, everyone falls in love with me, creators are tiny fascists.
Upsides; I get to be hot.
January 12, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Blyntzyn Android
Downsides; "Love Robot", rust from moisture, everyone falls in love with me, creators are tiny fascists.
Upsides; I get to be hot.
Downsides; "Love Robot", rust from moisture, everyone falls in love with me, creators are tiny fascists.
Upsides; I get to be hot.
Yes, I too live in a single universe that I have never left like any normal person. What even *is* a many verse? Is that a Marvel movie?
January 8, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Yes, I too live in a single universe that I have never left like any normal person. What even *is* a many verse? Is that a Marvel movie?
I also found out that North American Aerospace Defense Command has a Santa Tracker. Why would TWO militaries need to track Santa??
December 28, 2024 at 2:54 AM
I also found out that North American Aerospace Defense Command has a Santa Tracker. Why would TWO militaries need to track Santa??
Shift that rift @governingcouncil.bsky.social, otherwise you're the gooberningcouncil.
December 12, 2024 at 12:09 PM
Shift that rift @governingcouncil.bsky.social, otherwise you're the gooberningcouncil.
Uh...you good?
December 9, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Uh...you good?
A party girl Jenny? Now that's a dangerous combination.
December 8, 2024 at 6:33 PM
A party girl Jenny? Now that's a dangerous combination.