Bureau of Trans-Reality Security
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Hello Universe. We are an Omniversal Bureau dedicated to the protection of your and many other universes outside of your perceptible reality and beyond. We ask that all sentient beings stay alert for non-native objects, people, or incorporeal beings that may have infiltrated your reality.
with how bad things are at the bureau, id even take a jenny everywhere portal at this point. i just got an email from the directors office. he wants to see me. does he not know whats going on right now? i guess if i can get to the magic teleporter ill be safe. if you dont hear from me it was fun NOT
March 4, 2025 at 11:07 AM
with how bad things are at the bureau, id even take a jenny everywhere portal at this point. i just got an email from the directors office. he wants to see me. does he not know whats going on right now? i guess if i can get to the magic teleporter ill be safe. if you dont hear from me it was fun NOT
the computer system is finally back up and this is getting insane. the lights are out on my floor and i swear i keep hearing whispering at night through the door. the bureau is an absolute mess somebody needs to fix this.
March 3, 2025 at 11:32 AM
the computer system is finally back up and this is getting insane. the lights are out on my floor and i swear i keep hearing whispering at night through the door. the bureau is an absolute mess somebody needs to fix this.
the whole ass bureau just shook and i keep hearing i dont know ghost sounds? how much worse can things here get?? if i find out who did all this...
March 1, 2025 at 11:05 AM
the whole ass bureau just shook and i keep hearing i dont know ghost sounds? how much worse can things here get?? if i find out who did all this...
all i have left is this stupid account and solitaire. were all locked into our rooms, monsters roaming the halls that kill anything that moves. i managed to grab a bunch of double stuff twonkies from the break room so ill probably survive until help arrives. if help arrives. ill update when i can.
February 28, 2025 at 11:01 AM
all i have left is this stupid account and solitaire. were all locked into our rooms, monsters roaming the halls that kill anything that moves. i managed to grab a bunch of double stuff twonkies from the break room so ill probably survive until help arrives. if help arrives. ill update when i can.
shit shit shit the robots are going crazy out there and i cant leave my office they tried to electrocute me. i told the dept/office heads to sound the alarm but nobody has access so we locked as many people inside as we could. i cant get a hold of director morris and security are all D class.
February 27, 2025 at 11:02 AM
shit shit shit the robots are going crazy out there and i cant leave my office they tried to electrocute me. i told the dept/office heads to sound the alarm but nobody has access so we locked as many people inside as we could. i cant get a hold of director morris and security are all D class.
i thought drills went brrrr but i keep hearing br br br like short bursts? is that a new kind of drill, i swear we used sonic drills...
February 26, 2025 at 11:18 AM
i thought drills went brrrr but i keep hearing br br br like short bursts? is that a new kind of drill, i swear we used sonic drills...
cant leave my office, theyre doing construction to replace the hallway for "better traffic flow" or whatever. i really wish theyd hurry up, it cant take that long to swap out some walls. all i can hear is people shouting and zapping sounds. ugh, this job is such a pain why do i even work here??
February 26, 2025 at 11:09 AM
cant leave my office, theyre doing construction to replace the hallway for "better traffic flow" or whatever. i really wish theyd hurry up, it cant take that long to swap out some walls. all i can hear is people shouting and zapping sounds. ugh, this job is such a pain why do i even work here??
all level 1 access has been downgraded to level 2 except for the director, all office heads, and myself. yes, i am that special and important to the bureau.
February 25, 2025 at 11:09 AM
all level 1 access has been downgraded to level 2 except for the director, all office heads, and myself. yes, i am that special and important to the bureau.
after the passing of agent thrax, more sentry-bots are being deployed to ensure bureau staff are kept safe from the D agents. i mean sure, they could just retire the D agents, im sure theres a reason they havent. for security. for the bureau.
right?
right?
February 24, 2025 at 11:03 AM
after the passing of agent thrax, more sentry-bots are being deployed to ensure bureau staff are kept safe from the D agents. i mean sure, they could just retire the D agents, im sure theres a reason they havent. for security. for the bureau.
right?
right?
okay, ill admit when im wrong, maybe the D agents arent as funny as i thought and the memorial service for agent thrax will be held at floor 202 of the dept of omni-history at time code 4 between shift changes.
February 23, 2025 at 11:13 AM
okay, ill admit when im wrong, maybe the D agents arent as funny as i thought and the memorial service for agent thrax will be held at floor 202 of the dept of omni-history at time code 4 between shift changes.
big top down decision that only D agents can have weapons inside the bureau. for security. so anybody who has anything above a tier 1 stun rod has to turn that crap in or be retired on the spot, these Ds dont mess around.
February 22, 2025 at 11:03 AM
big top down decision that only D agents can have weapons inside the bureau. for security. so anybody who has anything above a tier 1 stun rod has to turn that crap in or be retired on the spot, these Ds dont mess around.
i got 4th wall insulation put in, maybe ill talk to professor snake lady and see if we can get this fixed.
February 21, 2025 at 11:22 AM
i got 4th wall insulation put in, maybe ill talk to professor snake lady and see if we can get this fixed.
anyway, EX-178-193 are having a temporal war and the bureau is watching to make sure it doesnt spill out into other realities.
February 21, 2025 at 11:06 AM
anyway, EX-178-193 are having a temporal war and the bureau is watching to make sure it doesnt spill out into other realities.
honestly, the crap past the 4th wall is what the bureau should deal with, this stupid thing just keeps narrating at me when i leave my office like a sitcom. at least steve gets to know how much i despise him, so hes been avoiding me.
February 21, 2025 at 11:03 AM
honestly, the crap past the 4th wall is what the bureau should deal with, this stupid thing just keeps narrating at me when i leave my office like a sitcom. at least steve gets to know how much i despise him, so hes been avoiding me.
rocket propelled grenades do nothing our walls are made of cool stuff and we have guns and swords and lasers and particle cannons and disintegrators and atomic disrupters. come at us cookie boy.
February 20, 2025 at 11:10 AM
rocket propelled grenades do nothing our walls are made of cool stuff and we have guns and swords and lasers and particle cannons and disintegrators and atomic disrupters. come at us cookie boy.
we dont do that anymore. the new director even put me, a jenny, in charge of communication! were a good bureau now.
February 20, 2025 at 11:04 AM
we dont do that anymore. the new director even put me, a jenny, in charge of communication! were a good bureau now.
theyre putting in deadlock doors to all employee offices for security reasons and now i have to put in a request for 4th wall insulation because SOMEBODY set this meta thing on me and now all it does is narrate what im doing and saying ALL THE TIME! the 4th wall is there for a reason!
February 20, 2025 at 11:00 AM
theyre putting in deadlock doors to all employee offices for security reasons and now i have to put in a request for 4th wall insulation because SOMEBODY set this meta thing on me and now all it does is narrate what im doing and saying ALL THE TIME! the 4th wall is there for a reason!
magic teleporters have been put on every floor to maintain security, floor managers have access so you cant skip out on bureau time. time is money (in some realities) so get working you layabouts! the bureau has work to do!
February 19, 2025 at 11:02 AM
magic teleporters have been put on every floor to maintain security, floor managers have access so you cant skip out on bureau time. time is money (in some realities) so get working you layabouts! the bureau has work to do!
okay, i know its weird that the break room is closed at exactly time code 5-6 but its for the communication department. sure, im the only one who currently works in it, but thats not my fault i just work here. take it up with the director and stop writing complaints, im the only one who sees them.
February 18, 2025 at 11:07 AM
okay, i know its weird that the break room is closed at exactly time code 5-6 but its for the communication department. sure, im the only one who currently works in it, but thats not my fault i just work here. take it up with the director and stop writing complaints, im the only one who sees them.
the "time calamity janitorial agency" so i dont get into trouble with our legal department.
February 17, 2025 at 11:19 AM
the "time calamity janitorial agency" so i dont get into trouble with our legal department.
the director has decided to end the contract with the time janitor office of whatever theyre called. i guess we dont really need them anymore to patch up time leaks or dimensional holes because that would be infringing on the self governing rights of timelines and were all not about that anymore.
February 17, 2025 at 11:01 AM
the director has decided to end the contract with the time janitor office of whatever theyre called. i guess we dont really need them anymore to patch up time leaks or dimensional holes because that would be infringing on the self governing rights of timelines and were all not about that anymore.
security is handling the problem with D class agents. no touchy the D. in fact dont even look them in the eye(s), they dont take kindly to it. seriously. security is working with gene-tech to fix these problems, just avoid them for now.
February 16, 2025 at 11:07 AM
security is handling the problem with D class agents. no touchy the D. in fact dont even look them in the eye(s), they dont take kindly to it. seriously. security is working with gene-tech to fix these problems, just avoid them for now.
its recommended that bureau staff not approach d class agents as they go about their business due to a series of "incidents". ignore any abnormalities you might see.
February 15, 2025 at 11:06 AM
its recommended that bureau staff not approach d class agents as they go about their business due to a series of "incidents". ignore any abnormalities you might see.
if anyone sees this woman, turn her in, she did crimes and has to be stopped before she crimes again. also, our sketch artist was retired, so i did my best. i better not see any negativity about the art i did. that includes you STEVE i know you see these posts.
February 14, 2025 at 11:01 AM
if anyone sees this woman, turn her in, she did crimes and has to be stopped before she crimes again. also, our sketch artist was retired, so i did my best. i better not see any negativity about the art i did. that includes you STEVE i know you see these posts.
this isnt a rant because im not mad, just disappointed in all the staff saying mean things about me at the hydro coolers when i go on break. i see you snickering in the corner with your dorky friends STEVE.
February 13, 2025 at 11:15 AM
this isnt a rant because im not mad, just disappointed in all the staff saying mean things about me at the hydro coolers when i go on break. i see you snickering in the corner with your dorky friends STEVE.