Bureau of Trans-Reality Security
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Hello Universe. We are an Omniversal Bureau dedicated to the protection of your and many other universes outside of your perceptible reality and beyond. We ask that all sentient beings stay alert for non-native objects, people, or incorporeal beings that may have infiltrated your reality.
with how bad things are at the bureau, id even take a jenny everywhere portal at this point. i just got an email from the directors office. he wants to see me. does he not know whats going on right now? i guess if i can get to the magic teleporter ill be safe. if you dont hear from me it was fun NOT
March 4, 2025 at 11:07 AM
with how bad things are at the bureau, id even take a jenny everywhere portal at this point. i just got an email from the directors office. he wants to see me. does he not know whats going on right now? i guess if i can get to the magic teleporter ill be safe. if you dont hear from me it was fun NOT
the computer system is finally back up and this is getting insane. the lights are out on my floor and i swear i keep hearing whispering at night through the door. the bureau is an absolute mess somebody needs to fix this.
March 3, 2025 at 11:32 AM
the computer system is finally back up and this is getting insane. the lights are out on my floor and i swear i keep hearing whispering at night through the door. the bureau is an absolute mess somebody needs to fix this.
the whole ass bureau just shook and i keep hearing i dont know ghost sounds? how much worse can things here get?? if i find out who did all this...
March 1, 2025 at 11:05 AM
the whole ass bureau just shook and i keep hearing i dont know ghost sounds? how much worse can things here get?? if i find out who did all this...
all i have left is this stupid account and solitaire. were all locked into our rooms, monsters roaming the halls that kill anything that moves. i managed to grab a bunch of double stuff twonkies from the break room so ill probably survive until help arrives. if help arrives. ill update when i can.
February 28, 2025 at 11:01 AM
all i have left is this stupid account and solitaire. were all locked into our rooms, monsters roaming the halls that kill anything that moves. i managed to grab a bunch of double stuff twonkies from the break room so ill probably survive until help arrives. if help arrives. ill update when i can.
shit shit shit the robots are going crazy out there and i cant leave my office they tried to electrocute me. i told the dept/office heads to sound the alarm but nobody has access so we locked as many people inside as we could. i cant get a hold of director morris and security are all D class.
February 27, 2025 at 11:02 AM
shit shit shit the robots are going crazy out there and i cant leave my office they tried to electrocute me. i told the dept/office heads to sound the alarm but nobody has access so we locked as many people inside as we could. i cant get a hold of director morris and security are all D class.
cant leave my office, theyre doing construction to replace the hallway for "better traffic flow" or whatever. i really wish theyd hurry up, it cant take that long to swap out some walls. all i can hear is people shouting and zapping sounds. ugh, this job is such a pain why do i even work here??
February 26, 2025 at 11:09 AM
cant leave my office, theyre doing construction to replace the hallway for "better traffic flow" or whatever. i really wish theyd hurry up, it cant take that long to swap out some walls. all i can hear is people shouting and zapping sounds. ugh, this job is such a pain why do i even work here??
all level 1 access has been downgraded to level 2 except for the director, all office heads, and myself. yes, i am that special and important to the bureau.
February 25, 2025 at 11:09 AM
all level 1 access has been downgraded to level 2 except for the director, all office heads, and myself. yes, i am that special and important to the bureau.
after the passing of agent thrax, more sentry-bots are being deployed to ensure bureau staff are kept safe from the D agents. i mean sure, they could just retire the D agents, im sure theres a reason they havent. for security. for the bureau.
right?
right?
February 24, 2025 at 11:03 AM
after the passing of agent thrax, more sentry-bots are being deployed to ensure bureau staff are kept safe from the D agents. i mean sure, they could just retire the D agents, im sure theres a reason they havent. for security. for the bureau.
right?
right?
okay, ill admit when im wrong, maybe the D agents arent as funny as i thought and the memorial service for agent thrax will be held at floor 202 of the dept of omni-history at time code 4 between shift changes.
February 23, 2025 at 11:13 AM
okay, ill admit when im wrong, maybe the D agents arent as funny as i thought and the memorial service for agent thrax will be held at floor 202 of the dept of omni-history at time code 4 between shift changes.
big top down decision that only D agents can have weapons inside the bureau. for security. so anybody who has anything above a tier 1 stun rod has to turn that crap in or be retired on the spot, these Ds dont mess around.
February 22, 2025 at 11:03 AM
big top down decision that only D agents can have weapons inside the bureau. for security. so anybody who has anything above a tier 1 stun rod has to turn that crap in or be retired on the spot, these Ds dont mess around.
honestly, the crap past the 4th wall is what the bureau should deal with, this stupid thing just keeps narrating at me when i leave my office like a sitcom. at least steve gets to know how much i despise him, so hes been avoiding me.
February 21, 2025 at 11:03 AM
honestly, the crap past the 4th wall is what the bureau should deal with, this stupid thing just keeps narrating at me when i leave my office like a sitcom. at least steve gets to know how much i despise him, so hes been avoiding me.
theyre putting in deadlock doors to all employee offices for security reasons and now i have to put in a request for 4th wall insulation because SOMEBODY set this meta thing on me and now all it does is narrate what im doing and saying ALL THE TIME! the 4th wall is there for a reason!
February 20, 2025 at 11:00 AM
theyre putting in deadlock doors to all employee offices for security reasons and now i have to put in a request for 4th wall insulation because SOMEBODY set this meta thing on me and now all it does is narrate what im doing and saying ALL THE TIME! the 4th wall is there for a reason!
magic teleporters have been put on every floor to maintain security, floor managers have access so you cant skip out on bureau time. time is money (in some realities) so get working you layabouts! the bureau has work to do!
February 19, 2025 at 11:02 AM
magic teleporters have been put on every floor to maintain security, floor managers have access so you cant skip out on bureau time. time is money (in some realities) so get working you layabouts! the bureau has work to do!
okay, i know its weird that the break room is closed at exactly time code 5-6 but its for the communication department. sure, im the only one who currently works in it, but thats not my fault i just work here. take it up with the director and stop writing complaints, im the only one who sees them.
February 18, 2025 at 11:07 AM
okay, i know its weird that the break room is closed at exactly time code 5-6 but its for the communication department. sure, im the only one who currently works in it, but thats not my fault i just work here. take it up with the director and stop writing complaints, im the only one who sees them.
the director has decided to end the contract with the time janitor office of whatever theyre called. i guess we dont really need them anymore to patch up time leaks or dimensional holes because that would be infringing on the self governing rights of timelines and were all not about that anymore.
February 17, 2025 at 11:01 AM
the director has decided to end the contract with the time janitor office of whatever theyre called. i guess we dont really need them anymore to patch up time leaks or dimensional holes because that would be infringing on the self governing rights of timelines and were all not about that anymore.
security is handling the problem with D class agents. no touchy the D. in fact dont even look them in the eye(s), they dont take kindly to it. seriously. security is working with gene-tech to fix these problems, just avoid them for now.
February 16, 2025 at 11:07 AM
security is handling the problem with D class agents. no touchy the D. in fact dont even look them in the eye(s), they dont take kindly to it. seriously. security is working with gene-tech to fix these problems, just avoid them for now.
its recommended that bureau staff not approach d class agents as they go about their business due to a series of "incidents". ignore any abnormalities you might see.
February 15, 2025 at 11:06 AM
its recommended that bureau staff not approach d class agents as they go about their business due to a series of "incidents". ignore any abnormalities you might see.
if anyone sees this woman, turn her in, she did crimes and has to be stopped before she crimes again. also, our sketch artist was retired, so i did my best. i better not see any negativity about the art i did. that includes you STEVE i know you see these posts.
February 14, 2025 at 11:01 AM
if anyone sees this woman, turn her in, she did crimes and has to be stopped before she crimes again. also, our sketch artist was retired, so i did my best. i better not see any negativity about the art i did. that includes you STEVE i know you see these posts.
i know that many people in the bureau might think that its "controversial" for a jenny nowhere to be so close to the director of a place meant to secure realities, but come on, how much influence can one person have? i mean, its not like im a weird narcissist who has some master plan or whatever...
February 13, 2025 at 11:10 AM
i know that many people in the bureau might think that its "controversial" for a jenny nowhere to be so close to the director of a place meant to secure realities, but come on, how much influence can one person have? i mean, its not like im a weird narcissist who has some master plan or whatever...
getting around the bureau has been a hassle, so were installing warp crystals to connect the floors. managers and team leaders are the only ones who can access them and also me, because i like being able to get to the break room whenever i want. the food is amazing, they get it all from chef-world.
February 12, 2025 at 11:06 AM
getting around the bureau has been a hassle, so were installing warp crystals to connect the floors. managers and team leaders are the only ones who can access them and also me, because i like being able to get to the break room whenever i want. the food is amazing, they get it all from chef-world.
we are developing new robots to secure bigger depts with more employees. you can tell theyre more advanced because theyre red instead of blue.
February 11, 2025 at 11:04 AM
we are developing new robots to secure bigger depts with more employees. you can tell theyre more advanced because theyre red instead of blue.
we are replacing the once ICONIC M class agents with the new D class, this falls in line with other organizations. im a fan only because of all the D jokes you can make. director morris really nailed it, honestly. plus these D class are specially trained for the bureaus new goals.
February 10, 2025 at 11:02 AM
we are replacing the once ICONIC M class agents with the new D class, this falls in line with other organizations. im a fan only because of all the D jokes you can make. director morris really nailed it, honestly. plus these D class are specially trained for the bureaus new goals.
now that the review of all employees is done, the director has decided that we need cute little robots to keep all the staff at the bureau safe. theyre just little guys who make sure that everyone at the bureau is doing all the work that the director has ordered. including decorating! awwww! cute!
February 9, 2025 at 11:03 AM
now that the review of all employees is done, the director has decided that we need cute little robots to keep all the staff at the bureau safe. theyre just little guys who make sure that everyone at the bureau is doing all the work that the director has ordered. including decorating! awwww! cute!
i finally got them to decorate my office. this whole place needs some better decor in general, too much of a brutalist government look. are we the bureau of control or the bureau of trans-reality security? the multiverses are diverse and we should reflect that. maybe more fantasy styles?
February 8, 2025 at 11:03 AM
i finally got them to decorate my office. this whole place needs some better decor in general, too much of a brutalist government look. are we the bureau of control or the bureau of trans-reality security? the multiverses are diverse and we should reflect that. maybe more fantasy styles?
weve set up the department of reality cultivation to ethically maintain new realities even if theyre timelines that end up in the chaos. not their fault, plus who knows how many pretzels theyll twist into each other to make new mini multiverses. gotta wait and see. a bit of growth never hurt anyone.
February 7, 2025 at 11:01 AM
weve set up the department of reality cultivation to ethically maintain new realities even if theyre timelines that end up in the chaos. not their fault, plus who knows how many pretzels theyll twist into each other to make new mini multiverses. gotta wait and see. a bit of growth never hurt anyone.