i thought drills went brrrr but i keep hearing br br br like short bursts? is that a new kind of drill, i swear we used sonic drills...

i got 4th wall insulation put in, maybe ill talk to professor snake lady and see if we can get this fixed.

anyway, EX-178-193 are having a temporal war and the bureau is watching to make sure it doesnt spill out into other realities.

rocket propelled grenades do nothing our walls are made of cool stuff and we have guns and swords and lasers and particle cannons and disintegrators and atomic disrupters. come at us cookie boy.

we dont do that anymore. the new director even put me, a jenny, in charge of communication! were a good bureau now.

the "time calamity janitorial agency" so i dont get into trouble with our legal department.

this isnt a rant because im not mad, just disappointed in all the staff saying mean things about me at the hydro coolers when i go on break. i see you snickering in the corner with your dorky friends STEVE.