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Jeff Granger
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Reds, Devils, Dolphins, Syracuse. Union hockey. DC Comics. Doctor Who. Already thinking about my next tattoo. Father of Twins. Still married to my first wife.
I’m filling up my travel Bingo card quickly- last week I left my phone in a cab (but got it back), and now I just lost my passport (but got it back.) Now we get to fly back into a winter storm, so there will be all kinds of opportunities!
December 2, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Happy Thanksgiving from Ireland, where they call it “Thursday” The Irish may not celebrate Thanksgiving, but they damn well celebrate Black Friday.
November 27, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Reposted by Jeff Granger
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Pass it on!!

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Gmail can read your emails and attachments to train its AI, unless you opt out
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November 21, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Now pitching for the Blue Jays, Latham NY’s favorite son, Jeff Hoffman
November 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Reposted by Jeff Granger
Nucivorous [nyoo-SIV-ur-rus]
(adj.)
- (of animals) gaining sustenance primarily or exclusively from nuts.

Use:
“Unable to endure Aunt Penumbra’s frenzied triturations a moment longer, Uncle Eustace reposited her in the garden shed with sufficient nuts to appease her nucivorous cravings.”
October 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Well, it's officially hockey season. Baseball is done until Spring Training.
October 2, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I did my part for the Reds tonight- I had Skyline for dinner.
October 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Some questionable play calling by Syracuse. They had better hold on!
September 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Steven Spielberg was born in Cincinnati. I'm just saying...
September 20, 2025 at 1:07 AM
John Sadak laying in to "The Best Fans in Baseball*" Love to hear it.
September 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I’m in Toronto for Fan Expo Canada, but we took inside trip to the Hockey Hall of Fame to visit an old friend- Lord Stanley. Notice I’m representing Toronto’s favorite son!
August 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Lux is on #CycleWatch
August 19, 2025 at 2:09 AM
ANDY GRANDY!!!
August 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Happy birthday to Mike Trout!

(And also to my wife🥳)
August 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
John “Slumpbuster” Sadak strikes again!
August 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I'm a Reds fan first. Fuck the Dodgers.
July 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The great social equalizer for Major League Baseball fans: bobbleheads. Today is David Wright bobblehead day and the lines to get in are halfway to Brooklyn. If I weren’t trying to snag one for my nephew I’d go sit in my car with the AC running until they died down.
July 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Heading out to Citi Field. Let’s go Reds!
July 20, 2025 at 11:24 AM
My wife and I are going to the Reds game in NYC tomorrow. I wonder if I'll be allowed to bring a broom?
July 20, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The "Greatest Rivalry" does not exist for any sport. If it doesn't include my team then I don't care. That's the same sentiment for roughly 100% of fans. It's just a marketing gimmick to attract eyeballs.
What’s the best rivalry in college football? There’s been a lot of debate about The Athletic’s top 100 earlier this week, so it’s time for readers to have their say, too.

What we learned from nearly 3,000 responses: http://dlvr.it/TLsfPR
July 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The Reds usually make hacks look like Cy Young winners. Tonight, they're making a Cy Young winner look like a hack 🤔
July 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
What a great slide by Espinal!
July 3, 2025 at 1:24 AM
It's actually Tito's fault- if only he had put in a left fielder who is 15 feet tall, the no-hitter would still be in effect.
June 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Nick Martinez makes TWO relief appearances between starts, and then takes a no-hitter into the ninth. That man is a stud!
June 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM