Jeff Granger
@jellybabies.uk
Reds, Devils, Dolphins, Syracuse. Union hockey. DC Comics. Doctor Who. Already thinking about my next tattoo. Father of Twins. Still married to my first wife.
I’m filling up my travel Bingo card quickly- last week I left my phone in a cab (but got it back), and now I just lost my passport (but got it back.) Now we get to fly back into a winter storm, so there will be all kinds of opportunities!
December 2, 2025 at 10:11 AM
I’m filling up my travel Bingo card quickly- last week I left my phone in a cab (but got it back), and now I just lost my passport (but got it back.) Now we get to fly back into a winter storm, so there will be all kinds of opportunities!
Happy Thanksgiving from Ireland, where they call it “Thursday” The Irish may not celebrate Thanksgiving, but they damn well celebrate Black Friday.
November 27, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Happy Thanksgiving from Ireland, where they call it “Thursday” The Irish may not celebrate Thanksgiving, but they damn well celebrate Black Friday.
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Gmail users!!
They've turned on AI scraping by default now...Here's how to turn it off.
Pass it on!!
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They've turned on AI scraping by default now...Here's how to turn it off.
Pass it on!!
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
Gmail can read your emails and attachments to train its AI, unless you opt out
A new Gmail update may allow Google to use your private messages and attachments for AI training. Here's how to turn it off.
www.malwarebytes.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Gmail users!!
They've turned on AI scraping by default now...Here's how to turn it off.
Pass it on!!
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
They've turned on AI scraping by default now...Here's how to turn it off.
Pass it on!!
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
Now pitching for the Blue Jays, Latham NY’s favorite son, Jeff Hoffman
November 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Now pitching for the Blue Jays, Latham NY’s favorite son, Jeff Hoffman
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Nucivorous [nyoo-SIV-ur-rus]
(adj.)
- (of animals) gaining sustenance primarily or exclusively from nuts.
Use:
“Unable to endure Aunt Penumbra’s frenzied triturations a moment longer, Uncle Eustace reposited her in the garden shed with sufficient nuts to appease her nucivorous cravings.”
(adj.)
- (of animals) gaining sustenance primarily or exclusively from nuts.
Use:
“Unable to endure Aunt Penumbra’s frenzied triturations a moment longer, Uncle Eustace reposited her in the garden shed with sufficient nuts to appease her nucivorous cravings.”
October 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Nucivorous [nyoo-SIV-ur-rus]
(adj.)
- (of animals) gaining sustenance primarily or exclusively from nuts.
Use:
“Unable to endure Aunt Penumbra’s frenzied triturations a moment longer, Uncle Eustace reposited her in the garden shed with sufficient nuts to appease her nucivorous cravings.”
(adj.)
- (of animals) gaining sustenance primarily or exclusively from nuts.
Use:
“Unable to endure Aunt Penumbra’s frenzied triturations a moment longer, Uncle Eustace reposited her in the garden shed with sufficient nuts to appease her nucivorous cravings.”
Well, it's officially hockey season. Baseball is done until Spring Training.
October 2, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Well, it's officially hockey season. Baseball is done until Spring Training.
I did my part for the Reds tonight- I had Skyline for dinner.
October 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I did my part for the Reds tonight- I had Skyline for dinner.
Some questionable play calling by Syracuse. They had better hold on!
September 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Some questionable play calling by Syracuse. They had better hold on!
Steven Spielberg was born in Cincinnati. I'm just saying...
September 20, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Steven Spielberg was born in Cincinnati. I'm just saying...
John Sadak laying in to "The Best Fans in Baseball*" Love to hear it.
September 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
John Sadak laying in to "The Best Fans in Baseball*" Love to hear it.
I’m in Toronto for Fan Expo Canada, but we took inside trip to the Hockey Hall of Fame to visit an old friend- Lord Stanley. Notice I’m representing Toronto’s favorite son!
August 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I’m in Toronto for Fan Expo Canada, but we took inside trip to the Hockey Hall of Fame to visit an old friend- Lord Stanley. Notice I’m representing Toronto’s favorite son!
Happy birthday to Mike Trout!
(And also to my wife🥳)
(And also to my wife🥳)
August 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Happy birthday to Mike Trout!
(And also to my wife🥳)
(And also to my wife🥳)
John “Slumpbuster” Sadak strikes again!
August 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
John “Slumpbuster” Sadak strikes again!
I'm a Reds fan first. Fuck the Dodgers.
July 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I'm a Reds fan first. Fuck the Dodgers.
The great social equalizer for Major League Baseball fans: bobbleheads. Today is David Wright bobblehead day and the lines to get in are halfway to Brooklyn. If I weren’t trying to snag one for my nephew I’d go sit in my car with the AC running until they died down.
July 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The great social equalizer for Major League Baseball fans: bobbleheads. Today is David Wright bobblehead day and the lines to get in are halfway to Brooklyn. If I weren’t trying to snag one for my nephew I’d go sit in my car with the AC running until they died down.
Heading out to Citi Field. Let’s go Reds!
July 20, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Heading out to Citi Field. Let’s go Reds!
My wife and I are going to the Reds game in NYC tomorrow. I wonder if I'll be allowed to bring a broom?
July 20, 2025 at 12:03 AM
My wife and I are going to the Reds game in NYC tomorrow. I wonder if I'll be allowed to bring a broom?
The "Greatest Rivalry" does not exist for any sport. If it doesn't include my team then I don't care. That's the same sentiment for roughly 100% of fans. It's just a marketing gimmick to attract eyeballs.
What’s the best rivalry in college football? There’s been a lot of debate about The Athletic’s top 100 earlier this week, so it’s time for readers to have their say, too.
What we learned from nearly 3,000 responses: http://dlvr.it/TLsfPR
What we learned from nearly 3,000 responses: http://dlvr.it/TLsfPR
July 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The "Greatest Rivalry" does not exist for any sport. If it doesn't include my team then I don't care. That's the same sentiment for roughly 100% of fans. It's just a marketing gimmick to attract eyeballs.
The Reds usually make hacks look like Cy Young winners. Tonight, they're making a Cy Young winner look like a hack 🤔
July 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The Reds usually make hacks look like Cy Young winners. Tonight, they're making a Cy Young winner look like a hack 🤔
What a great slide by Espinal!
July 3, 2025 at 1:24 AM
What a great slide by Espinal!
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Christian Faith An Important Part Of Who Senator Pretends To Be
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Christian Faith An Important Part Of Who Senator Pretends To Be
WASHINGTON—Stressing that the facade informs nearly every aspect of his daily life, Sen. Josh Hawley (R-MO) told reporters Thursday that his Christian faith is an important part of who he pretends to be. “Whether I’m delivering a speech calling for theocracy in front of dozens of cameras or talking to my children at the kitchen table […]
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June 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Christian Faith An Important Part Of Who Senator Pretends To Be
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It's actually Tito's fault- if only he had put in a left fielder who is 15 feet tall, the no-hitter would still be in effect.
June 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
It's actually Tito's fault- if only he had put in a left fielder who is 15 feet tall, the no-hitter would still be in effect.
Nick Martinez makes TWO relief appearances between starts, and then takes a no-hitter into the ninth. That man is a stud!
June 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Nick Martinez makes TWO relief appearances between starts, and then takes a no-hitter into the ninth. That man is a stud!