Jen Kronewitter
@jeknitter.bsky.social
Chicago girl • Pittie mom • Yarn obsessed
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I’ll never understand how people in the city of Chicago can set off basically professional level fireworks nightly. My poor dog 😞
June 29, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I’ll never understand how people in the city of Chicago can set off basically professional level fireworks nightly. My poor dog 😞
AirPods are dead. I have to do this commute with no distractions! 😩
June 3, 2025 at 12:06 PM
AirPods are dead. I have to do this commute with no distractions! 😩
I over ordered my lunch and now I’m fighting for my life to eat enough of this salad to make it look like I made a dent.
April 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I over ordered my lunch and now I’m fighting for my life to eat enough of this salad to make it look like I made a dent.
Sometimes I post on Facebook (rare these days) and then I immediately regret it but now people have commented so I can’t delete it!
April 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Sometimes I post on Facebook (rare these days) and then I immediately regret it but now people have commented so I can’t delete it!
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Please repeat over and over:
“Bending to the whims of a bully will not end his cruelty. It will only embolden him. The response to authoritarianism isn’t acquiescence. Bullies respond to one thing, and one thing only: a punch in the face.”
—Gov. JB Pritzker
“Bending to the whims of a bully will not end his cruelty. It will only embolden him. The response to authoritarianism isn’t acquiescence. Bullies respond to one thing, and one thing only: a punch in the face.”
—Gov. JB Pritzker
April 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Please repeat over and over:
“Bending to the whims of a bully will not end his cruelty. It will only embolden him. The response to authoritarianism isn’t acquiescence. Bullies respond to one thing, and one thing only: a punch in the face.”
—Gov. JB Pritzker
“Bending to the whims of a bully will not end his cruelty. It will only embolden him. The response to authoritarianism isn’t acquiescence. Bullies respond to one thing, and one thing only: a punch in the face.”
—Gov. JB Pritzker
Why do I have the worst luck with Ubers? Who did I piss off?
April 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Why do I have the worst luck with Ubers? Who did I piss off?
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They were careless people, Tom and Daisy- they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.
-FS Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby, published 4/10/1925.
-FS Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby, published 4/10/1925.
April 10, 2025 at 12:32 PM
They were careless people, Tom and Daisy- they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.
-FS Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby, published 4/10/1925.
-FS Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby, published 4/10/1925.
On my 5000 rewatch of Sex and the City and Carrie really should’ve seen the massive red flags with Berger immediately.
March 30, 2025 at 7:55 PM
On my 5000 rewatch of Sex and the City and Carrie really should’ve seen the massive red flags with Berger immediately.
Nothing more humbling than having to run to catch the train and then hyperventilating once you sit down. 😮💨
March 26, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Nothing more humbling than having to run to catch the train and then hyperventilating once you sit down. 😮💨
I’ve been coughing non-stop all day and no meds helped. Come home, pour one glass of red wine and the cough immediately stops. Just hoping I can help someone with this information.
March 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I’ve been coughing non-stop all day and no meds helped. Come home, pour one glass of red wine and the cough immediately stops. Just hoping I can help someone with this information.
Took Tamiflu and seeing videos of the side effects I now feel like a ticking time bomb. Vomiting and hallucinations! Can’t wait!!
March 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Took Tamiflu and seeing videos of the side effects I now feel like a ticking time bomb. Vomiting and hallucinations! Can’t wait!!
What is everyone watching instead of the SOTU tonight? I’m thinking Paradise and then Schitts Creek.
March 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
What is everyone watching instead of the SOTU tonight? I’m thinking Paradise and then Schitts Creek.
Pilot just called it Gulf of America 🤦♀️
February 26, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Pilot just called it Gulf of America 🤦♀️
Time to play the game of is my bag over weight! It’s gonna be close, folks!
February 26, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Time to play the game of is my bag over weight! It’s gonna be close, folks!
I finally left the house this winter and the guy next to me has been in the bathroom for 30 min now while his gf claims he has the flu. So…I’m outta here. Wtf!!
February 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I finally left the house this winter and the guy next to me has been in the bathroom for 30 min now while his gf claims he has the flu. So…I’m outta here. Wtf!!
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Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere
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February 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere
theonion.com/numerous-tea...
theonion.com/numerous-tea...
The amount of times I make a full cup of coffee without putting the mug down first should be studied.
February 18, 2025 at 2:06 PM
The amount of times I make a full cup of coffee without putting the mug down first should be studied.
Never good when the train station smells like vomit and the smell is strongest by your train. 😷
February 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Never good when the train station smells like vomit and the smell is strongest by your train. 😷
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I’m just saying it feels like this level of sustained anxiety should be burning more calories than this
February 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I’m just saying it feels like this level of sustained anxiety should be burning more calories than this
I actually ate ALL of the lettuce I bought before it went bad. Who am I?
February 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I actually ate ALL of the lettuce I bought before it went bad. Who am I?
Whew. Thank god that’s over.
February 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Whew. Thank god that’s over.
On the bright side I did all the dishes, walked the dog and got ready for bed. I may mute the tv and read for a bit to salvage the night.
February 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
On the bright side I did all the dishes, walked the dog and got ready for bed. I may mute the tv and read for a bit to salvage the night.
Turns out the Chiefs offense decided to boycott the game
February 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Turns out the Chiefs offense decided to boycott the game