Jen
@jekesta.bsky.social
hello and such.
Things I like include and are not limited to: snooker, beatles, cake, fandom, feminism, the a-team, pesto, prisoner cellblock h, space, colour and trees. My favourite animal is an otter, and my favourite beatle is a paul.
Things I like include and are not limited to: snooker, beatles, cake, fandom, feminism, the a-team, pesto, prisoner cellblock h, space, colour and trees. My favourite animal is an otter, and my favourite beatle is a paul.
Sunlight is the best film I've seen this year, and that means nothing because I don't really watch or like films, but all the same, a thousand times good.
October 11, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Sunlight is the best film I've seen this year, and that means nothing because I don't really watch or like films, but all the same, a thousand times good.
I loved every second of heads of state, basically perfect, I don't see why you would make other films.
August 10, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I loved every second of heads of state, basically perfect, I don't see why you would make other films.
I made January's cake again, and frankly it was very noble that I waited this long!
June 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I made January's cake again, and frankly it was very noble that I waited this long!
this month's cake is a lemon meringue cake, which it is hard to get a good photo of, but which is a perfect sticky messy loveliness of good things.
May 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
this month's cake is a lemon meringue cake, which it is hard to get a good photo of, but which is a perfect sticky messy loveliness of good things.
Victoria Shi, [Zhao's] manager, commented: “I told him, ‘No one died, and you still have yourself. You made what is likely the biggest mistake of your life, so learn from it and it will make you a stronger person. This should be a benefit.’” newsflash.one
May 8, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Victoria Shi, [Zhao's] manager, commented: “I told him, ‘No one died, and you still have yourself. You made what is likely the biggest mistake of your life, so learn from it and it will make you a stronger person. This should be a benefit.’” newsflash.one
Also, Zhou winning means Ali Carter is knocked out of the top sixteen. Good. Perfect. And in the one year list, we have this - Higgins! Zhao! Williams! My heart my heart.
May 6, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Also, Zhou winning means Ali Carter is knocked out of the top sixteen. Good. Perfect. And in the one year list, we have this - Higgins! Zhao! Williams! My heart my heart.
Look at this nonsense. The One True Top Three all hanging out in the top six because nobody else can be bothered. Ding snuggled up there with them, because he's basically Hendry's replacement. I love them.
May 6, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Look at this nonsense. The One True Top Three all hanging out in the top six because nobody else can be bothered. Ding snuggled up there with them, because he's basically Hendry's replacement. I love them.
I love him I love him I love him. I don't understand the lack of Hendry, did China steal him for their coverage???? But I'm happiness that Mark J took those 4 frames purely so we wouldn't have Shaun Murphy commentating on the win. The BEAUTIFUL very GOOD win. OH MY GOD.
May 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I love him I love him I love him. I don't understand the lack of Hendry, did China steal him for their coverage???? But I'm happiness that Mark J took those 4 frames purely so we wouldn't have Shaun Murphy commentating on the win. The BEAUTIFUL very GOOD win. OH MY GOD.
And Zhou (basing this more on his bowtie than his vibes) would probably be:
May 4, 2025 at 9:53 AM
And Zhou (basing this more on his bowtie than his vibes) would probably be:
Although actually, if you were going to assign dragons to all the chinese and welsh players individually, which you should absolutely definitely do, then MJW would be more:
May 4, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Although actually, if you were going to assign dragons to all the chinese and welsh players individually, which you should absolutely definitely do, then MJW would be more:
I like that the snooker final is wales vs china, but instead of leaning heavily into their country's proud mythologies, we've ended up with 'welsh potting machine (don't call me that)' vs 'cyclone'. Pft.
May 4, 2025 at 9:36 AM
I like that the snooker final is wales vs china, but instead of leaning heavily into their country's proud mythologies, we've ended up with 'welsh potting machine (don't call me that)' vs 'cyclone'. Pft.
Also I remembered yesterday that they used to call Judd "Haircut 100" because of his (admittedly ridiculous) young person hair. Look at him now with his boring nothing of a haircut. Look at Selby and Wilson, EVEN WORSE. Men need to sort themselves out.
May 1, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Also I remembered yesterday that they used to call Judd "Haircut 100" because of his (admittedly ridiculous) young person hair. Look at him now with his boring nothing of a haircut. Look at Selby and Wilson, EVEN WORSE. Men need to sort themselves out.
I don't like judd trump, but I like that the world snooker website have made it look like Selby and Wilson are (judgey greyhounds) a barrier of EVIL and Trump is (the plucky labrador) our last best hope for free flowing enjoyable snooker.
May 1, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I don't like judd trump, but I like that the world snooker website have made it look like Selby and Wilson are (judgey greyhounds) a barrier of EVIL and Trump is (the plucky labrador) our last best hope for free flowing enjoyable snooker.
I missed the morning snooker, did they show footage of Mark J being told he was in the wrong chair and having to shift over?
April 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I missed the morning snooker, did they show footage of Mark J being told he was in the wrong chair and having to shift over?
Much as I do appreciate the live match monitor on world snooker, I need 'shot taken' to start differentiating between 'played safe' and 'missed a pot leaving his opponent in perfect position on the next red'.
April 27, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Much as I do appreciate the live match monitor on world snooker, I need 'shot taken' to start differentiating between 'played safe' and 'missed a pot leaving his opponent in perfect position on the next red'.
Absolutely. And not everyone is a #snooker fan but if you are the WORLD SNOOKER website, maybe you should be capitalising the family name of all your players or none of your players. Higgins is playing Xiao, not Guodong.
April 26, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Absolutely. And not everyone is a #snooker fan but if you are the WORLD SNOOKER website, maybe you should be capitalising the family name of all your players or none of your players. Higgins is playing Xiao, not Guodong.
What a fucking insane victory actually, what a beautiful fucking day yesterday was.
April 18, 2025 at 8:17 AM
What a fucking insane victory actually, what a beautiful fucking day yesterday was.
March pudding! make it now. make it forever. oh my god. ( www.nigella.com/recipes/Capp... )
March 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
March pudding! make it now. make it forever. oh my god. ( www.nigella.com/recipes/Capp... )
a bottle I thought was a duck.
March 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
a bottle I thought was a duck.
All my numbers became round today and it pleases me
February 6, 2025 at 7:56 AM
All my numbers became round today and it pleases me