Massive near full page in black on BBC News website and app. Plus additional articles on Angela Rayner. Fair dos so we can also expect similar column inches on Nigel Farage’s avoidance of property tax as featured in today’s Guardian?

Putin: I keep all of eastern Ukraine and they never join NATO. Or the pictures will be released.
Trump: OK your highness.

That’s probably under 2 minutes!

With a half-brick? But seriously I’m really dismayed that a sitting Labour MP for a Liverpool seat is under a serious (poll) challenge from Fagash and Reform Ltd?? I can only hope they’re in their zenith and the only way from now on is down.

“EU locks out the UK..” 🤔 I wonder why that is?

Happy Brexit Day everyone! 🥳 Those sunlit uplands are looking warm and bright.. like stale ciggie smoke wafting above a nicotine-stained Farage. What joy!

Can anyone tell me what these little black flies are and how to get rid? Seem to be everywhere in my house, even in rooms without plants. Bloody nuisance if nothing else!

Ah yes, the cream of the Tory crop here. All having had their collective “gall” removed so as to be front and centre of the farmers demonstration.

Never forget..