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Jeff Jirsa
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Infrastructure, Databases, Dog pictures, Travel Pictures,

Live, unsolicited, low context posts during Steelers game instead of yelling at the TV.
If the Dodgers pull this out, Muncy may be the actual MVP
November 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
How many more misses until the chiefs cut Butker ?
October 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
TJ Watt has to make that tackle
September 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
That’s it

Summer’s over for the PNW
September 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Still true.

Enjoy your day, Swifties.
I’ve always been a fan of the music, but my favorite thing about Taylor Swift is how ridiculously happy the fans get every time she announces new stuff.
August 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I’ve always been a fan of the music, but my favorite thing about Taylor Swift is how ridiculously happy the fans get every time she announces new stuff.
August 12, 2025 at 5:19 AM
LLMs gonna have to go back to the 90s and relearn all the things search engines had to do to combat “SEO” the past 25 years
After all these reports of authors adding language instructions for LLM reviews in their papers I wanted to check this myself and I downloaded the .tex source from one of these papers.

Here is an example.
(I will not share the identity of the paper)
July 6, 2025 at 8:22 PM
How long until the Elon / Thiel connection tanks the Palantir deal?
June 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
The single most useful piece of content I find myself sharing with people at work is this @simonsinek.bsky.social video on performance and trust. The few minutes before this video also resonate,
but leadership teams really need to think about this segment.

youtu.be/PTo9e3ILmms?...
Simon Sinek - Trust vs Performance (Must Watch!)
YouTube video by Gabe Villamizar
youtu.be
May 1, 2025 at 3:13 PM
@ifesdjeen.bsky.social you know what you should do next …
I was incredibly flattered by Marc Brooker posting about decomposing Aurora DSQL into Execute/Order/Validate/Persist brooker.co.za/blog/2... , and now Mosha Pasumansky also posted about decomposing Firebolt too www.firebolt.io/blog... 😊
April 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
🤔
April 9, 2025 at 5:59 AM
WSB trying to make “Orange Monday” a thing
April 7, 2025 at 4:23 AM
The most wholesome Reddit post I’ve seen in years. Every response was sincere instead of sarcasm or trolling.
April 3, 2025 at 6:29 AM
It’s really my own fault but sharing so nobody else makes the same mistake. The Costco premixed cocktails are bad and not worth any amount of money, no matter how cheap and easy they appear to be.
March 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Reposted by Jeff Jirsa
Sometimes it takes a while, but markets ultimately sniff out the bullshit.
March 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
dbanach.com/sisyphus.htm

“One must imagine Sisyphus happy”
March 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Steelers fans unhappy right now
December 25, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Patterson is too slow to be returning kickoffs in 2024
December 25, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Moon over Seattle tonight
December 15, 2024 at 4:16 AM
If you’re Harbaugh, what do you do about Justin Tucker?
December 1, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Sunset in Redondo

Hard to see, but a few dolphins rolled through.
December 1, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Seattle status
November 20, 2024 at 5:36 AM
Two coworkers in the last 6 months have told me how old I look compared to the photo of me the month I joined apple … rough.
September 5, 2023 at 12:21 PM
August 15, 2023 at 12:24 PM
She’s out
August 15, 2023 at 3:13 AM