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guys i solved the hallucination problem
it feels illegal whenever i google a hot actor and she was born in 1997. like is she even 18?
January 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
if you see this, post a bridge from your gallery
January 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
BREAKING: jd vance signs a vice executive order to legalize heterosectional marriage
January 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Breaking: AWS develops groundbreaking tech that cools EC2 instances to nearly absolute zero.
January 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
every time it turn on the tv there’s milk propaganda
January 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
how can we know if this is the real melania
January 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
the world has ended, but i'm almost done implementing recursion in #syntran
January 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
abolish the tsa
Bin Laden has won, in airports of the world every day. I had a little jar of honey, now thrown away by rule-bound dundridges. STUPID waste.
January 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
i’m glad that trump seems to be obsessed with flip flopping on tiktok on day 1 instead of purging dissidents
January 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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a stunning victory tonight for the geriatrics. good thing there’s only minor problems to deal with now
January 19, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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Living in NYC is scary because you’ll see a big rat and think “wow that’s a big rat”
January 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
ok i guess i have to use ig reels now

i just started scrolling and i’ve seen like 5 butt plug videos in 10 minutes wtf
January 19, 2025 at 4:56 AM
guys i solved the hallucination problem
January 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
wsl in the streets

templeos in the sheets
Windows in the streets.

Linux in the sheets.
January 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
josh hawley just said that tiktok can read your text messages

that’s false

and even if it were true, that would be a critical bug on apple/android’s end for failing to sandbox 3rd party apps from your messages
January 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
jenkins programmers be like:

pipeline { stage { stages { stage { steps { step { script { echo “hello world” }}}}}}}
January 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
who up one eyed jacking it
January 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
i’ve had it with pumpkin spice lattes. i want a butter chicken latte
January 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
don’t forget to update tiktok in the appstore. you might never be able to again starting sunday
January 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
nice nice
January 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
January 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Cal.: yes
January 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
who up pinging they humidifier on poob
Shopping for a humidifier, and all the best-of lists want me to get a smart one. No. I do not want to chat with my humidifier. I do not want to have to download an app to use my humidifier. I will not ping my humidifier on Poob
January 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
life hack: for a healthy, low sodium salad, you can make your own dressing from olive oil, ammonia, and seasoning
January 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
the bots if i switched my bluesky profile to private
January 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM