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Jeff
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Fan of heavy metal and hard rock music fan of Chicago Cubs bears Tennessee Titans 80s music
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RIP, Ozzy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3b6...
BLACK SABBATH - "War Pigs" (Live Video)
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July 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Alabama Governor Signs New ‘Heartbeat Bill’ Lowering State’s Age Of Consent
Alabama Governor Signs New ‘Heartbeat Bill’ Lowering State’s Age Of Consent
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July 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Ozzy Osbourne meets Paul McCartney for the first time, 2001.
July 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Wow. He’s actually gone. Rest in peace, Prince of Darkness. news.sky.com/story/ozzy-o...
Ozzy Osbourne dies just weeks after farewell show
The heavy metal star reunited with his Black Sabbath bandmates on stage at Villa Park earlier in July.
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July 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Lack Of Concrete Dinner Plans Leaves Power Vacuum Filled By Radical Pro-Tapas Fanatics theonion.com/lack-of...
Lack Of Concrete Dinner Plans Leaves Power Vacuum Filled By Radical Pro-Tapas Fanatics
July 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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“Whack-for-my-daddy-o... ☘️”

#Metallica #M72Tampa #MetOnTour
Metallica: Whiskey in the Jar (Tampa, FL - June 8, 2025)
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June 30, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them

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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American people wouldn’t notice them. “Don’t make any sudden movements, or they’ll spot us,” Rep. Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) said out of the corner of his mouth, […]
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June 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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CEO’s Skill Set Transferable To Any Job That Requires Dumbass To Receive Big Salary theonion.com/ceo-s-s...
CEO’s Skill Set Transferable To Any Job That Requires Dumbass To Receive Big Salary
June 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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No One Sure Why Kristi Noem Wearing Firefighter Helmet, Night-Vision Goggles, High Heels, Wet Suit theonion.com/no-one-...
No One Sure Why Kristi Noem Wearing Firefighter Helmet, Night-Vision Goggles, High Heels, Wet Suit
WASHINGTON—Racking their brains as they tried to determine the express purpose of the homeland security secretary’s outfit, sources confirmed Monday they were not sure why Kristi Noem was wearing a firefighter helmet, night-vision goggles, high heels, and a wet suit. “Huh, that’s odd, but there must be some kind of reason for it, right?” said […]
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June 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Family Kind Of Concerned At How Fast Dad Ate Father’s Day Gift
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Family Kind Of Concerned At How Fast Dad Ate Father’s Day Gift
June 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Happy Obama Appreciation Day
June 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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From The Archives: I Don’t Vaccinate My Child Because It’s My Right To Decide What Eliminated Diseases Come Roaring Back theonion.com/i-don-t...
I Don’t Vaccinate My Child Because It’s My Right To Decide What Eliminated Diseases Come Roaring Back
May 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Man Can’t Believe He Has To Download Stupid App Just To Bribe President
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Man Can’t Believe He Has To Download Stupid App Just To Bribe President
May 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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May 6, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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#OnThisDay April 30, 1992, the final episode of The Cosby Show aired on NBC. Fox aired a repeat of #TheSimpsons on the same night, but it featured a new piece of animation after the episode ended referencing the final Cosby and... wow.
April 30, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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April 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Catty Cardinal Can’t Wait To See Who Got Fat Since Last Conclave
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Catty Cardinal Can’t Wait To See Who Got Fat Since Last Conclave
April 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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On this day in 1997, we first met Mr. Sparkle.
April 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Career Spider Not Sure She's Ready For 3,000 Children At This Point
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Career Spider Not Sure She's Ready For 3,000 Children At This Point
April 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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April 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone
Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone
WASHINGTON—Looking around with despair as he searched for an open seat in the Pentagon cafeteria, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly forced to drink his lunch alone Wednesday.  Acco...
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April 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Pete Hegseth: ‘There Are No State Secrets In A Healthy Relationship’
Pete Hegseth: ‘There Are No State Secrets In A Healthy Relationship’
WASHINGTON—Staunchly defending his decision to share sensitive military data in messages to his wife, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth told reporters Monday, “There are no state secrets in a healthy rel...
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April 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory theonion.com/show-me...
‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory
EAST HANOVER, NJ—As part of the health secretary’s highly publicized pledge to determine the cause of the disorder in the next five months, a wild-eyed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly shouted “Show me where autism is made!” Thursday while storming the Sour Patch Kid factory. “Attention Sour Patch Factory people: Give me the autism and no […]
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April 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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8 years ago today, Anthony Rizzo led the Chicago Cubs into Wrigley Field holding the World Series trophy. The Cubs raised the 2016 World Series banner this night. 🏆
April 10, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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Roseanne Barr’s Illiteracy Charity Snatches 100 Millionth Book From Child
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Roseanne Barr’s Illiteracy Charity Snatches 100 Millionth Book From Child Milestone Celebrated With Seizure And Incineration Of Kids’ Literature
April 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM