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Jeff Feldstein
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Wright/Berry/Stevens/Kinnell/O’Hara poetry spaz.
Steelers/Penguins/Pirates. Pre-Redhawk Miami U.
WARNING: prone to really vague posts injected with pop-media-laden references, a la Ezra Pound, but dumber and most suited for GenX’ers.
Esposed and childed.
Robert’s Restaurant had a great tuna melt, very little mayo, a tiny bit of Old Bay mixed in, on thicker slices of toasted whole grain bread, open-faced, one slice with cheddar and the other with swiss. She asked which sandwich I would recommend. She really liked it.
December 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
You da man.
December 6, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Julie Andrews. Served her a tuna melt at the glorious old haunt (long closed) Robert’s Restaurant when she took a lunch break during rehearsals for her special with Carol Burnett in ‘89.
December 6, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Tommy Körberg singing “Anthem”, from Chess. Close second, Elaine Paige’s “Nobody’s Side”.
October 26, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Stay far enough away from the event horizon and you’ll never get sucked in.
July 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
To paraphrase the inimitable Forrest Gump, “Ignorant is as ignorant does.”
July 24, 2025 at 3:01 AM
It’s time we all come to the realization that there are no birds—only small, flying dinosaurs.
July 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Policia Federal…
April 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Innocent until proven guilty.
Citizen until proven non-citizen.

The burden of proof is on the accuser, not the accused.
April 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
An aside… a Miami U (OH) AEPi fraternity brother invited a small group of us to his family’s home in Dayton for Yom Kippur… this was 1987… during morning service his sister asked out loud, “What is xenophobia?” I quickly replied, “fear of people from Xenia.” Service was disrupted for a short time.
April 22, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Reskeet with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answer only)
a man in a tuxedo with a bow tie looks at the camera
Alt: Mr Bean in a tuxedo with a bow tie looks smugly at the camera.
media.tenor.com
April 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Reposted by Jeff Feldstein
Married women would be hit hard by these barriers: About 8 in 10 women in the U.S. change their surnames after getting married, and the bill only allows birth certificates, not marriage certificates, as proof of identity so 69 million women have names that do not match their birth certificates.
April 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
No Chinese automobiles are sold in the United States. You’re embarrassing yourself.
April 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Broad cromulence is essential to fiction.
April 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
They’re afraid it’s contagious… like some sort of trans mind virus.

They’re idiots.
April 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Dominion should have gone full Peter Thiel and request damages that eliminate Newsmax.
April 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Any sworn-in government official, senator, or representative should not be allowed to change their investment portfolio in any way, shape, or form once sworn in.
April 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Keep asking these questions all you want, nothing will come of it. It’s infuriating to read right now.

Until you have enough GOP votes to make something of it, there’s nothing to say.
April 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Their problem is that they need a new stupid problem to make us forget that the last problem was stupider.
April 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Lost $12k last week, regained $7k.

That is not a win.
April 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Without incoming capital from exports, no one can invest in necessary infrastructure to inboard manufacturing capacity and compete with foreign competition. Foreign manufacturers of previously US products will find other foreign companies to manufacture for—the infrastructure is already in place.
April 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM