According to the head keeper at San Diego Zoo, the worst farts in the animal kingdom come from sea lions.

Christian Purslow on shortlist to lead football’s independent regulator. There could not be a worse choice. We cannot let this happen. We owe it to football
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Sure hope so.
(art by Dave Tarnowski)

I was waiting to buy a sandwich toaster, when I saw the greatest martial artist ever to come out of Athens walk past. I didn't know whether to go and get his autograph, or proceed with my purchase.

I was caught between the Breville and the Greek Bruce Lee.

I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.